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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/heraldsunreader/status/687138852171956224

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Its the confectioner's butthole tyvm.
I may have bought these before as a joke for a friend. Still tasty!

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Actually, they offer molds to the tune of $1900, so custom butthole chocolate is quite possible.


Bronzed buttholes also.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

My god, if there is absolutely one thing I would never make a replica of to give to other people it is the cracked, fissured hellscape that is my rear end in a top hat.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't kinkshame:a2m:

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Lizard Wizard posted:

Actually, they offer molds to the tune of $1900, so custom butthole chocolate is quite possible.


Bronzed buttholes also.

This would go nicely with the authentic, actual ring from goatse.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Wow that would a be a treasured artifact of the internet.

Is goatse man's identity known ? iirc it isn't :smith:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Fathis Munk posted:

Wow that would a be a treasured artifact of the internet.

Is goatse man's identity known ? iirc it isn't :smith:

Trap sprung and everything but his name is / was Kirk Johnson

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Fathis Munk posted:

Wow that would a be a treasured artifact of the internet.

Is goatse man's identity known ? iirc it isn't :smith:

http://gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
:aaaaa:

:five: thank you thread

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
He looks like Gary Oldman in the Dark Knight.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
DENTIST ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSES HIS PENIS TO NURSE AFTER ACCIDENTALLY SHOWING HER A PICTURE OF IT

http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/?news_id=43225

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

dumb. posted:

DENTIST ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSES HIS PENIS TO NURSE AFTER ACCIDENTALLY SHOWING HER A PICTURE OF IT

http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/?news_id=43225

Aw, the reality is way less interesting than I thought.

"And next is this picture..."
"Uhh....."
"Oh, poo poo, sorry, that was a pic of my penis I took for a sext with my wife..."
"That's not your penis, c'mon."
"Is too, let me show you!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

"Here are several hundred full college scholarships!" *BOOM!*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
"For the second time in a week, the US throws out a billion dollars that probably could've gone to much better use."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"For the second time in a week, the US throws out a billion dollars that probably could've gone to much better use."

That’s not how money works.

tramsosMAI
Feb 29, 2008


"Charged for wild birds in garage"
Explanation: they’re good at singing
Expert: no they’re not

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009



http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/505354.html

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Who's the completely yellow dude in the front supposed to be?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

The Mask, I think.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This is beautiful.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hey, good for them taking a step out of their journalistic comfort zone

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



loving art. Beautiful.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


I wonder how many complaints they got before updating the headline: http://www.nbc29.com/story/30868048/people-with-disabilities-participate-in-hunt-in-fluvanna-co

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Screaming Idiot posted:

"Here are several hundred full college scholarships!" *BOOM!*

What the gently caress were they supposed to do, send in special forces with wheelbarrows to carry away the huge stacks of money?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/cah9jwN.webm

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

My roommate Banksy's at it again!

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So that's how (POLITICIAN NAME HERE) writes their speeches...

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

What the gently caress were they supposed to do, send in special forces with wheelbarrows to carry away the huge stacks of money?

Maybe they could suspend the bombings for a day or two and feed a few million underfed children for a year, although that probably doesn't get the warhawks tumescent enough to earn votes.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Screaming Idiot posted:

Maybe they could suspend the bombings for a day or two and feed a few million underfed children for a year, although that probably doesn't get the warhawks tumescent enough to earn votes.

living up to your name i see

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Blue Footed Booby posted:

What the gently caress were they supposed to do, send in special forces with wheelbarrows to carry away the huge stacks of money?

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Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Screaming Idiot posted:

Maybe they could suspend the bombings for a day or two and feed a few million underfed children for a year, although that probably doesn't get the warhawks tumescent enough to earn votes.

Yes I'm sure ISIS was going to use that money to feed all the starving children and then send them to college to get A+ educations and totally not at all going to use it to further their own bombings, hostile takeovers and terrorist plots.

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