Military Pictures and Youtube Thread - I'm a Tomcat guy and a homo

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Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Godholio posted:

Do those guys have to go through SERE by chance? If not "don't cooperate with everything they say" seems like a lesson that should've been included in workups.

If they do, it's Level B.

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US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

Stultus Maximus posted:

If they do, it's Level B.

edit: lol never mind, SERE level A is the NKO course.

US Berder Patrol fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jan 13, 2016

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:35

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

DownByTheWooter posted:

i, as a former supply clerk, am a proud graduate of SERE Level B

I know exactly what to do if I am ever kidnapped from my government approved hoitel in [arab country]

edit: wait can't actually remember what level the NKO course one is. That's the one I took. It's pretty gay.

That's Level A which everyone does.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:37

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

Stultus Maximus posted:

That's Level A which everyone does.

okk, yes I am a multiple-time graduate of SURVIVAL EVASION RESISTANCE ESCAPE school LEVEL A

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:38

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

DownByTheWooter posted:

okk, yes I am a multiple-time graduate of SURVIVAL EVASION RESISTANCE ESCAPE school LEVEL A

This needs to be a tshirt.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:44

LostCosmonaut: Feb 15, 2014

East Germany pics

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:57

Dilettante.: Feb 18, 2011

Me irl

http://i.imgur.com/xq06l8T.gifv

# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:57

Arrath: Apr 14, 2011

Dilettante. posted:

Me irl

http://i.imgur.com/xq06l8T.gifv

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:05

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Dilettante. posted:

Me irl

http://i.imgur.com/xq06l8T.gifv

A: hahahah I wanted him to blast his own tank barrel so bad
B: rad we can finally embed gifv's? neat.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:17

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Chinatown posted:

lol why did you do this bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hq2UwZaW2M

Congrats on making SERE school lesson plans for years to come.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:33

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Duke Chin posted:

A: hahahah I wanted him to blast his own tank barrel so bad
B: rad we can finally embed gifv's? neat.

Also webm and tweets.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:02

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Dilettante. posted:

Me irl

http://i.imgur.com/xq06l8T.gifv

"I'm helping!"

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:33

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Duke Chin posted:

B: rad we can finally embed gifv's? neat.

I'm sure that enabling the ability to load multiple, huge, automatically playing video files will in no way come back to crush browsers.

Gonna be great when people are empty quoting the same 500MB file twenty times per page.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:38

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

Commoners posted:

Hahaha, the news is reporting my squadron as the command with those people.

It's actually CRS-3. We don't even have retarded riverines that go out on missions without working GPS, communications, or enough fuel in the tank to get from point A to point B. We also know how to tow a boat with another boat. For as much as I complain about how little support my command gets as a reserve squadron, at least we aren't as retarded as our active duty counterparts who regularly crash their boats, sink them, and now get captured by foreign countries.

That dude is going to lose his job.

I don't understand how boat B didn't just tow boat A. And I believe the dumb 'engine blew up' story, because it is entirely believable.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:44

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Duke Chin posted:

A: hahahah I wanted him to blast his own tank barrel so bad

Or the gunner fires and blows the AK out of his hands.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:45

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# ? Jan 14, 2016 03:59

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

Hexyflexy posted:

I don't understand how boat B didn't just tow boat A. And I believe the dumb 'engine blew up' story, because it is entirely believable.

Yet it sounds like both boats were let loose today under their own power...

"U.S. officials have said that there were no signs that the incident was a hostile one, and have not cited a specific cause for the boat straying into Iranian waters."

No hostility eh?

WTF?

I mean two RIV-UR-REEN comman-doh boats got captured by lightly armed patrol boats. I wonder what related ROE exists that allows you to get captured when you've got a full load out of .50's, mini-guns, small arms... Prolly didn't have ammo, or just panicked and didn't know what to do.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 04:47

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Dingleberry posted:

Yet it sounds like both boats were let loose today under their own power...

"U.S. officials have said that there were no signs that the incident was a hostile one, and have not cited a specific cause for the boat straying into Iranian waters."

No hostility eh?

WTF?

I mean two RIV-UR-REEN comman-doh boats got captured by lightly armed patrol boats. I wonder what related ROE exists that allows you to get captured when you've got a full load out of .50's, mini-guns, small arms... Prolly didn't have ammo, or just panicked and didn't know what to do.

Maybe nobody wanted to die? :shrug:

Zeroisanumber fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jan 14, 2016

# ? Jan 14, 2016 04:54

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Dingleberry posted:

Yet it sounds like both boats were let loose today under their own power...

"U.S. officials have said that there were no signs that the incident was a hostile one, and have not cited a specific cause for the boat straying into Iranian waters."

No hostility eh?

WTF?

I mean two RIV-UR-REEN comman-doh boats got captured by lightly armed patrol boats. I wonder what related ROE exists that allows you to get captured when you've got a full load out of .50's, mini-guns, small arms... Prolly didn't have ammo, or just panicked and didn't know what to do.

maybe they weren't complete retards looking to die and cause an even bigger international incident than they already had by doing it

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:02

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

lack of heart and patriotism, death by hanging

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:05

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

RAMMINGGG SPEEEEEDDDDDD

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:13

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

maybe they weren't complete retards looking to die and cause an even bigger international incident than they already had by doing it

If we don't get into a real war we can't usher forth the End Times and the Second Coming so again WTF.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:15

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

maybe they weren't complete retards looking to die and cause an even bigger international incident than they already had by doing it

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:34

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hexyflexy posted:

I don't understand how boat B didn't just tow boat A.

I've been assuming this was exactly what was happening when the Iranians showed up. Although it's certainly possible boat B was just circling boat A while B's crew laughed and threw things at A's crew.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:54

Force de Fappe: Nov 7, 2008

Zeris posted:

http://www.nationalguard.mil/News/ArticleView/tabid/5563/Article/642703/national-guard-troops-prepare-for-winter-storm-duties.aspx

I wanna drive that thing so loving bad

They're fun as poo poo and can do amazing things with a seasoned driver behind the wheel. Noise gets bad after a while though.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:21

bij: Feb 24, 2007

There's half assed imitations but nothing that even begins to compare to the original.

Whoever owns the rights needs to step up and be a man.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:08

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Dingleberry posted:

If we don't get into a real war we can't usher forth the End Times and the Second Coming so again WTF.

Unfortunately the only way you can involve Riverines this way is to put the boats on flatbed trucks and drive them through Tel Meggido, and that would require far too much :effort:

for the Navy.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:37

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Potential BFF posted:

There's half assed imitations but nothing that even begins to compare to the original.

Whoever owns the rights needs to step up and be a man.

This weekend I'm going to a gun show that's advertising free beer, and I loving wish I had that shirt.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:58

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

# ? Jan 14, 2016 17:45

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Godholio posted:

This weekend I'm going to a gun show that's advertising free beer, and I loving wish I had that shirt.

Go in an Obama 2008 shirt instead.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 17:56

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I'd probably be found tied to a cattle fence with both kidneys and my liver missing.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 18:11

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

Potential BFF posted:

There's half assed imitations but nothing that even begins to compare to the original.

Whoever owns the rights needs to step up and be a man.

gently caress me where can I buy that shirt??

# ? Jan 14, 2016 18:23

Tremblay: Oct 8, 2002; More dog whistles than a Petco

Godholio posted:

Do those guys have to go through SERE by chance? If not "don't cooperate with everything they say" seems like a lesson that should've been included in workups.

Should have. Nothing better than SERE A for a while now, I'm told.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 18:25