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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Bengals fans, please get avatars of Vontaze's face in the third panel. It's too good.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Real talk Febreeze from a professional standpoint how thrilled are you about the Ryan brothers being together again

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Real talk Febreeze from a professional standpoint how thrilled are you about the Ryan brothers being together again

Pumped as gently caress

got an entire running gag a'la Johnny and the King already planned for the offseason

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Pumped as gently caress

got an entire running gag a'la Johnny and the King already planned for the offseason

Yeah I saw that in your commentary and I was like "this has to be like Christmas for him"

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Yeah I saw that in your commentary and I was like "this has to be like Christmas for him"

Plus Chip Kelly's Wild Ride is operational again! *

*For a very generous definition of "operational"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

sean10mm posted:

Plus Chip Kelly's Wild Ride is operational again! *

*For a very generous definition of "operational"

Yay, more Niners cartoons!

Febreeze posted:

Pumped as gently caress

got an entire running gag a'la Johnny and the King already planned for the offseason

Hey did you like my latest suggestion?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

sean10mm posted:

Plus Chip Kelly's Wild Ride is operational again! *

*For a very generous definition of "operational"

Too bad it wasn't one of the LA teams or we could make it the new Disneyland attraction.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
:stonklol: omg that clay matthews whipping his hair gif...


:golfclap:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Yay, more Niners cartoons!


Hey did you like my latest suggestion?

I saw it but I've made a lot of niner comics this year so I put it on the backburner in case I ever need it

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I gotta figure out what I want to do (if anything) with the rock band football stuff. Photoshop thread in GBS? Is it good enough for FART? Should I just go play Madden?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I don't know how it would work, but Febreeze should get you to be a guest contributor to Uproxx or something that he is part of and you can do a segment that way.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Ummmm, I don't even know what this is but it belongs here. Or it's an abomination that should never exist in the first place, but since I've seen it now you have to.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Boobs at :38 seconds.

E: Well, the whole song was made by a boob.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Hockles posted:

I don't know how it would work, but Febreeze should get you to be a guest contributor to Uproxx or something that he is part of and you can do a segment that way.

That's what I was thinking. If you do enough Darth Brooks I can make a post about where I just share your work and pimp you like sites do to me when I do something. Just keep doing them until you don't want to and I'll make it a post.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Let me go through them and add a small name mark like yours and clean some stuff up. (I want to add the second Grateful Dead logo on the shoulder and clean up the Queen one a bit) One thing I noticed is that I really didn't do team specific stuff. No "SEE ALL 32 TEAMS AS IF THEY WERE OWNED BY ROCK BANDS" and I wonder if it would have been better if I had.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I've been sitting on this one (possibly with good reason),

They Might Be NY GIANTS

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Darth Brooks posted:

I gotta figure out what I want to do (if anything) with the rock band football stuff. Photoshop thread in GBS? Is it good enough for FART? Should I just go play Madden?

I love everything about this

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Darth Brooks posted:

I gotta figure out what I want to do (if anything) with the rock band football stuff. Photoshop thread in GBS? Is it good enough for FART? Should I just go play Madden?


25 or 6 to gooooaalll

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
:aaaaa:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Pumped for the Giants to stop making sense

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Febreeze posted:

Pumped for the Giants to stop making sense



Never change, Febreeze :allears:



And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful stadium.

And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful Eli.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jan 15, 2016

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Febreeze posted:

Pumped for the Giants to stop making sense


As a fellow Giants fan, I await McAdoo's first Draw Play appearance. :allears:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Posting these from the Relocation thread. I decided to recolour every team based on their city flag.

Yes, I know most of them don't actually play IN their city (or even in their state in a few cases) but humour it.

AFC North posted:






AFC South posted:






AFC East posted:






AFC West posted:







NFC North posted:






NFC South posted:






NFC East posted:






NFC West posted:





Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Did we ever get that mega Peyton Manning forehead from a while back and I missed it? I just thought about that today.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Silly Burrito posted:

Did we ever get that mega Peyton Manning forehead from a while back and I missed it? I just thought about that today.

No, because it was a goon project, which ended like all goon projects.

Which sucks because I really really liked my contribution.

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Posting these from the Relocation thread. I decided to recolour every team based on their city flag.

Yes, I know most of them don't actually play IN their city (or even in their state in a few cases) but humour it.

Yellow is a lot more common color than I'd have thought.
Dolphin's is good.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Posting these from the Relocation thread. I decided to recolour every team based on their city flag.

Yes, I know most of them don't actually play IN their city (or even in their state in a few cases) but humour it.

That Viking looks fuckin cool.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Posting these from the Relocation thread. I decided to recolour every team based on their city flag.

Yes, I know most of them don't actually play IN their city (or even in their state in a few cases) but humour it.

These are super rad and it's cool that you did it, but god drat my loving eyes hurt.

Xerol
Jan 13, 2007


It would probably look terrible with just the two colors but only the Maryland flag has the red in it, the Baltimore flag is just the yellow and black.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Baltimore

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I thought the flag of Baltimore was a chalk outline...

(All I know about Baltimore comes from The Wire)

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Febreeze posted:

Pumped for the Giants to stop making sense



Psycho Tackler
Canton
Thank You for Sending Me a WR
Made a Roster
Elusive RB
Tearing Down the House (Cleaveland edition)
Life During Playoffs
QB is Better

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010


this is awesome

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

This deserves so much love.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Feel free to use when appropriate, TFF

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Posting these from the Relocation thread. I decided to recolour every team based on their city flag.

Yes, I know most of them don't actually play IN their city (or even in their state in a few cases) but humour it.

The Jacksonville one would look pretty rad actually with the brown outline and bright orange tongue.

I always like to think that the Jacksonville flag just has all the racism and murders radiating off of Andrew Jackson in some apocalyptic purge. Dude was a dick. But note we were named after him while he was still alive, and the town founders thought that the injun killing thing was pretty rad.

He also straight up stole most of florida.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
One of Shad Khan's two flaws as a person is that he hates teal, so I wouldn't be shocked if something this ended up as our actual logo

(His other flaw is that he's a terrible judge of style for football helmets)

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

JT Jag posted:

One of Shad Khan's two flaws as a person is that he hates teal

Hating teal is far from a flaw, dude.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Fenrir posted:

Hating teal is far from a flaw, dude.
Shut your loving face before I shut it for you

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Fenrir posted:

Hating teal is far from a flaw, dude.


:captainpop:

My car is teal. My bathroom is teal. My bedroom is teal. My HOUSE is teal. My favorite waterfowl is a teal. Shut your god drat mouth.

(also we're technically more of a teal-blue)

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