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Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

I can't believe this is real. It's too awful. Was this tattooed by a non-english speaker?

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

You know how there are those "clever" tats that would probably make better t-shirts? Well I feel this is kind of like that. She probably should have dumped a bunch of skittles down her shirt while taking a photo, used it as her profile pic for awhile and then moved on. But now there it is, tacky forever.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

trapped mouse posted:

I can't believe this is real. It's too awful. Was this tattooed by a non-english speaker?

This was tattoeed on a dumb as bricks Finnish media personality lady and apparently she "designed" the tattoo. I guess the tattoo artist didn't give a gently caress.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

That has to be intentional. There can't be that many errors in a sentence without someone noticing.

McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007

Hot Damn!



Stretch Marx posted:

That has to be intentional. There can't be that many errors in a sentence without someone noticing.

That's because It's a photoshop.



Decisions is still spelled wrong and so many commas.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


Only gad Can Fudge Me

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Scratch Monkey posted:



Only gad Can Fudge Me

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



:golfclap:

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?




edit: small gallery of bad tattoos

synthetik has a new favorite as of 21:28 on Jan 13, 2016

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

McPhearson posted:

That's because It's a photoshop.



Decisions is still spelled wrong and so many commas.

That one I can believe.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
"Why should we accept you into our medical school?"

"Well, I got this tattoo and people keep asking me if I'm a doctor, so I figure this would be a good way to make it make sense"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





There were is mill
There is a road


That's really deep, man.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

There were is mill
There is a road


That's really deep, man.

It's like someone took "Where there is a will, there is a way", threw it into babel-fish to be translated a half dozen times, and then put it back into english.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

RickVoid posted:

then put it back into english.

Assumes facts not in evidence, your honour.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Scratch Monkey posted:



Only gad Can Fudge Me

Gnly çad ean Fudge Me

Wrecking Ball
Jul 16, 2011
Requesting thread title change to: Gnly çad ean Fudge Me

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Yeah, this is a pretty fitting title.

Post Your Favorite (or Request) › Tasteless Tattoos: Gnly çad ean Fudge Me.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Wrecking Ball posted:

Requesting thread title change to: Gnly çad ean Fudge Me

:perfect:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yeah, this is a pretty fitting title.

Post Your Favorite (or Request) › Tasteless Tattoos: Gnly çad ean Fudge Me.

Mods please

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Apparently ç is an "invalid character," sorry friends

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Apparently ç is an "invalid character," sorry friends

drat :( Maybe without the weird character? It's still a pretty good title.

Anyway some more terrible Seattle area tats courtesy of Rockstar Tattoo:



I don't understand how you can gently caress up shadows so badly. Or blow out lettering like that.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:04 on Jan 14, 2016

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Apparently ç is an "invalid character," sorry friends

How about "Gad", "Qad", or "gad" then?
Full disclosure, I first read it as "Fudge" and assumed it meant "Only God can gently caress Me"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Apparently ç is an "invalid character," sorry friends

Seriously? I remember a thread named AAÅÄÁA or something like that eons ago.

kuponut
Oct 6, 2013

Someone posted this in a support group that I'm in on fb. It's supposed to be a purple ribbon for Chiari Malformation. Needless to say this person either did this themselves or went to a scratcher.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Dear lord, where is that man's chin?

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

What is that man doing to his bicep?

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Dear lord, where is that man's chin?

He sold it to pay for that sick ink.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Seriously? I remember a thread named AAÅÄÁA or something like that eons ago.

Seriously! I tried it in html just now, too, and it just showed up as & #199; rather than Ç.

Postal Parcel posted:

How about "Gad", "Qad", or "gad" then?
Full disclosure, I first read it as "Fudge" and assumed it meant "Only God can gently caress Me"

Okay done :) although now the title looks like I had a stroke

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 00:17 on Jan 15, 2016

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Seriously! I tried it in html just now, too, and it just showed up as & #199; rather than Ç.


Okay done :) although now the title looks like I had a stroke

The Best Title.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Let us bow our heads and celebrate the new thread title.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
More tribute!

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Okay done :) although now the title looks like I had a stroke

Haaa thank you. It fits many of these tattoos, as their artists seem to have had strokes about halfway through scratching 'em.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 00:47 on Jan 15, 2016

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Scathach posted:

Haaa thank you. It fits many of these tattoos, as their artists seem to have had strokes about halfway through scratching 'em.

lmao, true.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003



Ugh, I don't know what's going on up there but it looks like the "artist" just connected the bacne dots.




Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
OACY GOD CRR THDGE ME

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

A tattoo saying "only god can judge me" seems a lot like telling the middle school bullies that you don't care what they think, really!

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