State of the Union 2016: L A T E R S. 9pm ET Jan. 12

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Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Obama: "The Path to Ruin"

Today on out of context quotes and misleading typography!

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:45

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Amused to Death posted:

I feel like the joint chiefs know something we don't in regards to our strength

the joint chiefs are literally never happy ever

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:41

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Yayyyyyyyy military industrial complex literally killing our children!

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

God I love when the Onion liveposts articles during stuff like this.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

china's no why economy will doom us all

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

Schiavona: Oct 8, 2008

Our military is the bestest, let's buy more tanks the Pentagon doesn't want!

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Oh come the gently caress on, you all know what people mean when they say "we need to cure cancer"

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

China's making GBS threads itself, and Russia is jerking off the Ukraine.

Why the gently caress are we paying 700 billion a year for our poo poo again?

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

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TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Venom Snake posted:

the joint chiefs are literally never happy ever

pretty sure theyre contractually required to not show any preference for anything said. same with the scotus.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

We have fuckin rail guns, death lasers, and death robots yeah no we are #1

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

"significant transition"

transitioning into a smoldering crater

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Ummmm might've wanted to rephrase that "prop up Ukraine" thing.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

reminder that, like me, you too can take this opportunity to donate to the bernie sanders campaign

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Are we sure that we can't just elect him again? I don't care that Michelle doesn't want it, draft him.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:42

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

I'm not sure the speech category card needs to take up half the screen

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Thump! posted:

China's making GBS threads itself, and Russia is jerking off the Ukraine.

Why the gently caress are we paying 700 billion a year for our poo poo again?

because america's army is designed to fight everyone else in the world

at the same time, for some reason

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

I am John McCain's polite, hateful clapping

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Senator John McCain (hidden behind some other dude).

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

I could feel his anger coming at me through the screen.

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Mendicant: Sep 22, 2015; by zen death robot

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

mccain

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

What the gently caress John

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Logikv9 posted:

china's no why economy will doom us all

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Onion is on point

http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-urges-paul-ryan-check-out-nude-scene-porkys--52157

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

at least Ryan is being consistant with his lack of clapping.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

TK-42-1 posted:

pretty sure theyre contractually required to not show any preference for anything said. same with the scotus.

it's a requirement for the job of joint chief to have a pole stuck 30 feet up your rear end at all times

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Terrorist networks like Oxygen, seriously its terrible..

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:43

Rochallor: Apr 23, 2010; ふっっっっっっっっっっっっｃｋ

TK-42-1 posted:

pretty sure theyre contractually required to not show any preference for anything said. same with the scotus.

They stood up for the ARE TROOPS, but I don't think they actually clapped.

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kittiesgomeow: Oct 13, 2008; This avatar cost on average $27.

ryan not even clapping about terrorists? i thought that would be a slam dunk for everyone

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Senator John McCain (hidden behind some other dude).

Did anybody get a screenshot of that?

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Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

"Both Al Qaeda and Iceland"

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MinionOfCthulhu: Oct 28, 2005; I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.