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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Someone's gonna burn down a neighborhood.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope everyone dies

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
Also 12 $1,000,000 winners in California

https://twitter.com/calottery/status/687490946351677440

https://twitter.com/calottery/status/687491185250799620

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fat Lowtax posted:

Yo I really hope the winner is a huge loving rear end in a top hat, is that bad

Does that guy Martin Skrelli or whatever his rear end name is live there?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
"WHY DO RICH PEOPLE GET RICHER" - people who gamble on games that are rigged to be losers

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

mdm posted:

"WHY DO RICH PEOPLE GET RICHER" - people who gamble on games that are rigged to be losers

that's racist

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
oh i misread that

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

Does that guy Martin Skrelli or whatever his rear end name is live there?

no, this is what the residents of chino hills look like




lol so rich

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I spent less on the powerball this iteration of huge jackpot lol play it asswipe than I do on a night of wings and beer at the bar.

I'm good.

:smug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FCKGW posted:

no, this is what the residents of chino hills look like




ror sor rich

going to hell for this joke

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

I spent less on the powerball this iteration of huge jackpot lol play it asswipe than I do on a night of wings and beer at the bar.

I'm good.

:smug:

perhaps if you'd won you would be less smug and more silent

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
motherfucker :argh:

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Chino Hills' website says they're the 6th richest town in the country.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


If it's an illegal immigrant I might just cum

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Melmac posted:

Chino Hills' website says they're the 6th richest town in the country.

lmbo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fat Lowtax posted:

If it's an illegal immigrant I might just cum

This

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Wow he actually bought 100k worth of lotto tickets

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Wait is that the actual winner?

:suicide:

No. 9
Feb 8, 2005

by R. Guyovich
No tax on winnings in California either

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Prof. Lurker posted:

Wow he actually bought 100k worth of lotto tickets



at least it's not a Hublot

shs
Feb 14, 2012
I got 4 numbers

in sequential order, none of which matched anything

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Guy who won

naem
May 29, 2011

Prof. Lurker posted:

Wow he actually bought 100k worth of lotto tickets



Wow so like track this guy down and steal his next giant cash duffle bag on the way to 7-11

No. 9
Feb 8, 2005

by R. Guyovich
If that Insta is true he hosed up by doing that

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oh loving please be this assclown

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
Scramble the chopper we're going to Chino Hills

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/687500908280688641

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
:lol:

This owns

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Goddammit Jesus, stop cheating at the lottery and give us poor sinners a chance. We know not what we do, but we know what we'd do with a cool billion.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


RedQueen posted:

Scramble the chopper we're going to Chino Hills

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/687500908280688641

lol why

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.

lmao

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'd like to congratulate Syed Farook's brother on his billion dollars

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007

no why

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


VendaGoat posted:

Oh loving please be this assclown

I hope it is because he will spend it all on weed and be broke in three months.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

King Vidiot posted:

Goddammit Jesus, stop cheating at the lottery and give us poor sinners a chance. We know not what we do, but we know what we'd do with a cool billion.

It's fake as hell he didn't deleted the line markings

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.
We need to collect all of the losing tickets sold

and create a museum

that'd be cool

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
What's the % the store gets for selling the winning ticket?

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

fuseshock posted:

What's the % the store gets for selling the winning ticket?

$10,000 I believe

Edit: nope $100,000

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

fuseshock posted:

What's the % the store gets for selling the winning ticket?

0.5%, up to $1mil

http://www.calottery.com/retailer/request-evaluation/compensation

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I hope it is because he will spend it all on weed and be broke in three months.

:lol: you think it'll take that long

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Prof. Lurker posted:

Wow he actually bought 100k worth of lotto tickets



lmao

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