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JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Even has an el strip club/el bar!



I'm sad they don't Immortals shooting with guitar cases, so 0/10

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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Its just so....lame. They gave some guys some sombreros and ponchos. And painted a cactus on the nexus thingy. The hot tub is kinda funny at least


The actually-cool way to do Mexicrons would be to paint them like this:


(I tried to paint some skeletons like this once. It is extremely difficult)

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Nebalebadingdong posted:

Its just so....lame. They gave some guys some sombreros and ponchos. And painted a cactus on the nexus thingy. The hot tub is kinda funny at least

Sombreros, ponchos, the poses and stuff. I don't know what else is there to do - lowrider ghost arks would be pushing it.

Sugar skull necrons would be extremely difficult, turbo serious and not at all funny.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Nebalebadingdong posted:

Its just so....lame.

nah

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

JcDent posted:

Sugar skull necrons would ... turbo serious

...wat

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

That's barely sugar at all! Plus, ponchos are easier to model. And funnier when you don't have to explain why your guns shoot flowers or the charriot ball is lowrier piloted by an orange ogryn

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Renfield posted:

If you like that, head over the the UKMT in DnD, where poster Helen Highwater (Who is an ex-GW design studio dude) is offering to get people tat from the local market, in Kiev.
That has lots of soviet badges and memorabilia...
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749435&pagenumber=156&perpage=40#post453210658

Edit - post with pics of tat layed out:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749435&pagenumber=144&perpage=40#post453156862

So, long story short: Because of this post, I clicked over and then sent money to Helen Highwater, and a big box of Soviet-era tat showed up today. So thank you very much for linking this!

Where would be the right place to post all the photos? I got some seriously cool stuff. But: it's not UKPol, it's not TG related, but I'm sure goons need to see this awesome stuff.

Foolster41
Aug 2, 2013

"It's a non-speaking role"

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

Generally yes, but it can depend on how the dice work. For example, 40k artillery/scatter dice are custom and you can't substitute regular dice for them. That's because (IIRC) each side has an arrow, and when you roll to see if artillery has hit you need to see if it scatters first, and the direction it scatters is determined by the arrow.



As penance for continuing the dice sperg, have this:

Mexicrons
Spruecrons
Hello Kitty Necrons

And this:



I feel like these are too awesome to actually be here.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Foolster41 posted:

I feel like these are too awesome to actually be here.

I object to smurfnaught head placement and nothing else

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

Leperflesh posted:

So, long story short: Because of this post, I clicked over and then sent money to Helen Highwater, and a big box of Soviet-era tat showed up today. So thank you very much for linking this!

Where would be the right place to post all the photos? I got some seriously cool stuff. But: it's not UKPol, it's not TG related, but I'm sure goons need to see this awesome stuff.

just
:justpost:
post

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Never not be always posting.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Helen Highwater posted:

Never not be always posting.

Is this offer still viable? Will you be going back?

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Indolent Bastard posted:

Is this offer still viable? Will you be going back?

I live there so this offer is always available for the foreseeable future. Here's a bunch of photos of stuff I picked up for guys in the UKMT just before Xmas. The markets sell all kinds of stuff and the stock constantly changes but most uniform things - jackets, hats, flying helmets, etc are always available as are insignia, propaganda badges and other trinkets, instruments from tanks and jet-fighters, various kinds of optics including cameras, binoculars and so forth. Costs vary from a few cents for pin badges, a coupel of dollars for insignia (cap badges and so on), the same for posters, hats run to about 10-20 bucks; jackets, clocks from MiGs and working mechanical things are around $40+. Postage runs about $15 a kilo registered post to Europe/US.

Drop me an email at iainz0r at the mail service operated by Google with a budget and some idea of what you are looking for. I can do grab-bags of random stuff if you like too.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!


Guy playtesting his Russo-Japanese war ruleset.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


JcDent posted:



Guy playtesting his Russo-Japanese war ruleset.

That's brilliant. Reminds me of my impromptu terrain from when I lived in the dorms. I rolled up index cards and colored them brown. Then stuck a ball of green paper on top for trees. My water was just blue paper with two shades of blue for deep/shallow. It was fantastic.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Len posted:

That's brilliant. Reminds me of my impromptu terrain from when I lived in the dorms. I rolled up index cards and colored them brown. Then stuck a ball of green paper on top for trees. My water was just blue paper with two shades of blue for deep/shallow. It was fantastic.

I think people forget the humble roots of the game sometimes and don't realize that this is all a kid needs to have fun. Yes, there's something to be said for a nicely modeled table with realistic terrain and buildings, but some toilet paper tubes and a couple of pieces of foam board are all you need to get going.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Atlas Hugged posted:

I think people forget the humble roots of the game sometimes and don't realize that this is all a kid needs to have fun. Yes, there's something to be said for a nicely modeled table with realistic terrain and buildings, but some toilet paper tubes and a couple of pieces of foam board are all you need to get going.

Hell I'm 26 and still don't require much. Last time I played a miniature game we used books as terrain.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



1/72 Airfix soldiers carried this hobby through the 70's and it genuinely hurts to see them maligned.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Len posted:

Hell I'm 26 and still don't require much. Last time I played a miniature game we used books as terrain.

In a box somewhere is the sand dune I made for Gorkamorka by putting a smaller piece of cardboard on top of a larger piece of cardboard and wrapping it in yellow construction paper. I was pretty proud of that.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
sounds like a dope rear end sand dune imo

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
The paper covered up the tiers and the tiny little bases Gorkamorka figures came on meant they couldn't possible stand anywhere on it but the dead center.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Atlas Hugged posted:

The paper covered up the tiers and the tiny little bases Gorkamorka figures came on meant they couldn't possible stand anywhere on it but the dead center.

The great dilemma of sloped wargaming terrain. The more natural and cool it looks, the less playable it actually is.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Yeah but those Gorkamorka bases were notoriously bad. What a dumb rule was it that the orks had to fit in the trukk in order to be fieldable in the mission.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I used round bases and pilled them on top of each other

WAAAAAAAGH!

Wurzag
Jun 3, 2007

Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?


Atlas Hugged posted:

Yeah but those Gorkamorka bases were notoriously bad. What a dumb rule was it that the orks had to fit in the trukk in order to be fieldable in the mission.

And if any fell out during movement they fell out in game and took damage

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
Gorkamorka Orks were particularly bad because the short legs and overly wide shoulders combined with big weapons made them very top heavy - particularly as a lot of figures were still metal casts.

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Wurzag posted:

And if any fell out during movement they fell out in game and took damage

And that's what made those bases awesome.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Helen Highwater posted:

Gorkamorka Orks were particularly bad because the short legs and overly wide shoulders combined with big weapons made them very top heavy - particularly as a lot of figures were still metal casts.

I remember the yoofs with shootas being the worst

First and last model I tried on those lovely bases

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


berzerkmonkey posted:

And that's what made those bases awesome.



That is 40k as gently caress tbh

Vermintide
Oct 26, 2013


http://www.ebay.com/itm/77082-Large-Fire-Elemental-by-Julie-Guthrie-Reaper-Dark-Heaven-Bones-/371532445510

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

"THIS FIGURE IS NICELY PAINTED"

sweet lord in heaven

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

Vomit Elemental - CR 5

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


Alright here I went to the trouble of batch resizing and shoving the photos into an imgur album just for you:

http://imgur.com/a/kZdac

Helen Highwater was kind enough to explain what these things are:

quote:

The ID is an NKVD commissar warrant. The text inside says:
"Not one step back.
Based on the July 28th 1942 law no. 227 and the USSR People's Commissariat of Defense under Commander in Chief Stalin, the holder of this warrant is authorised in case of panic and disorderly retreat by parts of his division, to shoot panic-mongers and cowards on the spot."

It's signed by Lavrentiy Beria, a vicious and awful person who was Stalin's personal enforcer and who was responsible for the system of Gulags until he himself was purged after the war.

The pointy hat is called a budenovka. It was designed and made popular during the October Revolution and was supposed to evoke the helmets of the ancient Kievan Rus.

The diamond shaped badge is a university graduation pin. It's the equivalent of the US high school ring I guess.

The poster with the ~dreamy farmer~ says "The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is a state of workers and peasants!"

The Shh! lady says "Be alert these days for those who overhear chatter and gossip near the wall. To treason SAY NOTHING!"

Stalin and his BFF are saying "Long live the workers and peasants Red Army - faithful guards of the Soviet borders!"

The soldier and sailor poster says "New victories glorify our military banners!"

The lettering on the sailor's cap says "Black Sea Fleet"

The cigarette case says "Defending the Motherland"

The other medals are veterans medals to commemorate various anniversaries of the USSR.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Endman posted:

That is 40k as gently caress tbh

Well, considering it's the Redeemer and Redemptionists from a 40K comic...



JAPANESE CURRY COMES ALIVE!

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
I've never seen poo with candy corn sticking out of it.

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

Leperflesh posted:

Alright here I went to the trouble of batch resizing and shoving the photos into an imgur album just for you:

http://imgur.com/a/kZdac

Helen Highwater was kind enough to explain what these things are:

Cool as heck
Always loved that shh lady

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
Regarding the camera, I checked out the movement of the controls and everything works. I didn't put any film through it though and I'd not be surprised if the seals were poo poo (they were often poo poo even when brand-new) so that there may be light leaks all over the place. If you plan on using it as a camera rather than as an ornament or prop. there's an enthusiast site that might be useful to you. You can also head down to The Dorkroom and get laughed at be congratulated on your wise purchase.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Counterpoint:













NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




gently caress :stare:

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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
Unspiration because you know you're never going to be that good :smith:

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