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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Lyapunov Unstable posted:

Holy poo poo shut the gently caress up abc is network news always like this

Watch the online feeds

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Is she wearing her 'going out smock?' The one without the stains?

Striped sweater.

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
can we call into the paul finebaum show for this

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Michelle looking good.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
ABC has the worst talking heads

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


This is probably the worst part of being president.

Along with all the other worst parts.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

blue squares posted:

Obama givin out mad kisses

if he kissed a gay dude on the cheek it would make my month

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

End Of Worlds posted:

paul ryan got them innsmouth eyes

the widows peak doesn't help

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Paul D(emocrat) Ryan looks like a nice guy, too bad about his raging boner for republican policy.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Grem posted:

I turned it on too late did they show Kim Davis yet? Does she still look like the whitest oompa loompa?



It looks like a ballgown sold by Walmart if you squint.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Michelle lookin' good tonight

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

blue squares posted:

The clapping has reached that rhythm of a bunch of people who can't wait to stop loving clapping

They picked the wrong loving event to be at.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Over/Under on Biden wet willying Paul Ryan?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Combed Thunderclap posted:

He'd fire someone at the end of every SOTU :allears:

Oh don't worry, plenty of people will be fired if he was President!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
should've invited the oregon militiamen to the SOTU

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Is that Gabby Giffords in the audience?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


He should discard his speech and just declare FULL COMMUNISM NOW PEACE OUT

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
i seriously believe michelle and ernest moniz have the same hairdresser

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

*glass shatters*

*Obama walks down the ramp, Biden throws him some brews and he just shotguns those fuckers*

Rather have him do Sandman's ONS entrance. Accept this handshake or get caned upside the head :megadeath:

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
What did Obama just give Biden and Paul D Ryan?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Was there a chant?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Tigntink posted:

What did Obama just give Biden and Paul D Ryan?

Copies of the speech.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Man, that look on Michele's face,
"Motherfucker, you tell them 'goodbye' and that we are leaving".

Oh, man. I bet Ryan's introduction tasted like ashes in his mouth.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

QuoProQuid posted:

Is Gabby Giffords in the audience?

Yes

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Tigntink posted:

What did Obama just give Biden and Paul D Ryan?

Copies of the speech.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Was there a chant?

Yes, "Freebird!"

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Michelle looking good.

Best FLOTUS since Elenore :getin:

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Was there a chant?

"Fired up, ready to go" or something

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

Tigntink posted:

What did Obama just give Biden and Paul D Ryan?

dimebags

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Was there a chant?

E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Tigntink posted:

What did Obama just give Biden and Paul D Ryan?

Werther's Originals

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
EVERYTHING IS loving AWESOME TIME TO PARTY BITCHES - Obama's SOTU

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Tigntink posted:

What did Obama just give Biden and Paul D Ryan?

Their annual report cards

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Venom Snake posted:

Best FLOTUS since Elenore :getin:

True story.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

hahahah even paul ryan can't help but laugh

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

What's with Paul Ryan's electric podium?

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Lol

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

WampaLord posted:

E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

OBAMA FROM THE PODIUM! PAUL RYAN'S BROKEN IN HALF! IT'S A SLAUGHTER!

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm okay if this whole speech is a comedy show.

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