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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

EugeneJ posted:

My name is MOM and I exist

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Martin O'Malley once broke onto the set of Telletubbies and stole merch

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/688905170080509952

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
what did i miss

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Bernie why are you such a gender binary-ist

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Not a Step posted:

Bernie only has one speed: economic stump speech

He knows nothing else.

nah you're going to see him say other things during debates

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Petey posted:

what did i miss

Nothing.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
well these questions are ominously bad

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Petey posted:

what did i miss

Opening statements. Nothing new.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Goddamnit Bernie, now isn't stump speech time.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
things democrats can do that republicans cannot: remember talking points and complete numbered lists

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

How did Sanders not start off his intro with, "As I was marching with MLK Jr..."?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Petey posted:

what did i miss

Hillary called MLK a jew

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Petey posted:

what did i miss

Your balls

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Petey posted:

what did i miss

There's a strange man on stage with Hillary and Bernie, and for some reason no one is kicking him off.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

In my first 100 days I won't get a drat thing done because the Republicans have the house

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Hype for the race questions pleassssse none of these people can handle them and it'll be great.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


I'm downing my entire drink if he plugs Martin O Malley DOT COM again.

GrizzlyCow
May 30, 2011
MO'M is the only one who addressed race when evoking MLK Jr.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Combed Thunderclap posted:

Good opening statement, but Bernie could and should have talked very explicitly about social justice and racial equality with that MLK intro.

EDIT: Also good move not to explicitly talk about how he marched with MLK, since that's easy to backfire.

MOM reminding us what his name is :lol:

Are you really surprised that Bernie talked about economics over race issues?

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
At least MOM didnt plug his website...

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Gamma Nerd posted:

nah you're going to see him say other things during debates

I bet you he does not

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

Notable lack of specifics from Bernie on that question there.

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
You would have thought that slick willie would have coached hillary for like... a five percent increase in the charisma department.

Nothing rubbed off, she sounds like a chainsaw. :smith:

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



MadJackal posted:

How did Sanders not start off his intro with, "As I was marching with MLK Jr..."?

I think he's been told to cool it with that particular line of rhetoric, but if you can't pull that the day before MLK Day, when can you?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Pro tip to moderators: maybe don't ask questions they can just answer with their stump speech.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Charliegrs posted:

At least MOM didnt plug his website...

Just wait.

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
Considering there's only 3 candidates it's weird Martin O can gain exactly O traction.

euphemism
Nov 16, 2015

be kind, don't rewind
that was a dumb answer from bernie

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
@a pizza ranch in the midwest watching the debate

"this campaign is about a political revolution"

political revolution means nothing

Sanders' cqmpaign is about nothing

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Women's work? Not a great way to phrase that.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hillary's going overboard on details here, tactic found

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
H-bomb feels really stilted.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

when will someone make a dig over the benghazi movie bombing

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Lol good luck reining in big pharma and health insurance companies Hillary

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
whenever MOM speaks i use this time to check various threads and post

euphemism
Nov 16, 2015

be kind, don't rewind
"too much mean-spiritedness" from hillary lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
That's more than three things, Hillary.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

How bout we eliminate private insurance??? Would that help????????!

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



misdirectomy posted:

Considering there's only 3 candidates it's weird Martin O can gain exactly O traction.

I liked the pre-debate punditchat where they said this was his chance for a big breakthrough

Because the American people are going to wake up to MOM's brilliance any minute now :allears:

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