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Amish
Nov 26, 2004

Murder is on the menu.
she sees what you see

she is in your mind

vote haley 2020

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This voice is the same one that counted numbers on a tape in PE when we did the Pacer or Curl-Ups.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Nikki's response is going to be more of a response to Trump than Obama, apparently.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Motto posted:

is this woman a text to speech program

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Still better than Jindal

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

"I share your frustrations. Like the frustration of being unable to eat solid foods"

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/687101962815455233

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Logikv9 posted:

come on GOP you couldn't find anybody with better charisma than this????

She's their sacrificial lamb. Don't think they're losing anything by feeding her into the wood chipper.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
Oh my god why does she speak like a bored late night infomerical hostess?

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Uh, Obamacare gave me health insurance at least. So I'm slightly better off.

Also, lmao at her saying Obama isn't doing enough against ISIL. He literally loving called for military authorization tonight. God drat

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



GOP continuing its streak of creepily staring into the camera throughout the SOTU Response

"I see what you see. I hear what you hear. I act just like a real human being in every way detectable to the naked eye."

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Trump and Cruz would never pick Nikki, right?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
as republicans we need to admit democrats are also to blame

what

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Her career is coming down like that loving flag

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Yoshifan823 posted:

This voice is the same one that counted numbers on a tape in PE when we did the Pacer or Curl-Ups.

lmao

BaurusJA
Nov 13, 2015

It's cruel...it's playful... I like it
Yes you are that naive Nikki and yes your constituents are that stupid.

Never kept promises eh? I wonder who kept OBUMMERs policy. Oh, this is a new approach. Actually taking the blame for something? No, poo poo I guess they do come down to earth.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Yoshifan823 posted:

Her hair and skin color combination is fake and terrifying.

she's indian

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
I missed the SotU and plan on watching in later. How stupid was the republican's response?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

What's up with southern indians doing GOP SOTU responses

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Somebody give her water. This is ridiculous.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Logikv9 posted:

why do republicans hate indian politicians?

The sample size is two and they're both lovely people, so I think it's too soon to call rac—

Logikv9 posted:

republicans

nm carry on

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



I know it's not much relatively speaking, but this is honestly the most conciliatory SOTU response in the past seven years.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Are there any competent worldly people left in the GOP?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


someone needs to give this machine person oil water

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Mordiceius posted:

I missed the SotU and plan on watching in later. How stupid was the republican's response?

Still in progress

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I'm now aware of that, but she totally looks like an LA Soccer Mom.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

Arrgytehpirate posted:

Also, lmao at her saying Obama isn't doing enough against ISIL. He literally loving called for military authorization tonight. God drat

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mordiceius posted:

I missed the SotU and plan on watching in later. How stupid was the republican's response?

It's happening right now and it's pretty stupid.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
and yeah the obvious

expanding healthcare = restricting healthcare

disarming iran = arming iran

etc etc

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mordiceius posted:

I missed the SotU and plan on watching in later. How stupid was the republican's response?

It's amazingly bad, holy gently caress

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Well you have to hand it to the GOP, at last they didn't select a woman primarily because they had a disabled relative this time

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
Unsure what's more unnatural, Nikki Haley's lower jawbone or weirdly stacking family photos on top of each other like that in the background

kittiesgomeow
Oct 13, 2008

This avatar cost on average $27.
:q:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Mordiceius posted:

I missed the SotU and plan on watching in later. How stupid was the republican's response?

It is terrible. She looks like she really needs to vomit, or poo poo. Both?

BaurusJA
Nov 13, 2015

It's cruel...it's playful... I like it

Mordiceius posted:

I missed the SotU and plan on watching in later. How stupid was the republican's response?

I've seen a lot worse. As Republican responses go this is pretty drat tame.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
That dream is achievable...

Oh What's that? Economic mobility is at an all time low?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Ha, this is totally anti Trump.

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

Teethgate2016

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Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
Do the Republicans have enough women left to make it through eight years of Hilary's SOTU's?

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