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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
doobies dogs and check cashing

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

nooneofconsequence posted:

doobie's gay daughter is a figment of the Internet's imagination.

it was doobie's way to make sure the internet libtards would support his totally not gay shack.

it worked. of course it did.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

HoAssHo posted:




Checks for hotdogs


lmao at all this

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

All those people getting mad about someone reporting a yelp review was pretty funny imo. Like, I don't care either way, but the fact that people cared enough to reply and call the person dumb is very amusing.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Who writes a check for anything besides maybe rent or mortgages in 2016

We've got hoverjets and check cards.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Buying won order of fries with a check

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
The best is that is literally a direct scene in a comedy movie from 30 years ago (and even back then the idea of paying for a hot dog with a check was laughable):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txsmwM10dP4

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


a starwar betamax posted:

Buyin won order of fries with a check
Fixed you're typo!!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

a starwar betamax posted:

Bying won oder of fries with a chec

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
after a careful review, i'm pretty sure i should move to alabama and open up literally ANY business. the south has to be the easiest place on earth to make money off of low IQ people

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


You have to live there long enough to guilt trip the locals to have Doobie level success though

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

after a careful review, i'm pretty sure i should move to alabama and open up literally ANY business. the south has to be the easiest place on earth to make money off of low IQ people

Are you a hardcore Christian? This is important in your sales propaganda.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

after a careful review, i'm pretty sure i should move to alabama and open up literally ANY business. the south has to be the easiest place on earth to make money off of low IQ people

so long as you take checks

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
hire a local christian retard racist to sit in the shop and greet customers with a "heya Bob" when they walk in the door. that could be my entire business model and I'd still break even somehow.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

after a careful review, i'm pretty sure i should move to alabama and open up literally ANY business. the south has to be the easiest place on earth to make money off of low IQ people

They are wary of outsiders like you

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

hire a local christian retard racist to sit in the shop and greet customers with a "heya Bob" when they walk in the door. that could be my entire business model and I'd still break even somehow.

Until you realize hes been robbing you blind

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard

HoAssHo posted:

Checks for hotdogs


Haha Americans still use cheques?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Bounced checks piled high

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I wonder if he tapes the bounced ones to the cash register

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNA51abv8lw

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Applecross WC. posted:

Haha Americans still use cheques?

only backwater shitholes like Reform, Alabama do

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Old people use checks all the time at the grocery store because debit/credit cards are voodoo wizardry.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Applecross WC. posted:

Haha Americans still use cheques?

Nah, only them gays who are trying to cheat a christian and family-oriented family business.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Melmac posted:

The best is that is literally a direct scene in a comedy movie from 30 years ago (and even back then the idea of paying for a hot dog with a check was laughable):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txsmwM10dP4

Lol wow I remember watching this great movie :3: this makes it even better

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

vyst posted:

Old people use checks all the time at the grocery store because debit/credit cards are voodoo wizardry.

so do people who know they can con someone into taking bad check.

Should rename the place Wimpy's. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Doobie Dog today"

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

....piled high

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Can someone please post the Doobie-Tasha fanfic? Got a wicked case of morning wood that just won't quit

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

after a careful review, i'm pretty sure i should move to alabama and open up literally ANY business. the south has to be the easiest place on earth to make money off of low IQ people

it's actually goons that are easy to make money off of hth

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

vyst posted:

Old people use checks all the time at the grocery store because debit/credit cards are voodoo wizardry.

My parents still insist on using them all the time at retail places because using your debit and credit cards is just begging to get your life stolen. The last time I was with them in a Best Buy they paid with a check and the store had to do an Electronic Check Conversion and I just kind of facepalmed in the back

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Pretty good design document too
https://i.gyazo.com/132b2aaa504470e9b5c63ffc53b1123a.png

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

HoAssHo posted:




Checks for hotdogs


haha it really is literally a dystopian 3rd world country down there huh

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I misspelled "yay" as "yaa." Sorry for the typo, how embaressing

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Special Alabama edition:

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Melt that cheese Doobie

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Rotate those tires Doobie

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Chinatown posted:

haha it really is literally a dystopian 3rd world country down there huh

Every terrible stereotype about the south is true, and then some.

Has this been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKcJ-0bAHB4

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Please let that be real.

vyst posted:

Old people use checks all the time at the grocery store because debit/credit cards are voodoo wizardry.

Isn't that generation dead yet?

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zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga

OctoberBlues posted:

Special Alabama edition:



Ask for it

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