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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Have you people never seen like, a sword swallower? It's the same concept and literally anyone man or woman can train themselves up to being able to do it.

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spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



13Pandora13 posted:

Have you people never seen like, a sword swallower? It's the same concept and literally anyone man or woman can train themselves up to being able to do it.

Except when you see a balloon it means they put a small pin hole in the inflated tip and they are pushing the air out with their tung.

Now the dildo girl gif, thats just a gift from god.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

spunkshui posted:

Except when you see a balloon it means they put a small pin hole in the inflated tip and they are pushing the air out with their tung.

Now the dildo girl gif, thats just a gift from god.



Quite the derail ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

spunkshui posted:

Except when you see a balloon it means they put a small pin hole in the inflated tip and they are pushing the air out with their tung.

You're all wrong. The balloon was CGI this whole time.


Christ I just wanted to post a picture of Lara Croft shoving a balloon down her throat. I didn't realize you people would go all Mythbusters on this poo poo because you would refuse to believe that mankind evolved the superhuman ability of "swallowing."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jamesman posted:

You're all wrong. The balloon was CGI this whole time.


Christ I just wanted to post a picture of Lara Croft shoving a balloon down her throat. I didn't realize you people would go all Mythbusters on this poo poo because you would refuse to believe that mankind evolved the superhuman ability of "swallowing."



Post more of this. And the other thing. Post more is what I am saying.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


No lets talk more about women shoving things down their throats.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Holy crap, I was joking. I thought it was obvious that it's the same thing as sword-swallowing :psyduck:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MooCowlian posted:

No lets talk more about women shoving things down their throats.



What a really cool loving concept!



There, now we can see it without having vertigo.

Nucular Carmul
Jan 26, 2005

Melongenidae incantatrix
Concept: a goon looks at a picture which he could slightly turn his head to look at

Reality: a goon spends many thousands of times more muscle movements editing the picture in photoshop, somehow fighting off dizzying waves of vertigo (?) and then hosts it to an image site, satisfied that the picture has considerably more viewability with a fuckton of awkward whitespace around it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nucular Carmul posted:

Concept: a goon looks at a picture which he could slightly turn his head to look at

Reality: a goon spends many thousands of times more muscle movements editing the picture in photoshop, somehow fighting off dizzying waves of vertigo (?) and then hosts it to an image site, satisfied that the picture has considerably more viewability with a fuckton of awkward whitespace around it

Yup. Sorry your picture is poo poo.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Nucular Carmul posted:

Concept: a goon looks at a picture which he could slightly turn his head to look at

Reality: a goon spends many thousands of times more muscle movements editing the picture in photoshop, somehow fighting off dizzying waves of vertigo (?) and then hosts it to an image site, satisfied that the picture has considerably more viewability with a fuckton of awkward whitespace around it

Lol if you don't know the trick here.

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

Nucular Carmul posted:

Concept: a goon looks at a picture which he could slightly turn his head to look at

Reality: a goon spends many thousands of times more muscle movements editing the picture in photoshop, somehow fighting off dizzying waves of vertigo (?) and then hosts it to an image site, satisfied that the picture has considerably more viewability with a fuckton of awkward whitespace around it

But two people might find it funny. That makes it all worth it.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

The joke was violently beaten to death a good 30 pages ago actually.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Posts about posts about posts about posts about jokes dressed as Chun Li.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RareAcumen posted:

Posts about posts about posts about posts about jokes dressed as Chun Li.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

RareAcumen posted:

Posts about posts about posts about posts about jokes dressed as Chun Li.

Don't forget posts that are thinly veiled excuses to post breasts.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Practical Demon posted:

Don't forget posts that are thinly veiled excuses to post breasts.

Your point?

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

VendaGoat posted:

Your point?

Posts that are just 'look, boobies' seem to keep leading to page long derails about misogyny and whether a woman can deepthroat a balloon.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Practical Demon posted:

Posts that are just 'look, boobies' seem to keep leading to page long derails about misogyny and whether a woman can deepthroat a balloon.

Well, WHATEVER THE gently caress YOU DO, Don't try and end the derail by posting awesome cosplays, WITHOUT BOOBS!

Edit: gimme a sec and I'll get you one

Here is Byndo Gehk Doing her version of a Wonderful Toothless from "How to train your dragon" Same woman, that I posted that huge eyes picture of from Maze studios. She's top notch on her work.

VendaGoat has a new favorite as of 03:41 on Jan 18, 2016

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Being an attractive person sure seems to make a lot of cosplay get lauded more easily

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
that Chun-Li costume seems to be really well crafted though

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

starkebn posted:

Being an attractive person sure seems to make a lot of cosplay get lauded more easily

So post a cosplay.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

VendaGoat posted:

So post a cosplay.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

VendaGoat posted:

So post a cosplay.

:bigtran:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

starkebn posted:

:bigtran:



and you posted a wonderful one.

:golfclap:

Thank you.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

starkebn posted:

that Chun-Li costume seems to be really well crafted though

That's Yaya Han, she's top tier







She also appeared in the 'Heroes of Cosplay' TV series and she seems to be super nice and super supportive of the cosplay scene

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
ooooh, just saw this

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/01/18/cosplayers-grandmother-joins-photo-shoot-for-most-heartwarming-howls-moving-castle-cosplay-ever/

I like this a lot.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
And we are back on track, in a really wonderful and heartwarming way. :)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Awww, that's great.

Their Cosplay ideals v cosplay reality articles which show the crazy poses cosplayers have to get into to get the perfect shot are also good fun.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

VendaGoat posted:

awesome cosplays, WITHOUT BOOBS!



???

I guess they're not 'in-your-face', but a low-cut top seems to be par for the course

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Kid cosplay is still the best

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

duz posted:

Kid cosplay is still the best

that and the elderly :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

starkebn posted:

???

I guess they're not 'in-your-face', but a low-cut top seems to be par for the course

:sigh:

Fine, Dick.

Have a local, I even took this picture.

Ravra Cosplay & Design



No loving Dutch angle. Just plain cosplay. She did a bang up, wonderful job. With no tits visible. Better?




duz posted:

Kid cosplay is still the best



This is amazing.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

duz posted:

Kid cosplay is still the best



Kids are exceptionally good at Jay and Silent Bob cosplay

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

duz posted:

Kid cosplay is still the best

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006



Edit:
and Ruth Baby Ginsburg.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

VendaGoat posted:

Ravra Cosplay & Design



No loving Dutch angle. Just plain cosplay. She did a bang up, wonderful job.

The stuff on her Facebook page looks really cool too

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
did we already see these?





nvm, they're good enough to see again if so.

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

starkebn posted:

did we already see these?





nvm, they're good enough to see again if so.

So much care and effort into a cosplay for an awful, awful game.

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