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the hammock cat--? NO! she's not for sale! g-get out! get the gently caress out! get out! *I whip out my sword and begin slashing all the prices in the store in a screaming fury*
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Jan 7, 2016 15:18
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- Adbot
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May 30, 2024 13:13
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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But I only wanted it for a cute motivational poster---
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Jan 7, 2016 15:35
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- TheCIASentMe
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I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
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Our sale won't last long in geological terms.
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Jan 7, 2016 16:17
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- Just Burgs
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Once these products are gone, they're gone, until the delivery truck arrives on Sunday
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Jan 8, 2016 22:05
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- Tebulot
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im hip now bois
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Real premium prices, we have 20.00 for 19.99
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Jan 9, 2016 04:56
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- that ivy guy
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not even an era-spanning, multi-species planetary sale can withstand the test of time at the cosmological scale.
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Jan 9, 2016 07:58
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Jan 9, 2016 12:00
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- Doghouse
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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For only $75 more, we'll throw in a free $75 gift card!
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Jan 10, 2016 01:38
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- FluffieDuckie
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For only $75 more, we'll throw in a free $75 gift card!
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 10, 2016 18:36
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- TheCIASentMe
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I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
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do you have any discount yams?
Our yams are the discountiest!
I just checked our inventory. Sorry we just ran out. Can I interest you in a non-discount yam?
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Jan 12, 2016 00:12
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- google THIS
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buy 1000, get 1 free
limit one per customer
new 2016 vehicles only
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Jan 12, 2016 01:14
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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I saw an advert in a take-away pizza place's window last night that said Buy 10 get 1 Free.
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Jan 12, 2016 17:25
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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for every cat trimming we provide we can guarantee at least ONE (1)!! free ziploc baggy containing their fur
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Jan 12, 2016 17:44
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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hello welcome to the everything's a dollar (or more) store! right this way we have our world famous gumball machine, cash only of course
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Jan 12, 2016 17:50
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- FluffieDuckie
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hello welcome to the everything's a dollar (or more) store!
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 12, 2016 17:56
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- google THIS
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for a limited time only, you can get anything in our inventory at cost, plus our overhead, plus a little more!
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Jan 12, 2016 18:08
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- FluffieDuckie
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for a limited time only, you can get anything in our inventory at cost, plus our overhead, plus a little more!
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 12, 2016 18:10
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- free Trapt CD
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I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
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for a limited time only, you can get anything in our inventory at cost, plus our overhead, plus a little more!
come on down to crazy johnny's carpet emporium, where we can give you a finance deal for your favourite shag for a crazy 0% interest for 2-3 years depending on how much longer this business lasts
hello welcome to the everything's a dollar (or more) store! right this way we have our world famous gumball machine, cash only of course
Once these products are gone, they're gone, until the delivery truck arrives on Sunday
Our sale won't last long in geological terms.
stock up today, the heat-death of the universe is coming soon!
buy today to receive a deal that will seem like an incredible value in a number of decades when inflation has skewed your perception of the worth of a dollar
Come into this building where I keep various items. If you want to trade currency for one or more that's fine.
these deals are WARM WARM WARM!
Buy now, they're going fast, or wait until tomorrow when we restock, it's just bread.
For only $75 more, we'll throw in a free $75 gift card!
lmbo at these, also others
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Jan 14, 2016 05:49
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- literally a fish
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German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
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our prices are so predictable that if one surprises you we'll apologize and do nothing about it
come in today for a $100 gift card, only $99.99 plus tax. this sale must end, civilization will collapse eventually
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Jan 14, 2016 10:49
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- google THIS
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we're so crazy we have black friday prices, right now!
hdtvs only $100!
blu-ray 3D players just $20!
ipads, $300!
the iphone 6s, just $250!
get these prices today so you can place them on items in your own retail store!
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Jan 14, 2016 15:31
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- FutonForensic
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It's BOG'N FEVER here at Payless Shoes. I'm talking about Buy One, Get None on each individual shoe. Mix 'n' Match to create your own unique style. Debra, is that a loafer on the left, a platform on the right? Ooo Debra, you nasty
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Jan 14, 2016 16:13
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- A Tin Of Beans
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everything must go. i mean if we didnt sell anything, what would we do when the shipments came. anyway we all have to go eventually. nothing lasts forever. please buy something. please engage in commerce with us. please. we only have so long to live. please help.
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Jan 14, 2016 19:57
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May 30, 2024 13:13
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Rock bottom prices with sky-high financing! Bring your friends! Pick up a stranger on the way! Make an enemy and drag them along in the trunk of your car! WE WILL SELL TO ANYONE!
Except you Steve.
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Jan 14, 2016 21:00
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