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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jastiger posted:

Pugs should be killed too. They shouldn't exist. It's sad but true.

They should be spayed and neutered but left to live out their silly lives with the silly people who think they're cute and a worthwhile investment.

Puppy farmers should be first against the wall.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

I'm not sure what I'm looking at here...

Google image search is telling me it's the aftermath of some tard who kissed a prop outside when it's -5.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jastiger posted:

Pugs should be killed too. They shouldn't exist. It's sad but true.
ya basically true for all short snout dogs : ' (

but dont kill them just let them be and breed them with long snouty mutts

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Is this the end result of someone putting their lips on a metal surface in the cold?

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl posted:

They should be spayed and neutered but left to live out their silly lives with the silly people who think they're cute and a worthwhile investment.

Puppy farmers should be first against the wall.

A fair compromise. I agree.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Jastiger posted:

A fair compromise. I agree.

The Encyclopaedia Galactica of the year 3016 that fell through a rift from 1000 years in the future describes Puppy Farmers as "a bunch of mindless jerks who were the second against the wall when the revolution came."

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

How has no one pointed out that this school's mascot is Sonic the Hedgehog? I demand a reality TV series.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Jesus Christ, that's more of a Geneva violation than schadenfreude.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013

syscall girl posted:

They should be spayed and neutered but left to live out their silly lives with the silly people who think they're cute and a worthwhile investment.

Puppy farmers should be first against the wall.

I think I read somewhere that they're working on breeding out the defects in pugs. So that might not be necessary.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates


The last part of another Schadenfreude gif is in the background.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Woman loses pants on carnival ride.

http://i.imgur.com/8hif7xc.webm

Video :nws: for butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2CwRAd2ZRk

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

And what did her friend there think he was doing? :crossarms:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ArcMage posted:

And what did her friend there think he was doing? :crossarms:

Clearly covering her to save her dignity!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Birb Katter posted:

Have some mining scootenfruity with a bit of swearing so :nws: if your boss isn't into that and you have your speakers up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OOg7vL3rNY

I was there - 10 or so metres behind the cameraman. It was terrifying. Our cameras shooting the offical footage had the tapes taken right there and then. I love how it was leaked out though.

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012
Am I missing something or is just a matter of time until that ride is posted in the OSHA thread with someone having bashed their head in against the floor or metal railing.

Raygereio has a new favorite as of 12:26 on Jan 14, 2016

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That doesn't seem very safe.

As in, that seems like something built for that goon death park.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

This is terrifying to me.

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014

Mans posted:

That doesn't seem very safe.

As in, that seems like something built for that goon death park.

I've only seen it in 3rd world countries so...

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

Humphreys posted:

I was there - 10 or so metres behind the cameraman. It was terrifying. Our cameras shooting the offical footage had the tapes taken right there and then. I love how it was leaked out though.

Some more crane-freude:
A new bridge is being installed in a cramped residential area. Because there's not enough room on the road the cranes lifting the bridge segments are on a pontoon in the water, hilarity ensues.
The fun starts around the 1:00 min mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEY-vrI4-7w

Blacknose
Jul 28, 2006

Meet frustration face to face
A point of view creates more waves
So lose some sleep and say you tried

Mans posted:

That doesn't seem very safe.

As in, that seems like something built for that goon death park.

I went on one of these in the UK in the late 90s. Everyone gave up trying to hold on though, and it just turned into a pit of bodies being repeatedly smashed into each other. It was equal parts hilarious and agonizingly painful.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Fairground fails..?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCiHDEKKVDA

Pukey dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj6wlAthFdQ

*AHHHH*passes out*AHHH*passes out*AHHH*passes out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFw3b_Y--as

The first one one this video isn't funny, apparently a cable snapped and the kid got pretty badly injured. Skip the first 40 seconds of that (It's not gruesome but it's also not very nice when you know what happened- I thought they'd got vommed on at first) and there are a few funny ones, oh and number two has some nipples so maybe :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxOaouuC2rA

Oh and anyone wondering about the girl wearing a bikini on a rollercoaster....
http://www.zootoday.com/girls/news/see-celeb-big-brothers-casey-batchelor-in-her-busty-bikini-roller-coaster-ride


There is also some schadenfreude in the fact that Zoo stopped publishing recently.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Dumbledore finally got his revenge.

Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006



The schadenfreude is on us.

First Lemmy, then Bowie, now Hans Gruber.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
God loving drat it that's two times not only that it happened but that i first heard of it in this goddamn thread :negative:

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Am I mistaken or did both Bowie and Rickman die of the same type of cancer at age 69 within a week of each other? :tinfoil:

E: VVV Going off a discussion where I am now so I very well could be wrong, at least on that count.

AlphaKretin has a new favorite as of 14:58 on Jan 14, 2016

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

AlphaKretin posted:

Am I mistaken or did both Bowie and Rickman die of the same type of cancer at age 69 within a week of each other? :tinfoil:
Has it been publicly released? I haven't seen or heard of what sort of cancer did Bowie in.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Yeah, Bowie had liver cancer and never said much (if anything) to anyone outside family. I did some sleuthing after hearing about it and I think his wife confirmed in a couple news articles.

CompactFanny
Oct 1, 2008

Rondette posted:

Has it been publicly released? I haven't seen or heard of what sort of cancer did Bowie in.

Liver cancer, according to wiki.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





How badly to you have to piss someone off that this is their revenge on you?

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

How badly to you have to piss someone off that this is their revenge on you?

'Is a teenager' is probably the answer to both this and who would be motivated to perpetrate it, I suspect.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

How badly to you have to piss someone off that this is their revenge on you?

It's staged. :ssh:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Met posted:

It's staged. :ssh:

How could it not be?

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Look what the Iranians did to one of our sailors!!!!!!

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Whomp whomp!

http://imgur.com/gallery/2R9Fz

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Mephiston posted:

The schadenfreude is on us.

First Lemmy, then Bowie, now Hans Gruber.

Seriously this is some 30Rock rule-of-threes poo poo right here :rip: :smith:

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



Hahhahahahaha that is fuckin art.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Pick posted:

Not to mention, being a bad dog owner includes not acknowledging the likely character of your dog. See also: people who adopt border collies they don't intend to let out of their tiny apartment...

I concur. I normally don't get into pet discussions and I try not to derail but I just had to put my dog down so I'm in a mood (old and ill was he, multi-organ failure, etc.).

All dog's are fine unless their owners are a pile of poo poo. I've never known a dog that I couldn't calm down with a kind voice and a talking to. Even angry dogs can be calmed. Attack dogs can be calmed (unless their owner is directing them, in which case, god help you) but poo poo bag owners can create animals that won't relax. I've never felt afraid around a dog in my life and I've never been bitten. You just have to be calm, and judge the amount of dominance and attention the animal needs.

Never hit. Never hit. Never hit, unless the animal is trying to kill you. You can normally use voice to control the dog the same way dogs use barking.

Exception is dogs around children. Kids don't know how to behave. Be very aware and put the fear of god in your dog if it snaps at a kid. The kids can't defend themselves. My dog was barky but never bit a person in his life. He didn't listen to everyone, but he always listened to me. He let me know when people were at the door, killed every UPS package delivered, and kept my feet warm.

Good Dog, Good Boy.

Sorry for the derail.

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Heh.


FBI chief Jim Comey's prattling campaign for mandatory backdoors in commercial encryption just got undercut by the *former head of the NSA*:

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/13/technology/nsa-michael-hayden-encryption/

quote:

General Michael Hayden, now retired, was speaking at a cybersecurity conference in Miami Beach. He expressed his unwavering support for encryption, a feature that protects voice calls or texts by turning data into nonsensical, indecipherable code.

"I disagree with [FBI director] Jim Comey," Hayden said in a speech. "I actually think end-to-end encryption is good for America."

"There's a consensus on this among mathematicians and cybersecurity experts. Encrypting data protects everything. It raises a wall that keeps out everyone. Forcing companies to keep an extra set of keys to unlock customer data makes them a target for foreign spies and criminal hackers too.

"I know encryption represents a particular challenge for the FBI," Hayden said. "But on balance, I actually think it creates greater security for the American nation than the alternative: a backdoor."

Suck it, Comey.

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