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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Zogo posted:

I hope all the MILLIONS of losers remember to never, ever give up. Tomorrow is another day and every $2 ticket purchase doubles your shot of winning.

Saturday night is very near!
dude just buying 1 ticket gives me infinity times better odds of winning than if i didnt buy a ticket
positive infinite even

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Fallows posted:

the lotto people are the ones who said that one person in china hills won, they know there wasnt multiple winners

The lotto people in CA confirmed one ticket won. Other states haven't said anything yet.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Fallows posted:

the lotto people are the ones who said that one person in china hills won, they know there wasnt multiple winners

California said they had one winner. Each state has their own system that needs checking independently. The number of winners hasn't been released yet

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It's this guy.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
oh that makes sense, thanks

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I bet the california guy is going to invest the money into a tech startup.

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
3 way split?

https://twitter.com/calottery/status/687535823042949120

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


There were at least 3 winners, California, Florida and Tennessee

of course there's a florida winner

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Crusty Nutsack posted:

There were at least 3 winners, California, Florida and Tennessee

of course there's a florida winner

Florida man strikes again! :argh:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


What happens if all these people die before they collect their prizes

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
It goes to their children.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Automatic Retard posted:

Apparently some mob has gotten licenced or some poo poo to sell tickets for international lotteries. Been on the news here and everything.
Not like I'm gonna win anyway, so it doesn't really matter if my 30 bucks went to a legit thing or scammers lol :downs:

Its not a scam (most likely) but you aren't actually playing US powerball.

Lottoland is a EU based bookkeeper that allows you to bet on the outcomes of international lotteries. You pay them and they pay out independently. So if you won powerball via lottoland, its actually lloyd's (lottoland's insurers) that pay you out. Your win wouldn't impact any US based winner.

Edit: This is why they're charging $9 or so for a $2 lottery ticket. Its also why the payout they are (were now I guess...) offering was only like 500 mill USD.

yoloer420 fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Jan 14, 2016

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


https://www.google.com/search?q=chino+hills+median+income&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

So glad the wealthy got super wealthier. The system works.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

To be fair, a literal garbage man makes that in NYC

I have no idea what the cost of living is in Chino Hills though.

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

Now watch Powerball participation drop off sharply because winning a mere $85 million just isn't worth the trouble.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Crusty Nutsack posted:

There were at least 3 winners, California, Florida and Tennessee

of course there's a florida winner

I count three people about to have their lives ruined

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Howard Beale posted:

I count three people about to have their lives ruined

I count two; one of them already lives in florida??

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

FCKGW posted:

This is what a single line ticket looks like



I have a single line ticket and it doesn't look like that, must vary by state.

housefly
Sep 11, 2001


Wed 14 Jan 16 - the date that never existed.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I didn't win but I had sex last night so to you guys I won the lottery

Chance of goon getting laid in his parents basement
1 in 1337

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Buy your mom an account so she can tell us about winning the lottery too.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Someone winning in TN is probably a very bad thing.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Check out Official Erik Bragg (@powerballwin16): https://twitter.com/powerballwin16?s=01

Maybe this guy? If it isn't a fake.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
My office pool bought 188 tickets and won $40. Oh well.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Indolent Bastard posted:

My office pool bought 188 tickets and won $40. Oh well.

I don't get the logic behind office pools because you either don't get anything out of them or the guy that buys the tickets stops showing up to work anymore.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
No that's what just what really lovely bad humans do.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Indolent Bastard posted:

My office pool bought 188 tickets and won $40. Oh well.

$400 spent, $40 return

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It was a real hush-hush thing at my factory job. You know, gotta keep certain people excluded.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I don't get the logic behind office pools because you either don't get anything out of them or the guy that buys the tickets stops showing up to work anymore.

And gets sued to poo poo, as has happened.

Budget Dracula
Jun 6, 2007

so in those states can the winners claim the prize anonymously?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Budget Dracula posted:

so in those states can the winners claim the prize anonymously?

Hopefully not. The public should be allowed to see these people.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I don't get the logic behind office pools because you either don't get anything out of them or the guy that buys the tickets stops showing up to work anymore.

The guy who runs it is very persnickety so everyone paying in has a hard deadline to get him the money, no money, no buy-in. He also scans the tickets purchased so that everyone can see the numbers being played.

Though I have heard stories of the office pool scumbag that just keeps the buy-in cash and never plays the lotto; only for the numbers the office always plays to come up.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ posted:

$400 spent, $40 return

sure but that 40 is pure profit

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

A Man and his dog posted:

No that's what just what really lovely bad humans do.

Id rather be a lovely bad human with a billion dollars than a chill nice dude

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://theweek.com/articles/451623/how-did-americans-manage-lose-119-billion-gambling-last-year

Fluo
May 25, 2007

housefly posted:

Wed 14 Jan 16 - the date that never existed.

I think Sam Hyde holding it gave it away :v:

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005
I have run our office pool a few times here.
1) Make a list as each person gives there $$, make them sign next to their name.
2) Have a rules sheet that says:
- Who signs the winning ticket (Usually person collecting)
- That it will be lump sum payout, that a lawyer will be used to create an llc/whatever to claim
- That each person entering is responsible for their own taxes, etc
3) Set a firm deadline for $$
4) After ticket purchase, but before the draw, scan all tickets and email to all people on the list
5) Talk poo poo to anyone who did not play (gonna be getting all my work tomorrow when I say I am out of here, you can have my cubicle)

We have not even come close to winning so I do not know if these rules work or whatever

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


the extensiveness of those rules suck the fun out of office pools, which exist solely to give a dozen or so people an excuse to shoot the poo poo for two days straight about what they'd do with fygm kind of money, while contributing absolutely zero productivity to their current employer.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Clockwerk posted:

the extensiveness of those rules suck the fun out of office pools, which exist solely to give a dozen or so people an excuse to shoot the poo poo for two days straight about what they'd do with fygm kind of money, while contributing absolutely zero productivity to their current employer.

Is it a coincidence that people who smoke also play the lottery

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