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Lufiron posted:remember when you were a toddler and mom or dad would dress you so you didn't have to worry about being fresh to death, you could focus on eating sugary cereal and watching cartoons? wouldn't you love to not to have to worry about it anymore? oh golly jeepers I can't wait to be another SF nerd who tries way too loving hard to look like a mad men extra
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Lufiron posted:remember when you were a toddler and mom or dad would dress you so you didn't have to worry about being fresh to death, you could focus on eating sugary cereal and watching cartoons? wouldn't you love to not to have to worry about it anymore?
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I'd like to see the whiteboard at the brainstorming session that gave birth to that. It's like Uber for... sushi.... crayons... moustache wax... pipe tobacco... biker mice on mars figurines.................
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Milennial cellphone press conference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1w2IxMWQ1Y
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Tim Whatley posted:Milennial cellphone press conference It's Digital! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuTSAeFhdZU actually wow, the video I quoted makes more fun of itself than Mr Show does. wow. digital. Lamech fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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I can't remember his name, but the guy that sketch is lampooning is prime thread material.
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Shingy, AOL's "digital prophet."
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NESguerilla posted:I can't remember his name, but the guy that sketch is lampooning is prime thread material. Shingy is his name. He's a shining example of what happens when a gen x or boomer try their hardest to become a millennial. He's way too old to be a millennial, and he obviously doesn't understand the internet at all.
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shingy kinda owns though. dude's making fat stacks as a jester ityool 2016
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Tim Whatley posted:Milennial cellphone press conference I wonder what it's like to really buy into corporate culture and get pumped up about work conferences and buzzwords and stuff.
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Prav posted:shingy kinda owns though. dude's making fat stacks as a jester ityool 2016 Fair point
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Lufiron posted:remember when you were a toddler and mom or dad would dress you so you didn't have to worry about being fresh to death, you could focus on eating sugary cereal and watching cartoons? wouldn't you love to not to have to worry about it anymore? quote:BOMBFELL COVERS ALL STYLES AND FASHIONS
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nomadologique posted:BOMBFELL COVERS ALL STYLES AND FASHIONS no hood/street/urban option? loving racists
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I like that hipster style is a probably 8 year old picture of Michael Cera.
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are you guys ready to have your minds blown https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_shopper woah that website is just an online version of that basically i have no idea how on-trend their clothes are, but the concept of having someone who understands fashion better than you help you pick clothes isn't weird or stupid a lot of people in this very thread could benefit from it, i imagine
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thanks but i'd prefer a personal pan pizza
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Tim Whatley posted:Milennial cellphone press conference Wait this is real? I thought it was a sketch
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business symposiums sometimes have cool hip presentations to speak to the older folks in the crowd, esp when it's about tech
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Stop trying to ruin beer for me.
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I'm the three staged beers each filled to exactly the same level for the photo shoot.
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mr. mephistopheles posted:are you guys ready to have your minds blown It's the One Weird Trick Personal Shoppers HATE!
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Don Tacorleone posted:Wait this is real? I thought it was a sketch It looked like Samsung's conference from a couple years back.
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I wish it was possible to just let these people know they are total cunts and I just hate them
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Is this from that Budweiser ad a while back, the one that ripped on good beer and the dipshits that drink it (drink our HARD BREWED poo poo beer and watch football like a REAL MAN)? lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siHU_9ec94c Phil Moscowitz fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Lufiron posted:remember when you were a toddler and mom or dad would dress you so you didn't have to worry about being fresh to death, you could focus on eating sugary cereal and watching cartoons? wouldn't you love to not to have to worry about it anymore? take a drink every time you read the word 'awesome'.
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Lufiron posted:remember when you were a toddler and mom or dad would dress you so you didn't have to worry about being fresh to death, you could focus on eating sugary cereal and watching cartoons? wouldn't you love to not to have to worry about it anymore? uh did they license the awesome-o image from Trey Parker? haha holy poo poo did they license ANYTHING they're using on their site? hey donald glover, did you know that you're endorsing some web 2.0 millenial clothing company? tech dweeb 101: ignore all laws or pretend they don't exist. Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Is this from that Budweiser ad a while back, the one that ripped on good beer and the dipshits that drink it (drink our HARD BREWED poo poo beer and watch football like a REAL MAN)? I loving love that ad because Anheuser Busch owns more micro-breweries than anyone else. All advertising is a lie.
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I saw these and this frantic little voice in my head just screamed "GAAAAAAYYYYYY! GAY! GAY! GAAAAAAYYYYYY! GAY GAY GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!" That's never happened before. Didn't know that little guy was in there, just waiting.
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Darth123123 posted:I made it 1 min so annoying Same here. Its hard to watch when they literally can't complete a sentence without having to interrupt themselves to thank a subscriber. Its like the YouTuibe version of Tourette's.
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Stinky_Pete posted:I saw these and this frantic little voice in my head just screamed "GAAAAAAYYYYYY! GAY! GAY! GAAAAAAYYYYYY! GAY GAY GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!" To be fair, the fake arm wrestling shot is just dripping with blatant homoeroticism. I wonder how intentional it was.
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opus111 posted:take a drink every time you read the word 'awesome'. In the phrase "hire someone to do everything for you so you have more time to be awesome", the term "be awesome" actually means "be lazy and accomplish nothing".
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ghlbtsk posted:In the phrase "hire someone to do everything for you so you have more time to be awesome", the term "be awesome" actually means "be lazy and accomplish nothing". Sounds p. awesome to me.
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Inzombiac posted:I loving love that ad because Anheuser Busch owns more micro-breweries than anyone else. It's all kinds of great, loving INBEV of all companies. No complexity or variety here just CRISP SUDS BREWED HARD. Who drinks beer, in a place with windows, to taste it? JUST DRINK BEER BECAUSE YOU LIKE DRINKING BEER IN A BASEMENT BAR WHERE THEY SERVE NOTHING BUT BUDWEISER AND EVERYONE JUST GOT OFF WORK AT THE STEEL MILL The dudes in that commercial sniffing beer from a wine glass are pretty millennial though.
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Stinky_Pete posted:I saw these and this frantic little voice in my head just screamed "GAAAAAAYYYYYY! GAY! GAY! GAAAAAAYYYYYY! GAY GAY GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!" I'm really glad that the meaning of "human being" has completely changed from being a slur against gay people to being a slur against nu males in general
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is this where to complain about that drake MAH CELL PHONE song because i hate that song, and drake
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