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Horsebanger
Jun 25, 2009

Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!
They are both on the LP Archive.

I still hold out hope of an end to Wiz Islam is the Light LP, but not holding my breath.

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lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Jerusalem ended horrifically, but redeemed by Pancrazio's skull, while Wiz wrote an all-too-true ending to the Hohenzollern LP:


quote:

Vézelay, Yonne, German-occupied Burgundy, April of 1968

Perched on a hill overlooking the blooming vinyards of Vézelay sits the town school. In a town of only five hundred souls, there is only need for a single teacher, whose lecturing voice can sometimes be heard all the way down by its ancient abbey on a quiet day.

Inside the school's solitary classroom, the town's children sit listening to today's history lesson. Most of them are French, but a few are German - the Mayor, the Abbot and the biggest land-owners in the town are all German immigrants.

"And in June of 1813, France's treacherous revolutionary government finally surrendered. The French army, realizing that it had been the puppet of evil men, honorably volunteered its service to fight Zuhriman, who was finally defeated a year later. Despite being honorably treated in the peace conference, the French people chose to listen to agitators and war broke out again eleven years later as Germany was forced to intervene against its will to protect Austria, which had been deviously attacked by France's ally Byzantium."

Raising his arm, the eldest son of a German farmer interrupts, "But Mrs. Clare, I thought the Byzantines were our friends and allies?"

The teacher nods thoughtfully at his question, "Yes, Fritz, they are now, but this was a long time ago, before the Greek people understood who their friends and enemies were. Back then, they were just as suspectible to agitators and revolutionaries as us French!"

A small French girl, frowning in puzzlement, comments, "But why are us French so easily fooled, Mrs. Clare? In your books, it always says that France is the aggressor, France is the revolutionary, France is allied with the enemy... how can it be that we are always in the wrong, and the Germans are always in the right?"

"Maybe we're just smarter than you are - perhaps because we do not eat frogs!" Fritz butts in, to the laughter of the German children. At the classroom door, normally so immobile that one might think him a part of the furniture, the gaze of a large German police officer slowly shifts from the French girl to the teacher, waiting for a reply.

With her smile only slipping ever so slightly, the teacher shakes her head, "No, I do not think it is related to food, Fritz. Rather, France has simply not had the fortune of being guided by so strong and wise a dynasty as our Hohenzollern rulers. France has been led by charlatans and fools, and it is only now that we can begin to realize it, thanks to our beloved Emperor, may he live forever!"

"May he live forever!" the class echoes back at her, and the officer at the door relaxes, the situation disarmed.

A bit later, the school day done, Mrs. Clare runs down the village street, in a hurry to get home. By the time she has reached the tiny townhouse she shares with her husband, he is already in uniform, his bags packed and his mobilization orders neatly folded into his front pocket.

Throwing herself into his arms, she asks with tears in her eyes, "Will you truly be alright all the way over there? Will there really be war with Japan? When will you get your first leave? Will you be back to see your child born?"

Her husband smiles, and he answers each question reassuringly, and he promises to be home to see his son born. They kiss, and he leaves on the back of a truck bound for Bordeaux.

In three months, he will be dead in the jungles of the Philippines, one of the first casualties of what would go down in history as 'a minor skirmish' between Japanese invasion forces and a German intervention force that almost led to nuclear weapons being exchanged but finally ended with Japanese withdrawal from the islands, nothing achieved on either side but a few hundred more lives lost.

And so history goes on, and leaves behind one less young man in the town of Vézelay, Yonne.

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
- Albert Einstein

It is only the dead who have seen the end of war.
- Plato

Fin

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Man, that LP. So good, but I'm also so glad that it serves as a warning against further Paradox mega-LPs just going hardcore fascist at the first chance.

What was the issue with the Crete LP again? I didn't follow it while it was live, but I've seen in several other LPs since that people seem to have a really bad opinion of it... not because of Wiz's doing, but because of the audience's participation.

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

Drone posted:

Man, that LP. So good, but I'm also so glad that it serves as a warning against further Paradox mega-LPs just going hardcore fascist at the first chance.

What was the issue with the Crete LP again? I didn't follow it while it was live, but I've seen in several other LPs since that people seem to have a really bad opinion of it... not because of Wiz's doing, but because of the audience's participation.

From what I gather, the Crete LP largely consisted of the Senate bickering that came up in this thread, but worse. And it got pretty bad here.

Archaeology Hat
Aug 10, 2009

Drone posted:

Man, that LP. So good, but I'm also so glad that it serves as a warning against further Paradox mega-LPs just going hardcore fascist at the first chance.

What was the issue with the Crete LP again? I didn't follow it while it was live, but I've seen in several other LPs since that people seem to have a really bad opinion of it... not because of Wiz's doing, but because of the audience's participation.

Some people got really really into it. Perhaps some of us got into it a little bit too much.

I have fond memories of Crete LP. I was spending lots of time on trains at the time and reading the bickering on my laptop through the train WiFi made the journey feel much faster.

Stephen9001
Oct 28, 2013
Aprops of nothing, the comments about Total War Attila are now making me wonder what an attempt to take this into Total War: Warhammer would look like. All I can think is "would have to involve mods" and "why is my brain thinking this, this has almost nothing to do with anything" plus "Surely Communist Byzantium with wizards will do perfectly!". Also, odd self reflection like "did this weird thought pop into my head because it's just a thing that happens to people, or is it somehow related to my autism?"

Is this... are these sorts of thoughts and the inability to keep them contained why people shitpost? Did I just shitpost? Ugh whatever, this LP was fun, and I look forward to however it's continuation manifests. If all else fails, pull a Grey Hunter and take it into space. My apologies for becoming somewhat detached from sanity there.

I can have moments of... eccentricity and sometimes be quite curious about things. Please forgive me if I do something foolish or rude.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Drone posted:

Man, that LP. So good, but I'm also so glad that it serves as a warning against further Paradox mega-LPs just going hardcore fascist at the first chance.

That isn't what happened at all, goons kept voting for liberal reforms while retaining an absolute monarchy so we got RL Prussia but worse and the eventual Wilhelm II was competent

TheMcD posted:

From what I gather, the Crete LP largely consisted of the Senate bickering that came up in this thread, but worse. And it got pretty bad here.

HA HA HA HA HA :unsmigghh: :helladid:

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
Personally, I can't wait for Crete LP 2: Stellaris

NewMars fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jan 19, 2016

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.
Crete was an incredible achievement in LPing and definitely worth a readthrough (if you have time to read thousands of posts of goon senators bickering).

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Crete was a wonderful, beautiful abomination that must never be allowed to happen again. (See the EU4 portion of Flamboyant Schemers for why.)

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

ZiegeDame posted:

Crete was a wonderful, beautiful abomination that must never be allowed to happen again. (See the EU4 portion of Flamboyant Schemers for why.)

And to a much lesser extent, the portions of this LP with a really active Senate were kind of a pain-- lots of bickering and hurt feelings, but also it was just plain hard to try to balance actually achieving a bunch of disparate, arbitrary goals with also just the stuff I needed to do to avoid Byzantium getting clowned on constantly by the AI.

Flamboyant Schemers was completely bonkers, though.

Oh, um, actual content for the thread: I'm probably finally going to do an actual SotW for Victoria's endgame at some point, since having that as a reference would probably actually make the next mod easier. So, there's an update coming! In the next month or so. :v:

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
Really, the only bad thing with Goon Senates is that the AI doesn't have their own ones hindering them too. :v:

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Luhood posted:

Really, the only bad thing with Goon Senates is that the AI doesn't have their own ones hindering them too. :v:

Next post-mortem patch for V2 - AI countries now have an all-encompassing desire to give universal health care at all costs, no matter what the political and military and economic situation is.

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

The EU4 portion of Flamboyant Schemers was loving beautiful and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

quote:

EU4 portion of Flamboyant Schemers
Oh my god I didn't realize this happened.

Blackunknown
Oct 18, 2013


Rodyle posted:

Oh my god I didn't realize this happened.

It did happen, the sad part it that it just kinda of died because Thanqol stopped updating, perhaps one day we will see the return of Flamboyant Schemers EU4 edition, without it imploding in upon itself.

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

Blackunknown posted:

It did happen, the sad part it that it just kinda of died because Thanqol stopped updating, perhaps one day we will see the return of Flamboyant Schemers EU4 edition, without it imploding in upon itself.

The LP may have died, but the Capitulation vote will live on forever.

Rejected Fate
Aug 5, 2011

TheMcD posted:

The EU4 portion of Flamboyant Schemers was loving beautiful and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

I too have a great fondness for the marvellous chaos of it. There was a brief time where I was trying to fill out a niche as a cushy-law enforcement administrator in a newly instated tyranny. Fun times.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

I never got the chance to reveal that I secretly inserted the literacy and religious requirements clauses into the constitution in Flamboyant Schemes to instigate a revolution. It was one of my few schemes that actually paid off. :(

That and not inviting Burma Pope into Denmark are my only two regrets.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

RabidWeasel posted:

That isn't what happened at all, goons kept voting for liberal reforms while retaining an absolute monarchy so we got RL Prussia but worse and the eventual Wilhelm II was competent

Goons voted for liberal reforms while retaining a semi-constitutional monarchy in which the Reichstag was made up of the landed gentry and were the primary political body in the state, with the King taking direction from them. What we ended up with was an Absolute Monarchy backed by the fascist and reactionary elements of the German far right, with the reichstag disbanded and the liberal members of the chamber purged, because the reichstag's members couldn't see what a terrible goddamn idea it would be for the landed aristocracy who had previously retained their power in the face of campaigns for greater democracy through the whipping up of nationalist and reactionary sentiment, to suddenly capitulate to a bunch of socialist protestors.

If only someone had warned them ahead of time that a reactionary coup was the likely outcome of that decision. If only some brave Cassandra had tried to express what a terrible decision the Reichstag was making. If only someone realised that that act would be the Reichstag's death sentence.

...Do I still sound bitter?

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

QuoProQuid posted:

That and not inviting Burma Pope into Denmark are my only two regrets.

Putting clauses in a constitution to incite revolt,

Military dictatorships are the best, right?

Burma Pope.

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Putting clauses in a constitution to incite revolt,

Military dictatorships are the best, right?

Burma Pope.

Constitutional clauses

To incite revolt

Military dictatorships

Are Best

Burma Pope.

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012

Reveilled posted:

Goons voted for liberal reforms while retaining a semi-constitutional monarchy in which the Reichstag was made up of the landed gentry and were the primary political body in the state, with the King taking direction from them. What we ended up with was an Absolute Monarchy backed by the fascist and reactionary elements of the German far right, with the reichstag disbanded and the liberal members of the chamber purged, because the reichstag's members couldn't see what a terrible goddamn idea it would be for the landed aristocracy who had previously retained their power in the face of campaigns for greater democracy through the whipping up of nationalist and reactionary sentiment, to suddenly capitulate to a bunch of socialist protestors.

If only someone had warned them ahead of time that a reactionary coup was the likely outcome of that decision. If only some brave Cassandra had tried to express what a terrible decision the Reichstag was making. If only someone realised that that act would be the Reichstag's death sentence.

...Do I still sound bitter?

From what I remember of the ending of Hohenzollern you really don't sound bitter enough.

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Dawncloack posted:

Constitutional clauses

To incite revolt

Military dictatorships

Are Best

Burma Pope.

Rule the modern way / No votes / No rights / No liberals / A fascist HRE / Burma-Pope

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

Empress Theonora posted:

Rule the modern way / No votes / No rights / No liberals / A fascist HRE / Burma-Pope

hahahahaha! :) 5'ed

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

"Roman Communism/ Will never work"/ If you think like this/ You're quite the jerk!/ Burma-Pope

Stephen9001
Oct 28, 2013

Soup du Jour posted:

"Roman Communism/ Will never work"/ If you think like this/ You're quite the jerk!/ Burma-Pope

It seems that Burma-Pope will never get old.

I can have moments of... eccentricity and sometimes be quite curious about things. Please forgive me if I do something foolish or rude.

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.
Just took all the screenshots for the State of the World post (although it won't be up for a while, since I need to draw a bunch more leader portraits and also write at least a sentence or two about every drat country in the game) and it was a real nostalgia trip. All my old friends I'd forgotten about, like Transoxiana and Habsburg and Silla!

There's also a bunch of important stuff that happened right at the end of the game without me noticing it or writing about it in the last V2 update. The Pangalists had apparently snuck in and won an election in Germany and now there's a massive revolt to bring the Kazike back or whatever and a bunch of extra minor countries flipped fascist (including Iran!-- fascists lurking in our very own sphere!!!) and a few other countries just drifted politically in ways I hadn't written up-- Ghana went liberal again after years of socialism, although they're still close friends with the British and so presumably on our side in HoI 4. I guess it could be worse-- there's no ongoing wars, by some miracle-- but I need to decide what to just studiously ignore because it contradicts the previous narrative and what's hella cool (North German anarcho-capitalist vs. liberal vs. Mullerist three-way civil war in 1936?). Fascists in the Byzantine sphere are especially galling, since if the game hadn't ended I would have crushed them. :v:

More importantly-- :siren: Flagchat! Obviously, with only two years between HoI 4 and V2, most countries will still just have the same flags they already had, but there's a few whose flags are either V2 defaults that don't really fit, or flags made way back when I made the V2 mod that don't really fit with way things actually played out.

So I could use new flags for the Gallic Empire's fascist client-states-- the Netherlands, Austria, Bavaria, and the one province rump state of Burgundy/Switzerland. These all use their Victoria 2 default fascist flags, and none of them particularly represent ByzLP fascism in general or their status within the "Western Roman Empire" fascist alliance in general. Poland and Lai Ang are still monarchies with fascist parties in power, so they ended the game with their regular flags, but they could probably also use new fascist flags along these lines-- especially Lai Ang, since the European parts of it are probably going to wind up in the WRE too. Poland is weirder, since they're fascist and hate the NGF, but they still have a de Valois-Vexin monarch and Valeria came to power by deposing King Louis de Valois-Vexin in France and things are a huge mess over there.

Ireland also needs a new flag, since the current one just looks like an exploding Hammer and Sickle and it's really dumb-looking. If nobody can think of a better idea, I'll just slap a 工 on the Irish tricolor or something?

Finally, the NGF might need a new flag? For some reason when the Mullerists fell and the NGF became a democracy again, they used their monarchy flag (last seen when they were still the Holy Roman Empire) instead of their democracy flag (the tricolor used when Goethe was in charge). Since their V2 democracy flag now basically belongs to the anarcho-capitalists, who used it when they ruled Germany and who as seen above are still around and still causing problems, the liberal German republicans probably need a new tricolor to call their own.

(I wonder if Britain should have a new flag? Probably not, since their whole deal was just quietly moving into syndicalism without having a revolution or even bothering to get rid of the Habsburgs, and the things represented on the flag-- Scotland, England, and the Pope-- are all still pretty important to them.)

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
How about, for the fascist states, a Capitoline Wolf in gold above the Roman name of the appropriate province, in the style of a legionary standard?

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
Empress, could we still ask to get the current flags as of End-of-Vic? To get just the flags in their raw form would give us something to work with regarding what could and couldn't be done for the states.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Luhood posted:

Empress, could we still ask to get the current flags as of End-of-Vic? To get just the flags in their raw form would give us something to work with regarding what could and couldn't be done for the states.

:agreed:

I also want to see what you decided to use for Syndicalists flags as well (if you made any changes)

megane
Jun 20, 2008



Gave it a shot.

Communist Ireland:

Obvious play on the Byz flag; the Byz owl symbolizes a revival of ancient culture and religion, so the Irish went for green, gold, and a triskele. Sort of a stylized Newgrange I guess.

Fascist Poland:

I figure they'd shy away from Roman imagery due to disliking the WRE and all. So they're more "last bastion of the Valois-Vexin :qq:."

e: I really want to come up with a Lai Ang flag because they have the most hilarious history. Small kingdom on the Iberian peninsula, conquered by the Chinese of all people, they secede from China, become a monarchy, colonize the New World, and then a huge series of wars with countries on both sides of the Atlantic lead to them first losing all European territories, then colonizing their way back into Europe. And now they're a fascist monarchy.

megane fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Feb 3, 2016

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

megane posted:

Gave it a shot.

Communist Ireland:

Obvious play on the Byz flag; the Byz owl symbolizes a revival of ancient culture and religion, so the Irish went for green, gold, and a triskele. Sort of a stylized Newgrange I guess.

Fascist Poland:

I figure they'd shy away from Roman imagery due to disliking the WRE and all. So they're more "last bastion of the Valois-Vexin :qq:."

You always make the best flags, megane! :shobon:

Luhood posted:

Empress, could we still ask to get the current flags as of End-of-Vic? To get just the flags in their raw form would give us something to work with regarding what could and couldn't be done for the states.

Sure! Mostly they're just stock V2 flags, though.


Fascist Bavaria- a lion encased in a diamond prison???


Fascist Netherlands: yikes what is this
EDIT: wait i guess in byzLP it's called "Holland"


Fascist Ao Di Li Austria


Fascist "Burgundy" (I used the SWI tag for Burgundy and I guess I forgot to make them a fascist flag when I was doing the mod?)

Here's the ones that actually have custom flags that just happen to not fit where they landed in the narrative.


This is Lai Ang's monarchy flag-- the traditional lion of León, rendered in a Chinese style. Because at V2 endgame, Lai Ang was still a conmon, just one with fascists elected to power, it ended the game with this flag.


This is their fascist flag, which was more inspired the other fascist flags in the ByzLP Sinosphere for a hypothetical Fascism With Chinese Characteristics, which ended up not really happening since fascism turned out to be a very distinctly European ideology. China, for instance, had this scary red dragon somebody made? God, I'm glad we never saw that or we'd all be dead, probably. At least with Pangalist China they'd want to leave somebody alive to sell stuff to.


This is the NGF monarchy flag ("The Habsburg Monarchy"-- remember that?), which for some mysterious V2 reason was used as the flag of the democratic NGF after Müller fell.


And this is their republic flag, which has become the anarcho-capitalist flag since that's where we first saw it in the actual game.


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

:agreed:

I also want to see what you decided to use for Syndicalists flags as well (if you made any changes)

The syndicalist government type just uses the usual TAG_communist flags, like how democracies, republican dictatorships, and bourgeois dictatorships all use the republic flag, and conmons, prussian constitutionalism, and absolute monarchies all share a monarchy flag. BYZ's flag changing after its brief time as a proletarian dictatorship was just a manual change. I think a few other countries got new communist flags made by readers after the First International, too? But in both cases that was just a replacement of the shared communist flag.

Empress Theonora fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Feb 4, 2016

megane
Jun 20, 2008



Austria maybe?

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

megane posted:

Austria maybe?


That eagle is exactly as scary as a ByzLP fascist eagle ought to look. Is there any chance you could make the bars horizontal, though? Even though there's just two colors I worry it might look a bit like a republican tricolor when zoomed out in those tiny HoI 4 unit icons. If not, NBD, though, since it's not like we'll be seeing much of the mighty Austrian army.

(Note to self: Other thoughts on Austria- Ao Di Li exiles in the Foreign Legion? A pretender Sultana in Edinburgh as part of Victoria V's collection of exiled monarchs? Austrian fascism model for the more Europe-oriented fascists of Lai Ang as they try to ditch the old monarchy and the trappings of the Sino-Iberian aristocracy? Should fascist Lai Ang even be "Lai Ang" or should it be "Hiberia" or "Hispania"?)

megane
Jun 20, 2008



Sure. It's a little hard to read against dark red maybe, so here's a bright red version as well.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Fascist Lai Ang as Hispania I can get behind.

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Did Lai Ang ever move its capital back to Europe from Zheng He Bay? :v:

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

AJ_Impy posted:

Fascist Lai Ang as Hispania I can get behind.

I'm imagining Lai Ang fascists being to Rome what weeaboos are to Samurai. Walking around with a replica Gladius, a pendant with a roman dodecahedron on it, and instead of saying words like "moe" and "kawaii" it's ones like "boni" and "fora".

"Hu sighed as he drew his Gladius Hispaniensis."

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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Reveilled posted:

I'm imagining Lai Ang fascists being to Rome what weeaboos are to Samurai. Walking around with a replica Gladius, a pendant with a roman dodecahedron on it, and instead of saying words like "moe" and "kawaii" it's ones like "boni" and "fora".

"Hu sighed as he drew his Gladius Hispaniensis."

:china::hf::hist101:

Brilliant. Garum fish paste and roasted dormouse make a comeback to feed the voracious appetite for Romanalia amongst the Lai Ang fascist hardcore.

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