State of the Union 2016: L A T E R S. 9pm ET Jan. 12

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neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO CURE CANCER!

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BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Spaceman Joe

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

Yayy cure cancer for us Joe!

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

OH poo poo MISSION CONTROL JOE

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Arrgytehpirate: Oct 2, 2011; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Biden just mouthed "I didn't know that"

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Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 21 days!

Obama just resigned?! Biden in control!

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Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Republicans elbowing each other "Psss, this is the Joe Biden dead son thing, you gotta clap for it"

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Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Obama is doing it for Bowie

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deadpan: Feb 2, 2004

CANCER: CURED
GET ON IT, JOE

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BaurusJA: Nov 13, 2015; It's cruel...it's playful... I like it

UNCLE JOE DEFEATS CANCER READ ALL ABOUT IT

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Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Joe looks ready to break down in tears.

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Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

Cancers are in our DNA.

It's like the borg, always adapting.

Yeah, cure cancer!

science illiteracy at the executive level.

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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Were going to build a cancer research facility on the moon!

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Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012; Can't post for 15 hours!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO CURE CANCER!

I believe it.

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Joe's gonna cure cancer and Obama's military is gonna cure climate change :v:

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

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Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

Sounds like he stole Huckabee's health care plan by curing cancer...

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Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Diamond Joe Biden gonna gently caress that cancer in the rear end

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

wait, putting joe in charge of cancer research or climate change?

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO CURE CANCER!

Turns out we just put tiny pictures of biden smiling and the cancer just melts..

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Evil Fluffy posted:

Joe looks ready to break down in tears.

That's because his son died of cancer like a few months ago.

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

This is a really good fuckin speech, for the record :buddy:

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

That stupid dem standing ovation stepped on the president's ramp up to curing cancer.

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

oh man, we really, really needed more time on climate change

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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Grem posted:

Obama just resigned?! Biden in control!

HOT TUB ON WHITE HOUSE ROOF CONFIRMED

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Thump! posted:

This is a really good fuckin speech, for the record

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

it's cold outside right now, what global warming :smug:

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Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012; Can't post for 15 hours!

gently caress, finally someone mentions the military as being on board with climate change.

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

For a second I was hoping Obama was resigning and Biden just hopped over the desk and kept going.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Dieting Hippo posted:

Diamond Joe Biden gonna gently caress that cancer in the rear end

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TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Winkie01 posted:

would

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Arrgytehpirate: Oct 2, 2011; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Evil Fluffy posted:

Joe looks ready to break down in tears.

poor guy

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Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I want to produce the Sun.

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Let's cure cancer now that David Bowie is dead. Thanks Obama.

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

what a weird way to work cancer into global warming for like a half second

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Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Petey posted:

wait, putting joe in charge of cancer research or climate change?

Maybe if you get right down to it they're the same thing...that's how it seems from how this part of the speech.

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Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

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resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?