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badatom
Dec 10, 2011
Suck on that, Ted Cruz!

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
but what about precision carpet bombing? :ohdear:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

spoon0042 posted:

surprised "carpet bombing civilians" didn't get a stray "woo"

Cruz isn't there tonight.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


It stills cracks me up that Republicans spent years painting Bin Laden as America's Boogeyman.... and then a Democrat killed him and suddenly it was,"Pffft Osama Bin Whoden?"

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Iraq slam

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

ka-wog-mire

could you imagine a SOTU given by bernie

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
Who else but Quogmire?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I really wanted a McCain reaction shot on that Vietnam failure mention.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tommah posted:

quogmire

:quagmire:

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


I kinda wish Barry was my dad right now.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
if obama just said "gently caress ted cruz" right now he would get a 5 minute standing ovation

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


If this doesn't show up in a GDT I'll be disappointed in you, Wink

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
how does babby embed tweets

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Venom Snake posted:

could you imagine a SOTU given by bernie

I'm pretty sure it'd be given via unsheathed claymore so yeah

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


CroatianAlzheimers posted:

I kinda wish Barry was my dad right now.

so does Paul Ryan

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Petey posted:

how does babby embed tweets

just post the link to the tweet

BaurusJA
Nov 13, 2015

It's cruel...it's playful... I like it
One of the Generals looked like he was about to burst into :911: tears and cum all over the place. I'm pretty sure the Bin Laden comment gave him a throbbing erection.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Republicans will never clap for avoiding another war.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Nuclear Iran? Ebola? That's right. :smug:

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Covert attempts to make fissiable material - > BLOCKED.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011




tfw you realize you forget to let out the dog

and by dog I mean twink in a cage in a dog outfit

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Kerry looks more and more like Odo every day.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
John Kerry getting MAD video bombed by Moniz.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Kerry looking like that star trek shapeshifter guy

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Genuinely surprised I haven't seen a photoshop putting Crying Jordan Face over Ryan's yet. Y'all letting me down.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
"That’s our approach to conflicts like Syria, where we’re partnering with local forces and leading international efforts to help that broken society pursue a lasting peace."

A scream echoes from the room of Turkish president Erdogan, and no one is quite sure why.

BaurusJA
Nov 13, 2015

It's cruel...it's playful... I like it

Thump! posted:

I'm pretty sure it'd be given via unsheathed claymore so yeah

His rage would be unquenchable.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Venom Snake posted:

could you imagine a SOTU given by bernie

You'd have to give the first few rows a plastic tarp like a Gallagher show.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Combed Thunderclap posted:

tfw you realize you forget to let out the dog

and by dog I mean twink in a cage in a dog outfit

I laughed at this as well.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


John Kerry is cut from stone

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?

bless you :allears:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
TPP :jerkbag:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
suck on this new american century, rubio

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



God I really want Joe to just kick Paul in the face.

gently caress Barack has been an actually pretty good president these past 8 years.

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Motto posted:

just post the link to the tweet


https://twitter.com/xeni/status/687102751717765120

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


"It's the right thing to do" is Obama's applause line.

Cuba slam.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

CUBURN

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

50 years of ISILating cuba

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Petey posted:

how does babby embed tweets

it looks like you just put it in a url tag and magic happens

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