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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



To make sure you know just how much loving carbon is in our air the White House is going FULL CHART OVERLAY :catdrugs:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:siren:JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO CURE CANCER!:siren:

Biden walks out into his overgrown frontyard with the car on cinderblocks, his sleeves rolled up past his shoulders, cracks his knuckles and grunts,"Let's do this."

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

gently caress the Republic. posted:

Cancers are in our DNA.

It's like the borg, always adapting.


Yeah, cure cancer!


science illiteracy at the executive level.

Eh Viral caused cancers are like 25% of cancers in the US and vaccines are the "big thing" in process. Also immunotherapies.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Logikv9 posted:

it's cold outside right now, what global warming :smug:

I know you're kidding but it was 75 here in VA last week.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

resurgam40 posted:

Seriously one of the best

i'm surrounded by idiots.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Thump! posted:

Joes in charge of curing cancer.

Rollin up in his trans am

"gently caress cancer"


Speeds off chugging a Schlitz with his middle finger in the air.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I think he meant climate change.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
The Turtle is not happy about coalchat

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
i wish his joke had been: "keep denying climate science, you'll be pretty lonely, bc no one will be left when the oceans overtake us"

Schiavona
Oct 8, 2008

Lol gently caress you McConnell and your coal

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
Good, finally someone says "what if we make the world a better place just to make the world a better place"

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Joe Biden is going to drive a wind and solar powered Amtrak train all over cancer

BaurusJA
Nov 13, 2015

It's cruel...it's playful... I like it
Obama given that alternate motivation.

Why couldn't we have this Obama in hus first term?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Man wouldn't it be great if any of this rhetoric mattered and we did poo poo? :allears:/:smith:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



2 bucks a gallon bitches!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Peter Welch spotted! (This is a big deal for me, shut up)

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

gently caress the Republic. posted:

i'm surrounded by idiots.

Man try not to cut yourself on all that edge.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
let MICROSOFT know if YOU AGREE WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Tell us how you really feel about Trump '16.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
cheap gas bitches!

seriously though stop burning gas.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Trollbama at the gas pump :lol:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


If any Tea Partiers were for it before, they're against it now.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Thump! posted:

2 bucks a gallon bitches!

An actual Michele Bachmann campaign promise.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Thump! posted:

2 bucks a gallon bitches!

Noooooooooooooo.....

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

gently caress the Republic. posted:

i'm surrounded by idiots.

i had a t-shirt that said that when i was 14, i bought it at hot topic

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Barack is pretty much saying "Suck My Dick From the Back" here

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



God I'm going to miss the poo poo out of this man.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Dolash posted:

If any Tea Partiers were for it before, they're against it now.

Cancer is the will of god, you can't fight god :argh:

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"Entrenched Interests" = Fuckers

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Obama wants to speed up the rotation of the Earth to harness its enegergy

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Man wouldn't it be great if any of this rhetoric mattered and we did poo poo? :allears:/:smith:

It's a nice dream. :smith:

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

Tell me you'll build trains everywhere, Obama. :spergin:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



TK-42-1 posted:

God I'm going to miss the poo poo out of this man.

Seriously. People don't understand it now but 20 years from now he's gonna be recorded as the best orator in the past century.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

TK-42-1 posted:

God I'm going to miss the poo poo out of this man.

Imagine a Clinton SOTU where Republicans literally throw tomatoes at her.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

what is Paul Ryan doing

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
if nothing else it was nice to have a president who didn't make you scramble for the Mute button every time he made a speech

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh poo poo.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Ugh. We're never going to have another Obama.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Scrub-Niggurath posted:

what is Paul Ryan doing

Getting pissed at how wrong he is, likely.

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