|
its gonna be called the PLOWERBALL if i win this thing
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:27
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 7, 2024 10:57 |
|
|
I'm going to get into the private prison business.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:28
|
|
|
A. Beaverhausen posted:Someone's about to be the most hated person in the country. I would buy all kinds of security, like a Bond villain
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:29
|
|
|
Three Olives posted:I was thinking the same thing but with poor fire safety. We'd be friends IRL
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:29
|
|
|
Three Olives posted:I'm going to get into the private prison business. naem posted:I would buy all kinds of security, like a Bond villain These two things together.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:31
|
|
|
A. Beaverhausen posted:Someone's about to be the most hated person in the country. Obama is still a person and in office.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:37
|
|
|
900M is so much money that a dumb redneck doing the dumb redneck things that run lottery winners out of money won't even work.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:45
|
|
|
Germstore posted:900M is so much money that a dumb redneck doing the dumb redneck things that run lottery winners out of money won't even work. what we have here is a failure of the imagination
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:47
|
|
|
Yeah 900mill is only like a dozen or two trips on a falcon 9.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:51
|
|
|
If I don't win and I think we all agree that I would be the most awesome Powerball winner I hope some poor hick that dropped out of high school wins and blows the money in a few years in a well documented and completely spectacular fashion. Like I want them completely penniless in less than 5 years.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:52
|
|
|
A. Beaverhausen posted:Someone's about to be the most hated person in the country.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:53
|
|
|
David Bowie faked his death so he could secretly win.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:54
|
|
|
I'm commissioning the No Limit Soldiers gold tank. Every nut and bolt of that bitch is gonna be 24 karat.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:58
|
|
|
Xenomrph posted:What are the odds of the winner getting straight up assassinated? Depends. What's your social security number, home address and mother's maiden name?
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 22:58
|
|
|
When I win I'm buying the rights to Daraprim and jacking the price up even higher. And when someone asks why I am going to just cackle at them.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:00
|
|
|
When I win I'm going to have CHA etched into the moon so that everyone who likes The Tick will have a little chuckle.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:02
|
|
|
I'm going to buy the building 3O lives in and evict him. Along with any other building he tries to buy a condo in.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:03
|
|
|
soy posted:People judged high risk can sign up for the advanced version where you are not allowed to leave and get to work sorting my m&ms by color or whatever. A much better move would be to approach collection agencies and buy thousands of people's debts for pennies on the dollar. Then just sit on the drat things until the statute of limitations passes.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:07
|
|
|
When I win I'm buying an Orca from SeaWorld and keeping it in an even smaller tank.MrChupon posted:A much better move would be to approach collection agencies and buy thousands of people's debts for pennies on the dollar. Then just sit on the drat things until the statute of limitations passes. This but sue them for the money even if it costs more to recover than the actual debt was.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:18
|
|
|
MrChupon posted:A much better move would be to approach collection agencies and buy thousands of people's debts for pennies on the dollar. Then just sit on the drat things until the statute of limitations passes. but I want to make people pay their debt not help society, god.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:22
|
|
|
Would any of you not quit your job if you won? Talked to some people that said they would still work their job, and it's not a particularly good job either. edit: this simulator is at 7850 years and ive won 144k, lost 1.5m
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:23
|
|
|
A. Beaverhausen posted:Someone's about to be the most hated person in the country. If I won I'm gonna have a press conference and announce that I have cancer and am gonna die in a year.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:23
|
|
|
Does Cecil the lion have a brother that I could shoot?
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:24
|
|
|
Swap.avi The Heptalogy, playing at every theater, everywhere.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:25
|
|
|
Schroeder91 posted:Talked to some people that said they would still work their job, and it's not a particularly good job either. Yes, that's called lying. I wouldn't even give two weeks notice even though it takes two weeks to get the money anyways.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:27
|
|
|
Schroeder91 posted:Would any of you not quit your job if you won? Talked to some people that said they would still work their job, and it's not a particularly good job either. i'd go back to my old burger job, buy the place, and then keep working as a grunt. any time someone's an actual genuine rear end in a top hat, I act like a prick right back. they get my manager, my manager does the whole appeasement ritual, and then when they're leaving with free food or whatever I smack it out of their hands and stomp on it
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:29
|
|
|
Schroeder91 posted:Would any of you not quit your job if you won? no but i would violate all hr policies even more flagrantly than i do now because i would not give a gently caress
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:30
|
|
|
Three Olives posted:Yes, that's called lying. I wouldn't even give two weeks notice even though it takes two weeks to get the money anyways. Just doesn't seem like something worth lying about. Id totally bail on work. Call out indefinitely.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:32
|
|
|
It's good to keep busy, but I can think of about a hundred better ways to keep busy.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:34
|
|
|
I dont think anyone could outspend this amount in their lifetime, it's absolutely bonkers, but I'm looking forward to seeing someone try
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:38
|
|
|
Germstore posted:It's good to keep busy, but I can think of about a hundred better ways to keep busy. No joke. All the poo poo I'd love to get done in my lifetime but can't because I'm too busy working.
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:38
|
|
|
Hopefully that someone is me 
|
|
#
?
Jan 12, 2016 23:38
|
|
|
I just watched that Going Clear documentary. If I win I might be tempted to donate like ~$100,000,000 to one of those Scientology NPOs on a lark. Anybody that salutes a giant portrait of a dead person is  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVeNWLgZdDE Dangerous Mind posted:Powerball up to 1.5 billion now... I really really really want it to rollover to like 2 billion. So next time we have 5,6,700+ mil pots they seem tiny in comparison. Let's take a look at the math now: code:soy posted:I was thinking of starting a company that basically does debt consolidation. The rub is, you have to move into a dormitory (which you must pay for, but is pretty cheap and basic) and all of your expenses are tracked in detail and you must meet with a counselor once a month to keep things on track for repayment. Sounds close to student loans.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 00:23
|
|
|
Schroeder91 posted:Would any of you not quit your job if you won? Talked to some people that said they would still work their job, and it's not a particularly good job either. I'd give a months notice and help with the transition but my workplace is unique in that its been amazing and I'm friends with everyone I work for and they would be up a creek if I just left.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 00:24
|
|
|
soy posted:I'd give a months notice and help with the transition but my workplace is unique in that its been amazing and I'm friends with everyone I work for and they would be up a creek if I just left. I would quit immediately because I am friends with no one, and they wouldn't give a poo poo if I left. What's the fastest way to spend the money without donating any?
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 00:29
|
|
|
Schroeder91 posted:What's the fastest way to spend the money without donating any? powerball
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 00:30
|
|
|
Buddhist monk, 61, attacked and robbed as he bought lottery tickets at Philadelphia gas station http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3395704/Buddhist-monk-61-attacked-robbed-bought-lottery-tickets-Philadelphia-gas-station.html Microwaves Mom posted:drawing is on wednesday right? Every Wednesday at 10 post meridiem eastern standard time. Every Saturday night at 10 post meridiem eastern standard time.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 00:31
|
|
|
soy posted:I'd give a months notice and help with the transition but my workplace is unique in that its been amazing and I'm friends with everyone I work for and they would be up a creek if I just left. Nice of you to lord your new found riches over your "friends."
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 00:31
|
|
|
I'd give two weeks notice, and they'd probably offer me way more money to stay, which would piss me off and I'd change my mind about giving notice.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 00:32
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 7, 2024 10:57 |
|
|
It might be pretty cool to keep it a secret for a bit. I was reading this article not to long ago about a local guy, junior associate at a big law firm in the city. Anyways, they knew he had a really nice house for someone his age but trustfund babies are a dime a dozen in a major city so they didn't think much more of it, he wasn't an rear end in a top hat at work, he did a good job, whatever. So one day he goes into his bosses office and was like, I have to tell you something and I tried to stop it but they refused, I never had any control over this. Boss is like oh poo poo... Forbes is about to publish that I am a billionaire, I just technically got control over the family business in Germany or wherever but I swear it changes nothing an I'm not leaving.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 00:39
|
|