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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Sunny is just quoting Vince McMahon

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waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004


https://twitter.com/WWEZeb/status/688944162473947136

I love Twitter buddiez JBL and Zeb.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

The difference is JBL is a huge rear end in a top hat in real life and Dutch is nothing like Zeb in real life I've heard.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

Basic Chunnel posted:

Wasn't Undertaker's unbeatability only established at WM? Taker was a member of the active roster for years and not subject to a Cena-caliber push at any point in my recollection. He jobbed, in other words. I know this is one of those things that irks some people, you can't really build mystique on main roster WWE programming the way you could in the territory days. It's just not possible to make an Andre anymore.
It's possible, they just don't have either the patience or the brains to do it. They're too focused on short terms goals that they hit PANICPANICPANICPANIC button at the first sign of trouble.

Brock has almost worked into a niche as a Andre short of attraction because he doesn't want to work a lot and can get away with it. "Giant Angry Meat Man Throws Other Men Halfway Across Ring And Wins" seems to be a pretty good formula.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

The difference is JBL is a huge rear end in a top hat in real life

not really, he's just a huge rear end in a top hat in the world of wrestling

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Discount Trombones posted:

Which just makes me wonder why Kozlov never went to TNA. They could easily have fired, I dunno, Chris Daniels to pay for him.

whatever WWE did to Kozlov, its killed whatever interest he had in wrestling.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
https://twitter.com/SarayaKnight/status/688979256630730753

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

gonna need some proof Paige hasn't had a dick stitched to her head because evidence to the contrary has been piling up for months now

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Dr. rear end posted:

gonna need some proof Paige hasn't had a dick stitched to her head because evidence to the contrary has been piling up for months now

I have it on good authority that it's a New Day unicorn headband.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

sticklefifer posted:

The appropriate response to her bullshit is always "Don't you piss on camera for money?"

I'd rather we point out something she does that isn't awesome and great though

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
edit

ICHIBAHN fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Jan 18, 2016

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

Dr. rear end posted:

gonna need some proof Paige hasn't had a dick stitched to her head because evidence to the contrary has been piling up for months now
Norman Smiley did most of the stitching until they brought in the Breaking Ground cameras.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://twitter.com/AlexRileyWWE/status/689187468411797504

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

:five:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Is Alex Riley's twitter pic just him cosplaying AJ Styles?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/689205777945489408

:iceburn:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Kevin Owens you're my hero

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Kevin Owens owning Alex Riley in every way possible will never get old

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Hahahaha are Kevin Owens and Riley secret buddies or do they genuinely hate each other?

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.
It's complicated...

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Glamorama26 posted:

Hahahaha are Kevin Owens and Riley secret buddies or do they genuinely hate each other?

Alex Riley is the only human being in WWE history that John Cena hates so make of that what you will

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Haha yes feud of the year continues

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
https://twitter.com/RicFlairNatrBoy/status/689191052918583296

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Glamorama26 posted:

Hahahaha are Kevin Owens and Riley secret buddies or do they genuinely hate each other?

Considering that Riley doesn't seem to have any respect for wrestling outside of the WWE system, I doubt they are chummy.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Considering that Riley doesn't seem to have any respect for wrestling outside of the WWE system, I doubt they are chummy.

I've noticed Riley doesn't seem to interact with the rest of NXT on twitter. Everyone else seems buddy buddy.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I want to get a trash can, and make Alex Riley stand in the trash can, and then leave him in the trash can.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I love that Riley thought that was a good idea to tweet on loving MLK Day.

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels

Grozz Nuy posted:

I love that Riley thought that was a good idea to tweet on loving MLK Day.

To me he exists for Owens to troll at this point.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
Kevin Owens is the best holy gently caress

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

:perfect:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh Naitch :allears:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

projecthalaxy posted:

I want to get a trash can, and make Alex Riley stand in the trash can, and then leave him in the trash can.

This is a good idea and I wish WWE had thought of it.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
If anyone out there likes rap, Joey B4da$$ is pretty darn good. And young too, so he's got a bright future.

Also, Alex Riley stinks.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Grozz Nuy posted:

I love that Riley thought that was a good idea to tweet on loving MLK Day.
Uh excuse me don't you mean Lee-Jackson-King Day? :smithicide:

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
https://twitter.com/Sheltyb803/status/689113054118715392/video/1

TAKA Michinoku has a very special message for Val Venis KAPTAIN KANNABIS

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Not much to chop off or so I've heard.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Man, I love me some TAKA Michinoku. No wonder he spells his name with all caps.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Gonzo McFee posted:

Not much to chop off or so I've heard.

Did the big valbowski leave you wanting more?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
TAKA is the best. :allears:

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

TAKA is the best. :allears:

I wish he'd pop into DG for an extended stay, that'd be fun

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