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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:54
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Well do you want to terrorize people?
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Jan 12, 2016 02:55
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I wish the FBI thought I was a big drug dealer in a cartel or mega terror leader and would insert a secret agent into my life to pretend to be my friend / lover and get info from me. I'm lonely
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Jan 12, 2016 02:55
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lol, imagine just like, j edgar hoover, sitting at his desk holding his head in his hands reading something awful and going like "what is this"
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Jan 12, 2016 02:55
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A misanthrope posted:dude if the feds were monitoring and cared about what goons post on here i'd be getting ball tortured in a cia black site right now You must have never heard about LF
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Jan 12, 2016 02:55
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an fbi agent showed up to my work and asked me if id ever seen goatse
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Jan 12, 2016 02:57
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mr.capps posted:lol, imagine just like, j edgar hoover, sitting at his desk holding his head in his hands reading something awful and going like "what is this" I think Hoover was probably pro cucking.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:58
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny. this is what dreams are made of
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Jan 12, 2016 02:59
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captainoblivious posted:I think Hoover was probably pro cucking. I can imagine him just sitting there next to the BBC while he drooled in women's panties.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:00
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captainoblivious posted:I think Hoover was probably pro cucking. oh, so that is why he made sure to record martin luther king jr loving
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Jan 12, 2016 03:01
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Microwaves Mom posted:I can imagine him just sitting there next to the BBC while he drooled in women's panties. *old black and white photo of hoover sitting next to a giant erect black penis while drooling onto a table covered in panties*
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Jan 12, 2016 03:02
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that's the feeling of realizing ur life could have ended with too quick a motion in that moment, and that the papers would simply read "american hero takes out would be terrorist in sting operation." nothing would come of it, and your entire life would end up being of little to no consequence roll tide
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Jan 12, 2016 03:07
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rabble rabble posted:that's the feeling of realizing ur life could have ended with too quick a motion in that moment, and that the papers would simply read "american hero takes out would be terrorist in sting operation." nothing would come of it, and your entire life would end up being of little to no consequence "dead gay goon. so what"
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Jan 12, 2016 03:09
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Right now, on some wall in Langley, there's a flow chart with Aatrek's photo labeled "The Diddler of Aleppo."
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Jan 12, 2016 03:11
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*adjusts federal badge, takes off shades, smiles knowingly* I, too, am also a proud gay man.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:16
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how does it feel to know you will never get a security clearance because of this retarded forum
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Jan 12, 2016 03:17
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I think the massive amounts of drugs and alcohol probably took care of that a long time ago, that's why I prefer the corporate world
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Jan 12, 2016 03:19
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:how does it feel to know you will never get a security clearance because of this retarded forum Guess I'll never be the Head of a major corporation.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:20
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:24
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:how does it feel to know you will never get a security clearance because of this retarded forum Oh no, in high school I wrote a note to a teacher that was taken to be a threat to go Columbine High on the place. I've been having 'the talk' with authority figures about how I need to stop talking about killing people for decades now.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:25
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Wulfolme posted:Oh no, in high school I wrote a note to a teacher that was taken to be a threat to go Columbine High on the place. I've been having 'the talk' with authority figures about how I need to stop talking about killing people for decades now. 
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Jan 12, 2016 03:26
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Wulfolme posted:Oh no, in high school I wrote a note to a teacher that was taken to be a threat to go Columbine High on the place. I've been having 'the talk' with authority figures about how I need to stop talking about killing people for decades now. Please don't get your dog killed
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Jan 12, 2016 03:26
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what was the note
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Wulfolme posted:I am the single least Mexican guy there. to be fair after Oregon it's clear who the true terrorists are
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Jan 12, 2016 03:28
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I'm still confused as to what the OP is saying. You said these things to coworkers or on the forums? If it was to coworkers, why did you have to explain the forums? Or are you suggesting you made a post here that got someone so mad at you that they called the FBI on you? Still confused where the forums come in here, OP.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:29
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Wulfolme posted:Oh no, in high school I wrote a note to a teacher that was taken to be a threat to go Columbine High on the place. I've been having 'the talk' with authority figures about how I need to stop talking about killing people for decades now. Maybe you misunderstood. They were chastising you for being "all talk".
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Jan 12, 2016 03:30
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...do you honestly think those events are completely unrelated? jesus what's it like to go through life some completely oblivio oh I see
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Jan 12, 2016 03:30
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Wulfolme posted:Oh no, in high school I wrote a note to a teacher that was taken to be a threat to go Columbine High on the place. I've been having 'the talk' with authority figures about how I need to stop talking about killing people for decades now. have you considered not doing the things that make people have to do mental health checks on you periodically
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Jan 12, 2016 03:30
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny. Being assigned to talk to someone from these forums must be a punishment of some kind. gently caress up a drug bust? Enjoy reading GBS for a month.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:30
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mr.capps posted:what was the note i ain't telling, but i will tell you that when the administration found out it was me the teacher i wrote it to p. much said, "oh, him? he isn't gonna do poo poo, what the hell were we worried about?"
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Jan 12, 2016 03:31
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A few years ago fbi came and hauled me out onto my yard in my underwear while pointing guns at me at 6am and then they took my xbox. The end
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Jan 12, 2016 03:33
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Wulfolme posted:i ain't telling, but i will tell you that when the administration found out it was me the teacher i wrote it to p. much said, "oh, him? he isn't gonna do poo poo, what the hell were we worried about?" it's good to have bro teachers on your side because they are the ones who know how truly spineless and non-committal you are
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Jan 12, 2016 03:33
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:A few years ago fbi came and hauled me out onto my yard in my underwear while pointing guns at me at 6am and then they took my xbox. The end they take their halo seriously shouldnt have teabagged jerk
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Jan 12, 2016 03:34
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well op i guess youre gonna have to suicide bomb your workplace/co-workers since they ratted you out to the feds.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:35
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It is concerning to me that forums poster Wulfolme is allowed private access to a dog.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:37
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Nelson Mandingo posted:You must have never heard about LF i remember lowtax wasnt happy about the secret service visiting him, but wasn't that a more extreme threat than what is being discussed here? maybe not. i await the ball clamps.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:42
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:A few years ago fbi came and hauled me out onto my yard in my underwear while pointing guns at me at 6am and then they took my xbox. The end I told you you called the wrong person a human being
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Jan 12, 2016 03:42
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:well op i guess youre gonna have to suicide bomb your workplace/co-workers since they ratted you out to the feds. Half the places I've worked people have come up to me unsolicited and asked me to spare them when I shoot up the place. Why does this keep happening to me
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Jan 12, 2016 03:43
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A misanthrope posted:i remember lowtax wasnt happy about the secret service visiting him, but wasn't that a more extreme threat than what is being discussed here? maybe not. i await the ball clamps. I'm pretty sure someone made a thread titled something like "I'm going to kill the president" or something like that.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:The idea of someone trying to explain GBS to the FBI is hilarious.
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