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Star Citizen: The only game dumb enough to be tangentaly related to me
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Jan 11, 2016 20:53
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Dapper Dan posted:You don't need cutting edge graphics anymore because good art design has largely replaced that. 
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Jan 11, 2016 20:55
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Unfunny Poster posted:There was already a Crank sequel. I think they even made a third one. Oh yeah totally forgot about crank 2 : crank harder, good film, but they haven't made a third one.
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Jan 11, 2016 20:56
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CrazyLoon posted:TBH, that kiddyfucker's hardly a typical Star Citizen and more like one of those absolute morons that throw themselves against the
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Jan 11, 2016 20:57
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of SA for sport and their own mental illness. There were a few others, though, like Balalaika on the CIG forums, whom I remember storming into the goon thread over there and posting how everyone must be just jealous of her titties, unlike those of Lauresh. This summer she (SCDruggie) had another meltdown here, after coming over to defend CIG's honoure, before asking to be banned while saying: "You will unban me when this game comes out, right?" to which Cowcaster simply said 'No.' and banned her. She hasn't been back since.
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https://gfycat.com/RespectfulVeneratedGrebe the second grab cracks me up for some reason.
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Jan 11, 2016 20:57
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Lets be honest, its Chris Roberts doing the art design in Star Citizen so this is to be expected aleksendr posted:There is also the probability that any design direction someone try to take is trumped by the "next big sale" mentality. This is true too, everything seems to have been sacrificed for that 'sell the ships first, sell the game second' mentality, hence why there is a fifth wave of ships.
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Jan 11, 2016 20:57
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Its like a popcorn machine making GBS threads out clones of the same dude
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Jan 11, 2016 20:58
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 This thread This loving thread Bless you all for your efforts
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Jan 11, 2016 20:59
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I can't stop laughing at it, it's perfect
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Jan 11, 2016 21:00
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Dapper Dan posted:With all the talk of Dredd and Mad Max, it just made me think of how much cooler Star Citizen would be if it was made like a 1980s, gritty Space Adventure movie instead of boring, clean generic sci-fi. It really doesn't have much of a soul behind it, all it has going for it is that it looks pretty. Well, immersion. Immersion will be everywhere. Why live in real life when you can wake up in the 'Verse, know your character needs to poo poo and piss, and then go groggily get some Space Coffee(TM) and start your lovely, awful day working as a space slave on someone elses ship in forced servitude because you happen to be Space Poor(TM) Sound fun, right?
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Jan 11, 2016 21:01
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Mirificus posted:Do you have a link to the Balalaika / SCDruggie drama? Just look up SC_Druggie on the SA forum search and read their posts (it's about 4 pages). It basically is them slowly getting more and more fed up with Goons not buying into the idea that Star Citizen is the greatest game ever.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:01
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Dapper Dan posted:Lets be honest, its Chris Roberts doing the art design in Star Citizen so this is to be expected Roberts removing his approval of designs after they were approved and complete also probably contributed towards the art becoming bland and generic. Who wants to bother taking risks and trying to create something unique and interesting under that environment?
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Jan 11, 2016 21:03
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grimcreaper posted:Well, immersion. Immersion will be everywhere. Why live in real life when you can wake up in the 'Verse, know your character needs to poo poo and piss, and then go groggily get some Space Coffee(TM) and start your lovely, awful day working as a space slave on someone elses ship in forced servitude because you happen to be Space Poor(TM) Sound fun, right? That's another thing, do people really want 'realistic immersion'? People play games to escape reality (at least most of the time), do they really want the most realistic experience ever? That poo poo usually ends up being painfully boring and only engaging to the most autistic nerds who love that retarded, grindy poo poo. Adventure Pigeon posted:Roberts removing his approval of designs after they were approved and complete also probably contributed towards the art becoming bland and generic. Who wants to bother taking risks and trying to create something unique and interesting under that environment? That is true too, there are really no benefits to taking risks in such an environment, only to get the thing approved as fast as possible otherwise you just create more work for yourself. Also hilarious that Roberts spends large amounts of money hiring extremely talented artists and then demand they produce the most bland, derivative junk ever. Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Jan 11, 2016 21:03
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e: nevermind
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Jan 11, 2016 21:04
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immersion in space is about as boring as it could get. you have to use a shitload of sci-fi and spacial handwaving to make any space game even remotely interesting, which none of them have ever accomplished
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Jan 11, 2016 21:05
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://gfycat.com/RespectfulVeneratedGrebe Its like the result of someone first movie in Source engine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D3Z8eqFIf0
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Jan 11, 2016 21:05
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Big Rigs: Space Truckin'
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Jan 11, 2016 21:05
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D_Smart posted:I did. Not happy with it. Trashed it. Going to be having a chat with Bootcha about it today. You do realize that nearly all of us have no musical tone or pitch control? Unless you're doing some weird/awesome like juggling cats or recording yourself on the bench of a courtroom.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:05
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Bootcha posted:You do realize that nearly all of us have no musical tone or pitch control? This can be solved by downloading auto-tune and applying it to yourself.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:06
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Zombie Squared posted:Do the math, nerd. A super fan FYP
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Jan 11, 2016 21:06
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no i need to see my arms flailing around of their own volition going through a twenty-step starship ignition process or I won't be able to suspend my disbelief and I'll realise I'm some autistic whale in a cheap office chair that's spent thousands on jpegs of lacklustre space ships
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Jan 11, 2016 21:06
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Dapper Dan posted:Also hilarious that Roberts spends large amounts of money hiring extremely talented artists and then demand they produce the most bland, derivative junk ever. If this project has proven anything, it's that no amount of money can fix bad management and overinflated egos.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:06
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 Hey Reddit! Archive this!! ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... The only thing that needs to be said
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Jan 11, 2016 21:08
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Bootcha posted:You do realize that nearly all of us have no musical tone or pitch control? If Derek juggles real cats I will go buy that game of his he is always pitching.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:09
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Bootcha posted:You do realize that nearly all of us have no musical tone or pitch control? If smart juggles cats in the goon-de-ja video game, I will give everything up!
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Jan 11, 2016 21:09
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Dapper Dan posted:That's another thing, do people really want 'immersion'? People play games to escape reality (at least most of the time), do they really want the most realistic experience ever? That poo poo usually ends up being painfully boring and only engaging to the most autistic nerds who love that retarded, grindy poo poo. Thats the weird thing with Star Citizen. Every time Croberts talks about stuff, people eat it up. Then you have hundreds of posts on the CiG forums talking about how "You need slowboat style 4 second animations to get in and out of chairs! No one should be able to run inside stations!" as examples. And then you have the CiG-given example of "When you have passangers on your ship, you have to MANUALLY change out the Video they are watching!" I legitimately believe these people DO want true 100% life-to-game immersion. They seem to want the most tedious, bullshit, boring things to be a part of their "immersion" simply to escape into the "Verse. I have been trying to wrap my head around some of the posts ive read on the RSI forums and the only thing ive come out of it with is a headache. They somehow think their Space Immersion(TM) will last a minimum of 10 years. Some are even claiming it will be The ONLY game they will play for DECADES!
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Jan 11, 2016 21:10
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Dapper Dan posted:That's another thing, do people really want 'realistic immersion'? People play games to escape reality (at least most of the time), do they really want the most realistic experience ever? That poo poo usually ends up being painfully boring and only engaging to the most autistic nerds who love that retarded, grindy poo poo. In my experience, many think they do riiight up until the point where they get what they're asking for. Then they quickly notice that it's horrible and takes too long and just gets in the way of any actual semblance of gameplay and fun. grimcreaper posted:I have been trying to wrap my head around some of the posts ive read on the RSI forums and the only thing ive come out of it with is a headache. They somehow think their Space Immersion(TM) will last a minimum of 10 years. Some are even claiming it will be The ONLY game they will play for DECADES! Well, yeah. EVE has been around for longer than that and a fair portion of the Citizens have fled to SC to revive their EVE dreams. Never mind that one of the reasons it has survived as long as it has is due to it offering the kind of gameplay that they're fleeing from — without it, it would have folded a long time ago. Tippis fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Jan 11, 2016 21:10
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Star Citizen: Or I how I learned to shut up and love the PAAAAAAAAAAAAARP 
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Jan 11, 2016 21:11
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://gfycat.com/RespectfulVeneratedGrebe Probably because he grabs it without bending down, his arm literally stretches out to grab it like some One Piece reject.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:12
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I've been listening to the singer La roux (great musician highly recommend listening to her) and specifically her song : tropical chancer, the lyrics just seem so right at the moment for this thread and SC. He'll take the money and the food that's in your hand But you have to understand that he's a dreamer Living my life within a mile you could believe This place turns honest men to thieves He'll trade your loving for the things he's never seen The places he has never been Oh but remember he is just a good pretender And he doesn't give his love away for free 
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Jan 11, 2016 21:13
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grimcreaper posted:Thats the weird thing with Star Citizen. Every time Croberts talks about stuff, people eat it up. Then you have hundreds of posts on the CiG forums talking about how "You need slowboat style 4 second animations to get in and out of chairs! No one should be able to run inside stations!" as examples.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:13
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Mirificus posted:Some even want it to be the last game they play for the rest of their lives. since there'll likely be a mass space whale suicide when CIG folds one of the alphas probably will be the last game they play
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Jan 11, 2016 21:14
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Unfunny Poster posted:Just look up SC_Druggie on the SA forum search and read their posts (it's about 4 pages). It basically is them slowly getting more and more fed up with Goons not buying into the idea that Star Citizen is the greatest game ever.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:15
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Mirificus posted:Some even want it to be the last game they play for the rest of their lives. Surely that aint gonna be so far.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:15
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Bless all you goons for this thread  Thanks to you I have discovered that the only thing funnier than grown men who are mad about videogames turns out to be grown men who are mad about videogames that don't exist.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:16
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Unfunny Poster posted:Just look up SC_Druggie on the SA forum search and read their posts (it's about 4 pages). It basically is them slowly getting more and more fed up with Goons not buying into the idea that Star Citizen is the greatest game ever. http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=212447
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Jan 11, 2016 21:16
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Dapper Dan posted:That's another thing, do people really want 'realistic immersion'? People play games to escape reality (at least most of the time), do they really want the most realistic experience ever? That poo poo usually ends up being painfully boring and only engaging to the most autistic nerds who love that retarded, grindy poo poo. It might be culture at work. You can see Korean and most of asia having absolutely no problem with tons of grindy poo poo, sometime complaining when games are not grindy enough. Germany and eastern europe are rabid fans of "Mundane simulators" to the point that its taking 80% of store shelf space. The US might have another opinion since we have so many competing leisure industry that we always feel like we have other poo poo to do. The art definitely has a feel of "Go with the safe options" and churn it out in time for the next trade show event.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:16
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grimcreaper posted:I have been trying to wrap my head around some of the posts ive read on the RSI forums and the only thing ive come out of it with is a headache. They somehow think their Space Immersion(TM) will last a minimum of 10 years. Some are even claiming it will be The ONLY game they will play for DECADES!
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Jan 11, 2016 21:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaoGxOxzAwc&feature=youtu.be&t=1h50m50s Stretch goals? Don't talk about stretch goals, stretch goals really????? Drops mic, and leaves room.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:17
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Mirificus posted:Is the SC_Druggie on Reddit them as well? No clue, but maybe?
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Jan 11, 2016 21:17
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