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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT




this was a really good achewood

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Tall Tale Teller
May 20, 2003
Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

It's a hard hitter today, that's for sure.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Philips unsettled look is always great. Then him mastering the moonwalk.

tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

"Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.

BJPaskoff posted:

I remember back when I was deciding what cookbook to order, I didn't know which one to get and I didn't know the second one wasn't out yet. I made the right choice in getting the first one. I still haven't cooked anything from it, years later.

I do the oven fries and the nacho recipe very often, delicious.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tripwood posted:

I do the oven fries and the nacho recipe very often, delicious.

But do you drink king piss along with it?

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
Fool's Rice is surprisingly useful.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
The Toasted Nut Orzo is real easy to make and tastes super good

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
This might be a bit controversial, but hell, I'm going to say it anyway.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11072006

This is a Top 5 All Time achewood.

E In case you were wondering (you were) here is the rest of the Top 5, in no specific order.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07112005
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10242007
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07092004
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08132003

Ray's Bed is a Top 5 Achewood Location.

E2: If you're feeling sexy you can sub in this one for the last one above.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006

I will brook no further discussion on this matter, good day.

Bismack Billabongo fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Jan 12, 2016

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Agreed.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Sorry this has gotta be my fave.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07132004

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

I can't recall any bad Achewoods off the top of my head, really.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I think this one is pretty bad.

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

I think this one is pretty bad.

You are very very wrong.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
No, it's pretty bad.
Really, any comic that has Ray's Dad in it is bad. He isnt badass, he's just a violent bully.

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer
He's a piece of poo poo yes but if every strip with a piece of poo poo character as its center was a Bad Strip then this thread would be even more hosed up than it already is.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Johnny Aztec posted:

No, it's pretty bad.
Really, any comic that has Ray's Dad in it is bad. He isnt badass, he's just a violent bully.

I think it's bad because the idea of a man who spent literally his entire life being a certain way turning new age in his 70s for some girl we don't even get to see is not a very solid premise for a joke.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Achewood does an amazing job showing off believably lovely characters.

Has anyone ever liked Nice Pete or Pat?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Pat is an rear end in a top hat

Chibs
Jun 28, 2004

bring it back :guillotine:
Pat tricks people into eating vegan poo poo without regards to potential allergies. He is a little bullshit man.

Py-O-My
Jan 12, 2001
probationary ichthyologist


gently caress pat forever

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Chibs posted:

Pat tricks people into eating vegan poo poo without regards to potential allergies. He is a little bullshit man.

Not all who wander are solvent.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


If you ask me, Pat's like the one dude ever who needs an anal bleaching...of the soul.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Ramses, at least, appears to be trying to improve. Neither Pat nor Nice Pete are.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



By the way, are any of the previous eleven Achewood threads still out there anywhere? I tried a bunch of searches and archive dives and couldn't find anything.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Pat is my favorite character but that doesn't mean I'd hang out with him if he was a real guy.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lurdiak posted:

Pat is my favorite character but that doesn't mean I'd hang out with him if he was a real guy.

What if he made you one of those really tempting promises he's known for, such as "E-mail me if you ever feel like doing something besides enjoying yourself!"?

VictorGrunn
Feb 15, 2004
Ye Guilty
I love that between 'creepy backwoods serial killer' and 'rear end in a top hat vegan', the vegan inspires the most instantly negative reactions.

Even better, most of the Achewood cast would probably have the same opinion.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


It's unfair to everyone to describe Pat as a mere vegan.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
Pat and Nice Pete are also the only two adults in the cast who don't seem to hold down steady jobs. I mean, Nice Pete has Considerations, but what the hell does Pat do all day? Even his blogposts are just a jagged trail of failed vegan business ventures and frivolous lawsuits.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
From all accounts, Pat wasn't an rear end in a top hat as a child. Did something happen, or did it just manifest with puberty?
Also, we never did see Pat's Sister. Is Pat's Sister also an rear end in a top hat?

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
It's not so much that Pat's a vegan as it is that veganism is a wonderful vehicle for assholery.

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

Johnny Aztec posted:

From all accounts, Pat wasn't an rear end in a top hat as a child. Did something happen, or did it just manifest with puberty?
Also, we never did see Pat's Sister. Is Pat's Sister also an rear end in a top hat?

It was almost certainly the thing with the magician's duck at Ray's fifth birthday party.

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

grilldos posted:

He's a piece of poo poo yes but if every strip with a piece of poo poo character as its center was a Bad Strip then this thread would be even more hosed up than it already is.

I love every Little Nephew strip, doesn't mean I like Little Nephew.

Best strip:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05042009

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wicker Man posted:

Has anyone ever liked Nice Pete or Pat?

Beef's Uncle George used to like Pat :shobon:

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Seldom Posts posted:

I love every Little Nephew strip, doesn't mean I like Little Nephew.

Best strip:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05042009

Wales is garbage tier Achewood, this is the best Little Nephew strip

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02102005

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

Johnny Aztec posted:

From all accounts, Pat wasn't an rear end in a top hat as a child. Did something happen, or did it just manifest with puberty?
Also, we never did see Pat's Sister. Is Pat's Sister also an rear end in a top hat?

Honestly, if my sexual orientation flipped at twenty-six because of some nonsensical curse, I'd have a bad attitude also.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I nominate http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10082003

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
"We gotta hold this pose, man. Norman Rockwell's gettin' his easel out of the car."

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

"That is exactly the picture I needed."

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