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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

A Man and his dog posted:

Stop talking about how if you won you would gently caress a bunch of women TIA.

Jesus.

theyre gonna clal it a PLOWERball when im done winning this thing!!!!

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Tots
Sep 3, 2007

:frogout:
They're gonna call it PLOWHERBALL when I win this lol

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
seriously though, buying the lottery itself with the winnings isn't a half bad idea either

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Also, as long as you don't know the winning numbers, you are both a winner and a loser.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Is the drawing in 13 minutes

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Is the drawing in 13 minutes

yup

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Poetic Justice posted:

Also, as long as you don't know the winning numbers, you are both a winner and a loser.

yeah observing the outcome is always really a weird feeling like, "drat, if only I knew those numbers yesterday I would be rich as gently caress right now"

I bet there's one of those complicated words to describe the feeling of futility at the lack of the ability to briefly into the future

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Post the winning numbers here. If I win, the first person to post the numbers gets $5k.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Or you don't buy a ticket and then when you look at the numbers out of curiosity the next day you find out that they were all predicted by that one fortune cookie fortune you didn't throw out. The numbers were right there in front of you.

Or it'll be the birthdays of you and your family members.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Some people's life about to be changed forever.

WIN THAT CASH BABY!!! Woooooooo!

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
everybody post their best guess what the winning numbers will be

11 17 23 43 47 59 18

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
#IfIWonPowerball the first thing I'd do is tell John Oliver to lick my ballllllllllllllls I'm rich son

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Poetic Justice posted:

everybody post their best guess what the winning numbers will be

11 17 23 43 47 59 18

4 20 42 69 piss 9

#ifiwon I'd fix my red text custom title

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Poetic Justice posted:

everybody post their best guess what the winning numbers will be

11 17 23 43 47 59 18

07 16 22 32 67 powerball 17

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
If I won I'd buy a large amount of something stupid like twitter stock

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Where do they post the numbers? I have a ticket and I'm also in a pool so we'll probably win it for sure. I realized it would have been better to put the money in a pot and 1 person could win it and the cash wouldn't be flushed down the toilet.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
HERE WE GO!

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Also, what is the difference between a 2 dollar ticket and a 3 dollar ticket?

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
8 27 34 4 19 powerball 10

YOU LOSE

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

A Man and his dog posted:

Stop talking about how if you won you would gently caress a bunch of women TIA.

Jesus.

If I win I'm going to gently caress you.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Lmao whoops it's an hour away.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Powerball.com just poo poo the bed.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

soy posted:

8 27 34 4 19 powerball 10

YOU LOSE

How'd you know I lost?

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

A Man and his dog posted:

Lmao whoops it's an hour away.

It's not. It just happened.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

The powerball site is crashed out

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/687484668199985152?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Dear god let no one win and it get even more absurdly higher

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Microwaves Mom posted:

Dear god let no one win and it get even more absurdly higher

Yes, like an illegal mexican that crossed the border, buys one ticket and is now worth half of what Donald Trump is.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i dont know my numbers and i haven't looked and wont until tomorrow morning

Richardanator
May 8, 2006

Mmmm.....
gently caress I didnt even match one. How am I going to afford that yacht now?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Microwaves Mom posted:

Dear god let no one win and it get even more absurdly higher

I didn't win so I hope nobody does until I do!

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011

[url=https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3876906]
I won.

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
poo poo I just sold everything I had for my 30 Quick Picks.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


I got the powerball number

I won my big gulp back and another big gulp

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I did not win.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I only won 4 dollars this time :(

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I got a number.

Just like getting a rock on Halloween

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

same

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007
Woohoo! I won!

It was like $6 on a $10 ticket, but hey, I'll take what I can get. Now with my massive lottery winnings I can fulfill my lifelong dream of buying a pack of smokes.

thrakkorzog fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jan 14, 2016

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naem
May 29, 2011

When the heck are the numbers geez

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