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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Omelette Du Chat.

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kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

DarklyDreaming posted:

ǝɹǝɥʇ ᴉɥ

First Tube
Apr 25, 2010

From this day on I'd have to fight these forces of darkness and deal with the burden of day to day admin.

Say Nothing posted:

Omelette Du Chat.



Careful with cats on stoves. if they start melting then there is very little you can do to stop it.



The cats don't seem to mind it though.

nitebum
Aug 9, 2005

crazy beard for the win

Didn't know cats could make a duck face.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
HOW YOU SO FLOOFY



Elias_Maluco posted:

Patagonian penguin becomes best friends with an old man in Brazil, returning to his home yearly since 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjyx7cQ13kI

Even Werner Herzog isn't immune to penguins. Even as he's instructing his sound man to push some baby ones off a cliff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjGX89RI5Ag

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Pet bobcats are great (as long as you have the knowledge/ability to keep them.)



Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Scathach posted:

Pet bobcats are great (as long as you have the knowledge/ability to keep them.)


Your computer was making noise, so I fixed it!

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007





That wiggly nose...

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Tapirs are so wonderfully goofy-looking :3:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tapirs are the cutest pig relative. :3:

fliptophead
Oct 2, 2006
Here's my cat, Harlow, stealing cheese from my sandwich through charming sorcery:

http://imgur.com/cBylFsk

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

whiteyfats posted:

Tapirs are the cutest pig relative. :3:

Pigs belong to the even-toed ungulates (cattle, antelopes and a ton of others) while tapirs are odd-toed ungulates (together with horses and rhinos) :eng101:

oh god sorry about more taxonomy chat

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Winklebottom posted:

Pigs belong to the even-toed ungulates (cattle, antelopes and a ton of others) while tapirs are odd-toed ungulates (together with horses and rhinos) :eng101:

oh god sorry about more taxonomy chat



God drat it! I was thinking of peccaries. :ohdear:

Saffronica
Feb 10, 2009
THE GUILTY FACES OF CHARLIE.



I was planning on getting a new stair carpet anyway... just not right now.

As punishment, took him out to experience snow for the first time:





Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



Excuse me, could someone help? It appears my dog has melted into my couch.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Winklebottom posted:





That wiggly nose...

What's the origin of Tapirs being associated with dreaming?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Pokemon?

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

SirPhoebos posted:

What's the origin of Tapirs being associated with dreaming?

There's a Japanese mythological beast called the Baku that's supposed to have a bear's body and an elephant's trunk - and the tapir was retroactively made to represent it. Kinda like how Kirin got associated with Giraffes.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Might need pictures of cute turtles today. :ohdear:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Yay Lion:



AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

The Schadenfreude thread strikes again:

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

AlphaKretin posted:

Might need pictures of cute turtles today. :ohdear:

Will a video of a tortoise do? It's for charity (Refugee Council and Save The Children) and it's narrated by Alan Rickman :unsmith:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


AlphaKretin posted:

The Schadenfreude thread strikes again:

drat, he almost got away with it :3:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
You wot, mate?

http://i.imgur.com/f1gP1i5.gifv

jorty
May 11, 2015

grump_dog.jpg
Lipstick Apathy

First Tube posted:

Careful with cats on stoves. if they start melting then there is very little you can do to stop it.



The cats don't seem to mind it though.

If your cat does start to melt though just make sure to put it somewhere nice n' cold so it can cool down :3:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Make racing car noises while watching this. :3:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep


woof

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

Please stand by for an important bird announcement.

This is a baby jacana. It is a wading bird that evolved to stand atop lilypads while searching for prey, kind of like snowshoes but for swamps. There are eight species in the jacana family.



And this is an adult jacana. Unlike most birds, which leave childrearing either to the female or to be shared by both parents, the male handles most of the day to day care for the chicks.



The male is quite devoted to the chicks. He will follow them around all day, teaching them jacana things, like how to defy gravity and balance on top of precarious water plants.



In fact, he is so devoted that in times of danger he will carry them with him.





This has been an important bird announcement.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Pile of Kittens posted:

In fact, he is so devoted that in times of danger he will carry them with him.



Adorable, in an Eldritch horror sort of way.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Adorable, in an Eldritch horror sort of way.

Eight legs good, two legs bad.


FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Manatees are becoming less endangered! Here is a manatee, which from the front seems to have the same silhouette as a Metroid

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009




holy lord

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar



Incredibly hard to find this one without "manatee overlord" meme text all over it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Gorilla Salad posted:




Incredibly hard to find this one without "manatee overlord" meme text all over it.

SPEAK. WHAT IS THY DESIRE, BRIEF MORTAL?



Winklebottom posted:

Eight legs good, two legs bad.


Genetic engineering may have gone too far, but at least you'll get a family-pack's worth of drumsticks out of the one chicken. Or consuming its meat will bestow a brief shadow of the true visage of the dark feathered madness that is Clu'kth'lhu before it pecks out your eyes :cthulhu:.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Stray cats take up shelter in Turkish mosque

This is just too adorable, I'm dying over here :3:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



A guide to succeeding at any interview!

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Stray cats take up shelter in Turkish mosque

This is just too adorable, I'm dying over here :3:

I'm an atheist, but if I were inclined to be religious I would choose Islam simply because of it's love of cats.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Mulva posted:

I'm an atheist, but if I were inclined to be religious I would choose Islam simply because of it's love of cats.

It's kind of funny that you mention that, because this catholic church not far from where I grew up took in strays too and functioned like a rescue for cats. How they managed to keep a candle room in a place like that is beyond me but hey.

Anyways, one of the earliest strays they took in never got rescued by anyone, and became the official 'mascot' of sorts for the place. They added a platform and bed right up on the railing near the pulpit and he'd spend mass either sleeping in it, walking the railing, or watching the crowd. My grandma loved him, and would always bring toys and treats for him and the other rescue cats.

Anyways that's my church cat story. :3: Like work cats, but 5% more devout!

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


When I was little one of our barn cats ran off and we last saw her hanging out at our Catholic church. I just assume that a place can't be all bad if it's full of adorable cats.


(not my cat)

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