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"Hey check out this selfie from Jeb! Bush!" "oh cool what did you talk to him about?" "I don't know, he mumbled something about Gampy Senior, his fantasy football team, and then he asked me about how good his handshake was. Then he told me he liked his Mom better than his Dad. And then he took a guy's french fry off his plate and ate it."
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Hey guys, let me tell you what I talked to Jeb Bush about last night! Was it in person or did he call the hotline?
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The Ted Cruz birtherism is probably my favorite thing to come out of this election so far. It couldn't have happened to a slimier, shittier person. Can't Stump The Trump.
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We joke about Jeb being autistic, but this is ridiculous. God forgive me, but this is the first thing I thought of when I saw that:  EDIT: Unsure if CWC is allowed to be mentioned. I'll remove the image if not.
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Donald posted:@megynkelly recently said that she can’t be wooed by Trump. She is so average in every way, who the hell wants to woo her! 
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Our GOP front runner!
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this_is_hard posted:The Ted Cruz birtherism is probably my favorite thing to come out of this election so far. It couldn't have happened to a slimier, shittier person. If someone had told me in November than Carson’s stabbing controversy wouldn’t be the highlight of the pre‐Iowa primary, I wouldn’t have believed them, yet here we are.
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I just love how once again, a terrible fate befalls any who try to stump the Trump.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:34
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Already setting the bait for the debate. The Donald is a mastermind.
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Donald Trump is the only candidate who understands how much reality TV has affected Americans.
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To be honest I kind of want to go to a Jeb! campaign event because they look like they are all almost empty and I want to see if I could get him to autograph a copy of My Pet Goat.
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Three Olives posted:To be honest I kind of want to go to a Jeb! campaign event because they look like they are all almost empty and I want to see if I could get him to autograph a copy of My Pet Goat. I was going to ask a librarian at the George W. Bush presidential library if they had a copy, but then I remembered that Osama bin Laden referred to it in a taped message and I chickened out because I didn’t want to end up on a list.
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A Canadian man fearing for his life posted:I like Donald Trump. I respect Donald Trump. He's welcome to toss whatever attacks he wants.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:This is the ¡Jeb! Failure Report for January 11, 2016 My mother said to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Chang
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Cruz right now: 
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Dude is giving Canadians a bad rap for being push-overs.
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I love that Reine Priebus is doing the "I don't know" shrug regarding Cruz's eligibility. Ted Cruz has a The Scorpion and The Frog relationship with the GOP but I don't know which one's the scorpion. Probably both.
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Rocks posted:Trump will run to the left of Hillary by breaking up the banks and offering universal health care , while still offering the right what they want in regards to military and immigration. it will be glorious That sounds socialist. But also nationalist. Weird
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I feel like it would greatly improve establishment morale if they all got together and torpedoed Cruz's campaign - with the help of Trump if necessary
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http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/265417-iowa-governor-cruz-birth-issue-fair-gamequote:
Between Donald Trump Jr.'s photo OP and this, I'd say Trump is on the verge of scoring his first real endorsement and its a biggie! Gov. Branstad sees the writing on the wall, he shall have his own fealty and yoooooge harem in the coming Empire of Trump.
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Maybe Cruz should have tried to make more friends and fewer enemies.
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Rocks posted:Trump will run to the left of Hillary by breaking up the banks and offering universal health care , while still offering the right what they want in regards to military and immigration. it will be glorious A strong pivot in the general would only make it easier to paint the guy as an unscrupulous flip flopper saying whatever gets applause. He's already changed his policy promises a few times. And it's pretty clearly all hot air even before he throws out most of what he's already said to appeal to a new crowd.
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Platystemon posted:Maybe Cruz should have tried to make more friends and fewer enemies. If he was capable of that, he wouldn't be Ted Cruz.
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Cruz's strategy of buddying up to Trump and trying to stay out of the line of fire is going well, I see.
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Platystemon posted:Maybe Cruz should have tried to make more friends and fewer enemies. I'm pretty satisfied with this course of events myself.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Cruz's strategy of buddying up to Trump and trying to stay out of the line of fire is going well, I see. Trump is already bleeding support into him! Actually I wonder if Cruz wins over Trump in Iowa he'll steal a few points. It's clear at least some of Trump's support is people who just want to bet on the winning horse.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Cruz's strategy of buddying up to Trump and trying to stay out of the line of fire is going well, I see. It was going fine until this. When they were the only two left standing, we all knew it would end like this.
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Wait, Cruz birtherism is a real thing EDIT: There are conservatives who are genuinely concerned that he does not meet the threshold of 'natural born citizen'. For real?
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Phlegmish posted:It was going fine until this. I've been waiting for this for so long.
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trump continues to leave me frustrated and vaguely aroused by beating up on people whose souls are even uglier than his
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Platystemon posted:Maybe Cruz should have tried to make more friends and fewer enemies.
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its extremely hosed up that its a plus in the donalds column that, compared to his competitors, he has never proposed starving the paups for their own good
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Don't vote for uncertainty, vote for the guy who keeps using "until we know what's going on" as a metric for when the hurting will stop.
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Wait, Cruz birtherism is a real thing Yeah, it's the just the oddest thing that someone who flogged Obama birtherism harder than anyone not named "Orly Taitz" would be the same one ask similar "questions" about a primary opponent. Who ever could have seen it coming?
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