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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > NBC News/YouTube DNC Debate - tonight at 9:00pm EST
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hillary stuttered people died

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Rollofthedice posted:

I heard Sanders will have a great intro speech to give. Really unique, and original.

where u been taco boy???

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 And then I rejoined Barry Goldwater's campaign

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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

 "Chat is disabled for this live stream."

good

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 NBC gettin' crazy with some cinematography

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Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
Hillary has a personal connection to MLK? What was Bernie Sanders doing at that time? What was Hillary Clinton doing politically at that time?

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Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

where u been taco boy???

Haven't felt like posting lately. I'll get back to it eventually.

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

What's the over/under on whether Hillary will be late back to stage after a break?

she gotta put on a dashiki to fully pander to the crowd

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Oh story time already? Joy! ughhhhhhhhhh

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

blue squares posted:

And then I rejoined Barry Goldwater's campaign

We all did dumb poo poo when we were young. Some people drink and smoke, some volunteer for a weird Arizona racist.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 nosehair bernie, get the nosehair

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SirKibbles posted:

Oh story time already? Joy! ughhhhhhhhhh

Yea gently caress these opening statements not having substance and faaaaaaaaart

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 Awesome short n' sweet Hillary opening.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 bernie is good imo

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
straight into the stump speech, that's.... slower than usual?

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
nosehair

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BaurusJA
Nov 13, 2015

It's cruel...it's playful... I like it
FULL COMMUNISM NOW.
GO BERNI

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
umm... Bernie... you got a bit of booger there

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/dbernstein/status/688904568718098432

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 What is Bernie's pin? a veteran thing?

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Freebird!

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
"Martin Luther King J-uh...day...tomorrow."

Lol hillary

Sanders, "Dr Martin Luther King JUNIOR"

I hope this gets made into a thing

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Bernie's hair is much neater than it was during the SotU.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

blue squares posted:

What is Bernie's pin? a veteran thing?

Senator pin I think

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 nobody cares, martin

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
thank god he told me his name i otherwise would not know who he was

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea gently caress these opening statements not having substance and faaaaaaaaart

Yes? That's why it's dumb? Not because it's the most cliche thing you can do,ok.

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rscott
Dec 10, 2009
 The crowd appears to be feeling the Bern

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

blue squares posted:

What is Bernie's pin? a veteran thing?

Senator pin.

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

 Bernie only has one speed: economic stump speech

He knows nothing else.

Not even casually mentioning he marched with MLK after Hillary opened the door.

Fake edit: Ahahahaha O'Malley has to introduce himself

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/dbernstein/status/688904568718098432

There's only one jew up there though

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

nobody cares, martin

Just empty quotin' this every time he talks.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
My name is MOM and I exist

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



 I'm not old like these two.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i demand complete silence after mom finishes his opening

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
O'Malley with the most tenuous of connections to MLK

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
 They need to have Larry David as Bernie take Martin's spot

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euphemism
Nov 16, 2015

be kind, don't rewind
hillary: "I watched dr king"
bernie: "I marched with dr king"
m'om: "I was born i guess?"

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 Good opening statement, but Bernie could and should have talked very explicitly about social justice and racial equality with that MLK intro.

EDIT: Also good move not to explicitly talk about how he marched with MLK, since that's easy to backfire.

MOM reminding us what his name is :lol:

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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Aw, Bernie combed his hair today...

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