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Lowtax posted:I've been on the forums, I just haven't been active in GBS. which adtrw thread is your fave
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Jan 13, 2016 05:13
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I don't loathe Lowtax, I don't think Maybe I do? What did you do, Kyanka??
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Jan 13, 2016 05:19
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did you finally see the light and move to the northland?
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Jan 13, 2016 05:20
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Marvin Freeman posted:did you finally see the light and move to the northland? Canada? gently caress that!
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Jan 13, 2016 05:22
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goddammit lowtax i need more pics of your dogs.
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Jan 13, 2016 05:23
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dreezy posted:goddammit lowtax i need more pics of your dogs. i would also like some dog pics dogs are awesome
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Jan 13, 2016 05:24
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Canada? gently caress that! no you dummy, the northland, of KC. it's closer to the airport!
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Jan 13, 2016 05:25
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Mr. Tax, glad to touch base with you again. I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your blog, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing).There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a service that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY
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Jan 13, 2016 05:26
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Nooner posted:I dont loathe you, I think you are a cool dude even though you banned me for posting pictures of T*m Br*dy i also think you are a good guy lowtax even tho you banned me for posting bloody dick pictures in gbs actually now i think about it that was a 100% justified use of force
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Jan 13, 2016 05:26
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Tom Gorman posted:Mr. Tax, glad to touch base with you again. I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your blog, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing).There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a service that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY i didnt read this and neither should you
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Jan 13, 2016 05:26
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GBS loathes everything that isn't dragonball z. best to either not take it personally, or give the entire forum a goku stylesheet so that we like it more
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Jan 13, 2016 05:28
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Tom Gorman posted:Mr. Tax, glad to touch base with you again. I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your blog, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing).There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a service that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY didn't you used to be Tom Gordan?
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Jan 13, 2016 05:28
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:didn't you used to be Tom Gordan? Tom Gordon was a good baseball pitcher for at least a few years Tom Gorman was a bad baseballer and had alcoholism, and played for the Phillies Gorman Thomas led the league in homers twice, and also posts here I'm just an SEO expert trying to help get web sites on the front page of google.com
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Jan 13, 2016 05:33
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Tom Gorman posted:Tom Gordon was a good baseball pitcher for at least a few years can you tell me about the spiders
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Jan 13, 2016 05:34
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Tom Gorman posted:Tom Gordon was a good baseball pitcher for at least a few years would you consider yourself an SEO wizard??
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Jan 13, 2016 05:35
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Tom Gorman posted:Mr. Tax, glad to touch base with you again. I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your blog, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing).There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a service that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY hey lowtax i know how to bold AND italicize words in HTML (a real "leet" cyber mans, as the hackers say) and im telling you this guy is a shyster fraud
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Jan 13, 2016 05:37
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wiffle ball bat posted:can you tell me about the spiders Their ace pitcher was Nig Cuppy. He gained the nickname because his skin was a darker complexion than his teammates. Nooner posted:would you consider yourself an SEO wizard?? yea
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Jan 13, 2016 05:39
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Tom Gorman posted:Tom Gordon was a good baseball pitcher for at least a few years Tom Gordon was a good Phillies pitcher.
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Jan 13, 2016 05:40
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Nooner posted:would you consider yourself an SEO wizard?? on the resumes i read when im hiring they call themselves "gurus" and then i throw those resumes in the loving garbage
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Jan 13, 2016 05:40
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A misanthrope posted:on the resumes i read when im hiring they call themselves "gurus" and then i throw those resumes in the loving garbage only gurus you should hire are the love gurus.
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Jan 13, 2016 05:43
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A misanthrope posted:on the resumes i read when im hiring they call themselves "gurus" and then i throw those resumes in the loving garbage lmao at my last company i was in charge of passing resumes up and yes, every social media and SEO "guru" was filed in the trash hahaha
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Jan 13, 2016 05:44
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LadyAmbien posted:Thanks! We've just been in the middle of moving, no internet access, and me sleeping all the time because I'm pregnant and terrible. ah poo poo now we got another goddamn mouth to feed around here
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Jan 13, 2016 05:46
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Nooner posted:lmao at my last company i was in charge of passing resumes up and yes, every social media and SEO "guru" was filed in the trash hahaha I'm glad to read this
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Jan 13, 2016 05:46
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Champenema posted:ah poo poo now we got another goddamn mouth to feed around here lol
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Jan 13, 2016 05:47
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dreezy posted:only gurus you should hire are the love gurus. at this point in his career i think we could get mike myers in to interview Nooner posted:lmao at my last company i was in charge of passing resumes up and yes, every social media and SEO "guru" was filed in the trash hahaha  saying you're a social media expert is like saying you have an advanced degree in nintendo because you were the first kid on your block to get a N64.
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Jan 13, 2016 05:56
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Tom Gorman posted:Their ace pitcher was Nig Cuppy. He gained the nickname because his skin was a darker complexion than his teammates. Hah wiki names eleven other American baseball players called Nig. Gotta have at least a dozen Nigs or it isn't a real sport.
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Jan 13, 2016 05:57
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hmmm i wonder what will happen if i post in the thread that says "post in this thread to be banned"
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Jan 13, 2016 05:57
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lowtax you really should try stand-up comedy or even improv ive been reading your stuff since aught one or even 2000, and you are consistently funny, so please do not doubt yourself it may take effort to build a good routine or a good bit but i believe you can do it you may even be able to make a living off of it
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Jan 13, 2016 05:58
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deep impact on vhs posted:hmmm i wonder what will happen if i post in the thread that says "post in this thread to be banned" probably the same thing that happened to me and everyone else
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Jan 13, 2016 05:59
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:probably the same thing that happened to me and everyone else i wonder why that happened
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Jan 13, 2016 05:59
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deep impact on vhs posted:i wonder why that happened I don't.
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Jan 13, 2016 06:00
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That Robot posted:lowtax you really should try stand-up comedy or even improv I don't think he wants it enough to handle eating poo poo on stage now and then, based on his constant meltdowns He doesn't have the rocks for it, is what I'm saying, the constitution, even if he is indeed funny Although to be fair, most comics are depressed and train wrecks, so maybe he'd make it That idiot Bo Burnham did it so why not try
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Jan 13, 2016 06:01
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deep impact on vhs posted:hmmm i wonder what will happen if i post in the thread that says "post in this thread to be banned" Mumpy sacrificed himself so GBS could be better Farewell Muffins
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Jan 13, 2016 06:01
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Don Tacorleone posted:Mumpy sacrificed himself so GBS could be better if your gonna pretend i'm a martyr, buy my old av back. Thats all I want
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Jan 13, 2016 06:04
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A misanthrope posted:on the resumes i read when im hiring they call themselves "gurus" and then i throw those resumes in the loving garbage lol if you of all people actually are able to hire and fire 
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Jan 13, 2016 06:12
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every resume i get goes straight in the garbage. candidates just show up and I pound shots at the interview and scream at them and nobody has stood up and called me a jackass in 6 years so I haven't hired anyone
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Jan 13, 2016 06:19
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A misanthrope posted:at this point in his career i think we could get mike myers in to interview A few years back it was people who wanted to put their WoW guild experience into their resume. Now it's poo poo posting on Twitter. In a decade they will have an entire paragraph on how the wipe their rear end mostly unassisted.
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Jan 13, 2016 06:20
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Lowtax posted:everybody loathes me and the forums for some reason now These forums are pretty alright. Cant wait to embed some webm's
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Jan 13, 2016 06:23
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Tom Gorman posted:every resume i get goes straight in the garbage. candidates just show up and I pound shots at the interview and scream at them and nobody has stood up and called me a jackass in 6 years so I haven't hired anyone so... you work for the Phillies?
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Jan 13, 2016 06:24
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natetimm posted:A few years back it was people who wanted to put their WoW guild experience into their resume. Now it's poo poo posting on Twitter. In a decade they will have an entire paragraph on how the wipe their rear end mostly unassisted. holy poo poo i would probably have died laughing if i saw WoW poo poo on one. The worst I ever got was some guy who linked his like 1000 page fanfic harry potter/goth/vampyre crossover for a copywriting position
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