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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I did not win the lottery despite really, really wanting to.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Inzombiac posted:

I did not win the lottery despite really, really wanting to.

Vaguely related, I keep meaning to start getting lotto tickets (now that I've built my gaming computer, there's not a hell of a lot for me to spend my paychecks on after the one bill I'm responsible for) but keep either forgetting, or sinking into :effort:. Because, in the incredibly unlikely chance that I do win any money, I'd need a ride down to Austin to turn in the ticket (or so I'm told) and gently caress that noise.

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

Cats. You love them, feed them, give them a place to stay, play with them, brush them, and snuggle them. They pay you back by peeing in your dryer.

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable
Or on your TV while it's on in the case of my old cat

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Malachite_Dragon posted:

Vaguely related, I keep meaning to start getting lotto tickets (now that I've built my gaming computer, there's not a hell of a lot for me to spend my paychecks on after the one bill I'm responsible for) but keep either forgetting, or sinking into :effort:. Because, in the incredibly unlikely chance that I do win any money, I'd need a ride down to Austin to turn in the ticket (or so I'm told) and gently caress that noise.

We've played enough games together that, if I win, I'll buy you Texas or something.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Poldarn posted:

Cats. You love them, feed them, give them a place to stay, play with them, brush them, and snuggle them. They pay you back by peeing in your dryer.

Before I realized what the problem was my one cat would pee/poo poo everywhere but her favorite places were clean laundry and the stove. The stove was an electric one with exposed coils, so there was an exhaust pipe from the oven going up through one of the burners. I spent hours cleaning it and thought I got it all, so I went to make a pie, but upon the oven heating up the whole house got this horrific smell of cooking ammonia and cat poo poo so noxious I had to open every single window all the way and it still took hours to go away. I literally thought I was going to die.

I had to get a whole new stove, with a ceramic top. poo poo is expensive and hard to maintain, and if it scratches, there's no way to fix it. AND I didn't realize it at the time of purchase but this particular model doesn't have a timer that shuts the oven off so I ended up cooking a pizza for like 3 hours. It was black. But why the gently caress doesn't a supposedly fancy, expensive oven have this as a basic feature?

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Another problem: I really can't deal with my neighbors anymore. For 6 years I had no one occupying the apartment next to me. This apartment's kitchen shares a wall with my bedroom. Last year, some people moved in and every night between 7-11pm they cook something so amazingly delicious smelling that I drool all night. They must be professional chefs. Sometimes it's Indian food, sometimes it's chicken soup, frequently it's Hispanic food, and last night it was tortillas. It's so strong. I tried opening the window but it just made it worse, maybe because their window was open too. Then they reheat it in the morning. I am so hungry constantly even though I'm not actually hungry. The week of Christmas was so awesome because they were on vacation and I didn't have to smell it.

This is the weirdest neighbor problem I think.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Clearly the solution is an elaborate scam of pretending to become good friends with them, and then getting yourself injured and bedridden so they start coming over and bringing you food.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Thin Privilege posted:

Another problem: I really can't deal with my neighbors anymore. For 6 years I had no one occupying the apartment next to me. This apartment's kitchen shares a wall with my bedroom. Last year, some people moved in and every night between 7-11pm they cook something so amazingly delicious smelling that I drool all night. They must be professional chefs. Sometimes it's Indian food, sometimes it's chicken soup, frequently it's Hispanic food, and last night it was tortillas. It's so strong. I tried opening the window but it just made it worse, maybe because their window was open too. Then they reheat it in the morning. I am so hungry constantly even though I'm not actually hungry. The week of Christmas was so awesome because they were on vacation and I didn't have to smell it.

This is the weirdest neighbor problem I think.

Post name name combo.
The last time I had neighbors, they were below me in a 2 story and it was two girls and a guy. They frequently had really boring-sounding threesomes. After a particularly lazy session, I blurt out laughing and one of the girls shouts, "gently caress You!" and the next time they all play it up and fake the loudest orgasims in the world.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Inzombiac posted:

Post name name combo.
The last time I had neighbors, they were below me in a 2 story and it was two girls and a guy. They frequently had really boring-sounding threesomes. After a particularly lazy session, I blurt out laughing and one of the girls shouts, "gently caress You!" and the next time they all play it up and fake the loudest orgasims in the world.

If I had neighbors that shouted "gently caress you!" after catching me laughing at their bad sounding sex, I'd probably have no choice but to retort in context, like "Well considering how it sounds down there, I'll just stay up here and whack off instead, but thanks!"

There was a while where I swear my upstairs neighbors were filming porn at night. There'd be the pre-requisite loud sex moaning going on above us, and at the same time, lots of foot stamping all over. In the same room. We were also tempted at one point to call CPS on these same neighbors because during the daytime it appeared there were zero adults and at least 5 children under 10 up there all day long. On school days.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

I really really want some DLC for a game but I can't justify $30 for 20 more songs in a rhythm game I got for $30 that came with 200. :( My solution is to stay up all night downloading Final Fantasy OSTs when my sleeping habits are already bad enough that I went whining at A/T. :downs:

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

My boyfriend is singing the only verses of American Pie he knows (the first and last) while cleaning out the house computers. And now he wants requests. :sigh:

Roleplaying Dad
Jan 23, 2005

Invisibilityrific
Man, everybody refers to my username like it's some sort of gospel about who I am. I got it in a username change thread years ago. #FWP

I live alone and don't like to come home to a dark house at night, so I set my lights to come on before I get there. That's like the point of the feature.

Anyway I figured it out and fixed the problem. Now I have remote controlled color changing lights outside my house and I have to wait till Valentine's day so I can change them cool colors in honor of a holiday.

Also I spent a shitton of money on lightbulbs.

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Roleplaying Dad posted:

Also I bought a shitton of lightbulbs to make it do fancy things.

Fixed

FWP: SA forums were down.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
David Bowie is dead and I can't get over it.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I left my copy of The New Yorker in relaxation area in work for other people to read when I was working but someone seems to have taken it back to their office instead.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Sweet As Sin posted:

David Bowie is dead and I can't get over it.

I only believe in an afterlife so I can hope so see a Bowie/Mercury mega concert myself and not just on the Internet.

Related:
Bowie's last album, "Blackstar" is very good. I'm glad he went out on high praise but now we won't get anything else. He was a huge part of growing up for a lot of people that his death seems so unreal.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Sweet As Sin posted:

David Bowie is dead and I can't get over it.

:sympathy: Me too. I didn't think I'd be as devastated as I have been when it would finally happen, but here I am.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
My table I was planning to use as a table for my 3d printer is actually about 2" too narrow.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Related to the world's lack of Bowie, my facebook feed is full of assholes making fun of "posers" that mourn him. Same thing with Lemmy.

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

My table I was planning to use as a table for my 3d printer is actually about 2" too narrow.

Print a 2 inch wide table extension :v:

My Facebook feed is filled with bad powerball math at the moment.

Pretty sure I somehow used up all my good luck for today (at least) when I found a deal on 3 for 1 jeans.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

drgnwr1 posted:

Fixed

FWP: SA forums were down.

Lowtax lied, cloud died

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Sweet As Sin posted:

Related to the world's lack of Bowie, my facebook feed is full of assholes making fun of "posers" that mourn him. Same thing with Lemmy.

Yeah, that's why I never stop posting about the things I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE OMG so that when I am sad when they die I am not labeled by Curtis Arnold, heir to Rick's Discount Motor Supplies of the greater Rhode Island area.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



I discovered my video card supports 4k output. Now I have to buy a 4k TV or monitor.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I'm getting really tired of job hunting. It really does suck to hunt for work these days. But then again I have a CS degree so I'll probably find something before too long but blah. The process always sucks.

JustAurora
Apr 17, 2007

Nature vs. Nurture, man!
There has to be a german word for when you have one teeny tiny finishing touch you need to do for a project to be complete and you just don't want to do it.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

Inzombiac posted:

Yeah, that's why I never stop posting about the things I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE OMG so that when I am sad when they die I am not labeled by Curtis Arnold, heir to Rick's Discount Motor Supplies of the greater Rhode Island area.

True fans have a database where they are certified :v:

Seriously, I should have just posted "Facebook". Tons of misogyny, stupidity and I can't deal with it today!

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

The Moon Monster posted:

I had waffle flavored breakfast cereal for breakfast and now my urine smells like waffles :emo:

Follow up post: My girlfriend likes How to Train Your Dragon so I bought her some terrible HTTYD branded cereal as a joke and we had it for breakfast. It turned my poo poo blue-green.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
My friend's 3d printer sounds horrible and I bought the same model so I am going to hear that weird squeaky noise for a long time :(

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
My graphics card is only 1GB so my games run shittily. I really shouldn't complain because for being a 3.5 year old mac laptop, the games do run fine on my windows partition, and I even connected my PS4 controller to work with them. But... I want to be able to put the settings on something more than "minimum".

And not that I would do it anyways, but it would be stupid to build a gaming PC because I need the Apple OS for programs and poo poo, and you can't customize a mac so you're stuck with whatever garbage they decide is good, and I wouldn't want to try a hackintosh if that's even possible anymore.

I want pretty, shiny graphics :(

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

The Moon Monster posted:

Follow up post: My girlfriend likes How to Train Your Dragon so I bought her some terrible HTTYD branded cereal as a joke and we had it for breakfast. It turned my poo poo blue-green.

It could be worse.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

I feel like poo poo and got gently caress all sleep last night. As a result, trying to do much of anything is making me feel exhausted, which is an issue when I'm doing housework. Not unfairly, it's pissing others off a bit to see me mostly standing around uselessly then act as tired as them. :(

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
My klepto cousin is being kicked out of the state but isn't leaving until Thursday and until then, is staying with us :shepface: Why? Because my mother, kind soul that she is, was the only family member who didn't tell her to take a long walk off a short pier when she got kicked out of where she was saying, because of her kleptomania.

I love Mom dearly, but I really need her to understand that just because we share a few DNA strands with this person does not mean we should move earth and heaven for them.

Also, SA was down all night so I had to actually pay attention to the TV instead of use it for background light and noise :arghfist::saddowns:

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

My klepto cousin is being kicked out of the state but isn't leaving until Thursday and until then, is staying with us :shepface: Why? Because my mother, kind soul that she is, was the only family member who didn't tell her to take a long walk off a short pier when she got kicked out of where she was saying, because of her kleptomania.

I love Mom dearly, but I really need her to understand that just because we share a few DNA strands with this person does not mean we should move earth and heaven for them.

Also, SA was down all night so I had to actually pay attention to the TV instead of use it for background light and noise :arghfist::saddowns:

I've just been in an eerily similar situation and all I can say is hang in there. :glomp:

To contribute, timezones meant that SA was down all of my day, and Lowtax woke to fix it just as I probably should have been going to sleep (spoilers, I didn't go to sleep then), which contributed to the issues in my last post.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

AlphaKretin posted:

To contribute, timezones meant that SA was down all of my day, and Lowtax woke to fix it just as I probably should have been going to sleep (spoilers, I didn't go to sleep then), which contributed to the issues in my last post.

Hahaha, goddamnit Steadfast.

During that second interim I decided to double check what the shipping would be on two dork books I kind of really want.

:stare:

:negative:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



AlphaKretin posted:

Hahaha, goddamnit Steadfast.

During that second interim I decided to double check what the shipping would be on two dork books I kind of really want.

:stare:

:negative:

And here I am complaining about Canadian shipping prices... Ouch.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

AlphaKretin posted:

Hahaha, goddamnit Steadfast.

During that second interim I decided to double check what the shipping would be on two dork books I kind of really want.

:stare:

:negative:

At that point I'd be considering killing myself to see if I reincarnate closer to a civilisation that won't cost as much to ship to.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I got sick of the constant UPGRADE pop ups so I got windows 10 and now nothing works. Now I have to spend 1000 hours figuring out what's wrong. Ughghhhhhh

Oh and it's a Mac so there's no Ethernet without a thunderbolt adapter but I don't think that can even work on the windows side so I'm stuck downloading everything over wifi, which is super slow.

UPDATE I had to revert back to windows 7 because it was so broken. Why does windows suck so much.

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 22:15 on Jan 14, 2016

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I overcooked the snap peas in my stir fry :(

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



The passing Alan Rickman is the first celebrity death in some time to get to me. My girlfriend and I had been slowly making our way through the Harry Potter movies this month, and we only had the last two left.

I feel that the ending to them will be devastating now.

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