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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Codependent Poster posted:

Maybe he was singing when he was going down and it was a good song?

Just because it's a death rattle doesn't mean it's music

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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
James Harrison owns though

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

I said the same thing on the first page of this thread basically for all the reasons Deion talks about here http://sports.yahoo.com/video/tomlinson-sanders-demonstrate-burfict-hit-051421329.html'

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Lol yeah, he wasn't "trying" to sprain or break Cam Newton's ankles, rip Le'Veon Bell's knees apart, drive Ben's shoulders into the turf, or decapitate AB. Sure

The amount of crying over the completely legal tackle on Bell and completely normal legal sack of Ben is hilarious from such a supposed tough guy fanbase

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
News at 11

Well known assholes act like assholes

Counsel for the prosecution stated as saying "well what jersey does he have on? Because only their guys are dirty..."

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Goetta posted:

The amount of crying over the completely legal tackle on Bell and completely normal legal sack of Ben is hilarious from such a supposed tough guy fanbase

Its not crying, when we deliberately injure people we at least admit it. Man up son.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
*grabs guy by the shoulders and pulls him to the ground*
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000569888/article/leveon-bell-suffers-knee-injury-in-steelers-loss

qq what a loving monster

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Imagine next year's Bengals/Steelers games lmfao

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

The amount of crying over the completely legal tackle on Bell and completely normal legal sack of Ben is hilarious from such a supposed tough guy fanbase

Sorry buddy, poo poo happens in football games. It sucks when an idiot loose cannon attempts to injure people on purpose. Pretty funny that a mentally challenged giant retard rapist pulled an Elway on your team because the rapist running back you employ fumbled, even after your piece of poo poo linebacker did his best to stop it with unbelievably stupid behavior. Football owns

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

When the play happened in real time it appeared that the flag came out in response to Brown's fall to his back, spread eagle and motionless. As a fan of his I thought it was an act because it was really dramatic and he's never been hurt like that. On replay (which I could believe Adam Jones has never watched) it was clear he was legit hurt.

On the full replay it looks like Porter is completely in the right, Burfict actually swiped at a greyhaired trainer helping Brown off the field and needed to gently caress off. The swarm of Bengals should have pulled Burfict away instead of focusing on Porter. Bizarre.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Burfict lost his drat mind OBJ-style

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Sorry buddy, poo poo happens in football games. It sucks when an idiot loose cannon attempts to injure people on purpose. Pretty funny that a mentally challenged giant retard rapist pulled an Elway on your team because the rapist running back you employ fumbled, even after your piece of poo poo linebacker did his best to stop it with unbelievably stupid behavior. Football owns

Sorry that Burfict balls so hard that when he does the textbook form tackles my coaches taught me when I was 10 years old playing pee wee football they ruin the seasons of your bitch baby players

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Sorry that Burfict balls so hard that when he does the textbook form tackles my coaches taught me when I was 10 years old playing pee wee football they ruin the seasons of your bitch baby players

Burflict ruined more than one season that game lmao

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Sorry that Burfict balls so hard that when he does the textbook form tackles my coaches taught me when I was 10 years old playing pee wee football they ruin the seasons of your bitch baby players

I mean yeah but they ruined their own season. Like actually did, not "Im trying to make myself feel better about seeing such a depressing loss" did

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Burflict ruined more than one season that game lmao

thanks for spiking my setup mel

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Having Burfict back next year healthy is going to own

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Lol, no. You and "codependent poster" come off as desperate, whiny babies, whereas everyone else is stupefied by how lovely and dumb Burfict and Jones acted.

You know I'm not a Bengals fan and the only thing I argued was that Porter should have gotten a penalty as well as Jones, or neither of them should have, right?

lol the Steelers had a bitchmade coach actually pull a guy's hair

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

Having Burfict back next year healthy is going to own

Same with Le'Veon Bell, and it'll be awesome when he's back to putting up 200+ combined yards from scrimmage on your team for another decade

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Codependent Poster posted:

You know I'm not a Bengals fan and the only thing I argued was that Porter should have gotten a penalty as well as Jones, or neither of them should have, right?

lol the Steelers had a bitchmade coach actually pull a guy's hair

I mean, nobody but you seems to have come to acceptance that Porter was out there to draw a penalty, which worked. Good job arguing about it for 20 pages tho

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Same with Le'Veon Bell, and it'll be awesome when he's back to putting up 200+ combined yards from scrimmage on your team for another decade

200+ yards is probably one or two more fully healthy games so that is probably about right

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I don't want Burfict out of the league. He's dirty as poo poo, sure, but the league needs a real villain out there. The Steelers Bengals game is one of the most exciting 60 minutes of football I've ever seen. It provoked all sorts of emotions over its course, and I can't recall the last time I was that entertained by a game that didn't feature my team. And that is why I watch football, to be entertained.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Imagine next year's Bengals/Steelers games lmfao

Is this where we place bets on who goes all Last Boy Scout?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Sorry that Burfict balls so hard that when he does the textbook form tackles my coaches taught me when I was 10 years old playing pee wee football they ruin the seasons of your bitch baby players

Same, but Shazier

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I think Burfict is dirty and is guilty of most accusation but that Bell tackle was normal as hell and super unfortunate that his knee got hosed from it.

That being said, Burfict admitted in post interviews that once they got to the ground he heard a loud pop so I'm sure the celebration part is accurate.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Same, but Shazier

Is now a good time to talk about what's going on with his eyebrows?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

Is now a good time to talk about what's going on with his eyebrows?

I have a theory that he's the bastard son of James Harrison and a Sedish porn star

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
He has alopecia

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

I don't want Burfict out of the league. He's dirty as poo poo, sure, but the league needs a real villain out there. The Steelers Bengals game is one of the most exciting 60 minutes of football I've ever seen. It provoked all sorts of emotions over its course, and I can't recall the last time I was that entertained by a game that didn't feature my team. And that is why I watch football, to be entertained.

I have to agree Chiche. That game was an awesome spectacle of football, so good in fact, that I would have only been bummed out for the evening if the Steelers lost.

Long live the AFCN

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I have a theory that he's the bastard son of James Harrison and a Sedish porn star

James Harrison is probably a very sad dad

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I follow James on Instagram and he loves his kids a lot

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I would enjoyed that game a lot more if I wasn't somewhat invested in having a healthy and functional team at the end of it

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pron on VHS posted:

He has alopecia

A severely chafing nutsack would explain his anger issues.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pron on VHS posted:

I follow James on Instagram and he loves his kids a lot

*kid gives him a World's Greatest Dad mug*

*Harrison smashes it on the ground*

"NO TROPHIES UNLESS YOU EARN THEM"

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
This is the cake James Harrison got his son

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Pron on VHS posted:

I follow James on Instagram and he loves his kids a lot

He lives in my neighborhood and I enjoy talking to him at youth football games. He's intimidating as hell, but also funny in a dour, dry way

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

This is the cake James Harrison got his son



I wish James Harrison was my dad. :swoon:

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
The protein content in that cake is probably off the charts

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

James Harrison is OK with a runner-up trophy? :aaa:

James Harrison is legitimately a better father than the panty-waist in the Volkswagen commercial.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Chichevache posted:

James Harrison is OK with a runner-up trophy? :aaa:

James Harrison is legitimately a better father than the panty-waist in the Volkswagen commercial.

It's a Kia commercial. I only point that out because Im laughing at the thought of a guy who buys a Kia being so adamant about being the best at something

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