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GenoCanSing posted:Hey speaking of massive tools, I heard that talkin' yankees guy has a pretty big pecker! http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/mr-big-jonah-falcons-giant-penis-problem-20030612 I don't even want to pull quotes, just read it. What a weirdo.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:
Wild. I vividly remember Howard's last few months on terrestrial radio... crazy to think that was a decade ago.
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Happy 10 years on SIrius!
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kylej posted:Wild. I vividly remember Howard's last few months on terrestrial radio... crazy to think that was a decade ago. And Artie vanished about six years ago. Time flies when you're watching a bunch of old millionaires piss on everything they once were, I guess.
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Ribsauce posted:You gotta read this article Such a shame this was written before Richard and Sal came in to his life. He turned down million dollar porn offers because he thought he was gonna make it as a serious actor, and wants to be 'taken seriously', but goes around pulling his cock out, even on TV, and letting people touch it for paltry sums of money. I'm not even going to bother making a metaphor for how dumb that is.
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GenoCanSing posted:Such a shame this was written before Richard and Sal came in to his life. In short: Jonah Falcon is Ron Jeremy done COMPLETELY wrong.
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GenoCanSing posted:Such a shame this was written before Richard and Sal came in to his life. Let's not skip over the fact that when he's introduced to people who could get him into the (acting) business, he's acting like Kermit the Frog, or dancing around instead of taking any of it seriously. Between him and Doug Z Goodstein, I choose
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On top of it all, what a lot of people don't realize is it would be a terrible curse to have sexual organs so big you couldn't participate in normal, enjoyable sex. I'm sure its fun to drop trou in a locker room and have everyone ooh and ahh, but when you can't ever get a decent blowjob because nobody's jaw can open that much, or you can never have sex with a woman without a bunch of confusing logistics and position switches and it hurts her anyway and she only did it for the story to begin with, and all the other poo poo in that article. From the article apparently it takes him a half hour to get a hardon and who knows how long to finish, which is a huge chore for everyone involved. This is Jonah Falcon's life as giant penis man: 
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Squirtle's my favorite POKEMON CHARACTER!!
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quote:Gomez took another chance; it was something about Falcon's sincerity and sweet inner core. He invited him to a nightclub to meet several prominent movie directors. Falcon arrived in a tank top and skintight silver pants. Gomez shuddered but made the introduction.
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They should do an Embedded on Jonah.
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Caper posted:They should do an Embedded on Jonah. I'm all for trainwrecks, but I can't see anyone caring about this at all. This article pretty much sums it all up.
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Jan 11, 2016 04:42
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I bet you could get Ron Jeremy to do an intervention for the guy where he counsels him to stop ruining his life and just do porn already.
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Man, I wonder Howard is going to take Bowie being gone. I've heard "Rebel Rebel" on his station than any other place.
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cumshitter posted:I bet you could get Ron Jeremy to do an intervention for the guy where he counsels him to stop ruining his life and just do porn already. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/fmsvwc/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-jonah-falcon-needs-a-job prefect fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Welp, in order to make a lovely morning better, what's everyone's favourite 'laughing fit' clip from the show. Obviously, there's a lot of laughter (at least there used to be), but sometimes, there were those moments where no one could talk because it was all too much. Mine has to go to Artie losing it over the Hugs for Harlem 'No Gravity' prank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHiwb4IGW70 EDIT: vvv It's funny you should mention that; it always bugs me how Artie gets the name 'No Gravity' wrong RIGHT after listening to the clip, and Howard just goes with it ("New Gravity"). Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Haha, Robin mispronouncing the name of practically every name in Hollywood this morning. Doing it during the news is one thing, but these are names that she must have heard said out loud before. Someone seriously needs to get her an IPA guide.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:'laughing fit' For me its Billy doing spot on impressions of all the Jackie laughs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8QArSUA_50
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You gotta see this... They got a baby and it's talkin!
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Was Howard on the air today with he David Bowie death? I know Bowie was his faaaaavorite.
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My fav laughing fits: By far, when Fred is playing the "Shut Up!" drop, and Artie loses it. Same clip where they pretend they can't hear hi (3:28). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr1CPPHTW7s Also Artie laughs at Ah, Yeah!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b32SIk8GEms Kragger99 fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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I know Dice is hit or miss for some people but I love this appearance by dice when the singer of the Go-go's shows up. I will never get tired of Hot tub Johnny West and Downtown Ronnie saying "I hear ya". https://youtu.be/ygh4iJOs9dI jase1 fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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"I just wanted to let you know that we stand in agreement with you against the crank calls, what we bind on earth is bound in heaven and we bind against these crank calls in the name of Jesus." What the gently caress does that mean? 
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Kragger99 posted:My fav laughing fits: "TAKE IT, YA OLD loving HAG!" The Artie laugh stemming from that is epic. You think the clip is going to start off with some buildup, and it's gold right from the loving start. Rupert Buttermilk posted:"I just wanted to let you know that we stand in agreement with you against the crank calls, what we bind on earth is bound in heaven and we bind against these crank calls in the name of Jesus." It means that Jesus Boy is angry and needs more Tradio calls.
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an adult beverage posted:Was Howard on the air today with he David Bowie death? I know Bowie was his faaaaavorite.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Welp, in order to make a lovely morning better, what's everyone's favourite 'laughing fit' clip from the show. Obviously, there's a lot of laughter (at least there used to be), but sometimes, there were those moments where no one could talk because it was all too much.
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Sasquatch! posted:That Mike Walker fart (at 5:37) will never cease to make me laugh out loud. *bornowrowlarmp* Loudest, longest, wettest, this wins them all. Edit: this is, I believe, the third time I've tried to transcribe the fart in this thread.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:*bornowrowlarmp* I first described it as the sound a tuba would make if you stuffed poo poo soaked rags down it and then forced air back through the other side.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:"TAKE IT, YA OLD loving HAG!" I remember falling over hearing that the first time
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Does the Todd Packer ETM collection really only go up to XII? I'm at XI and they only just got to Eric's "Romeo Blues" alias and comparing ETM to the kid who says Redrum in The Shining. I think that's 2008 or so. Also, on Youtube Daniel Carver Part I and II are the same exact thing, and I'm dying to hear Part II.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:*bornowrowlarmp* Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly? PFFFFBOOOOOLLLRRMMROOMP
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I went to Wikipedia hoping to see what the hell Mike Walker has been doing since 2010. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Walker_(columnist) quote:During a 2006 Stern show appearance, Stern staff members Richard Christy and Sal Governale recorded audio which allegedly was from Walker's flatuence. Dubbed the "Mike Walker Fart," the audio clip was played often on the show. He will never live that down.
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I always enjoyed it when George was on the show and Mike Walker would call in and inevitably they would start speaking Japanese back and forth to each other and Howard would get annoyed with both of them.
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Heard George on NPR a little while ago talking about the internment and his musical again. It's weird hearing him mention Brad on the radio without drops of tickle my tits and I LIKE TO TOUCH.
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Former Human posted:I always enjoyed it when George was on the show and Mike Walker would call in and inevitably they would start speaking Japanese back and forth to each other and Howard would get annoyed with both of them. Hah, yeah, that used to really piss off Howard. TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:Heard George on NPR a little while ago talking about the internment and his musical again. It's weird hearing him mention Brad on the radio without drops of tickle my tits and I LIKE TO TOUCH. Yeah, he's been on NPR quite a bit over the last few months... always weird to hear him sound so dignified. Not that he lacks dignity, but it's hard to project when Fred is playing his drops.
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George's bachelor party totally changed my image of him. Not in a bad way but it makes laugh and wince at the same time about how he acted around Jonah Falcon's penis. I also remember him telling a story about how he was on the UK version of "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here" and would go into the outhouses to jack off. Even Artie chimed in to ask why he had no self control.
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George seems like he has a pretty high sex drive and it's just odd to say that about an old Japanese man who played Sulu. He's so proper and relaxed in every other format I guess all the energy has to go somewhere.
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Some hero made a collection of Richard's dad's voicemails. " Hey it's me your dad, done caught a bunch of snapping turtles, maybe your mom will make some fried turtle when you come home" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSoVeN7235k&feature=iv&src_vid=rWQiSpsuELE&annotation_id=annotation_1094257143 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdgwhBZqBc8&feature=iv&src_vid=JSoVeN7235k&annotation_id=annotation_3214752153
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Crotch Bat posted:George seems like he has a pretty high sex drive and it's just odd to say that about an old Japanese man who played Sulu. I wish I have his sex drive when I'm his age. That's just drat impressive. Your Gay Uncle posted:Some hero made a collection of Richard's dad's voicemails. It's so redneck but so endearing. 
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I think I've found the funniest ETM moment, I'd never heard it before or seen it mentioned in this thread. Apparently Eric and Johnny Fratto went to Vegas and met a sexy magician chick with a python. Eric let the snake slide up next to him and believed the snake was "smiling" at him but Johnny explained to the show that the thing was eyeing Eric like he was going to "devour the little fucker." Eric just insisted that if he remained calm no animal could harm him  Just the image of an Eric shaped lump in a giant python is hilarious.
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