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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


TMMadman posted:

The important thing is, it has the perfect part for you. For either of you. It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct.

Tonight's movies are: Thelma and Louise, The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, and The Erotic Awakening of S.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Tonight's movies are: Thelma and Louise, The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, and The Erotic Awakening of S.

"Hercules! The cyclops stole my clothes!" ;-* :agesilaus:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

"Hercules! The cyclops stole my clothes!" ;-* :agesilaus:


IMJack, can we trade? I don't trust these guys.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

"Hercules! The cyclops stole my clothes!" ;-* :agesilaus:

Yeahhhhhh, they'll do that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

"Hercules! The cyclops stole my clothes!" ;-* :agesilaus:

The senile old fool! :lol:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

The senile old fool! :lol:

That's it

Biiiiiiiiig smiles

Eeeeeeveryone's happy

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

Latex... con-dome. Boy I'd sure like to live in one of those!

...a bottle of Old Harper, a box of panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. You know what? Make it two

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

That's it

Biiiiiiiiig smiles

Eeeeeeveryone's happy

:) Get help, love. Call Interpol. Get me a hacksaw. Anything.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

:) Get help, love. Call Interpol. Get me a hacksaw. Anything.

Sweet dreams, IMJack :twisted:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

The senile old fool! :lol:

Hey, hey, I may be senile and old, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Do over Ham posted:

Hey, hey, I may be senile and old, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, hey, I may be senile and old, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?

Senile, old, fool, a communist... but Do over Ham is not a porn star!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

DizzyBum posted:

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

You take an ordinary bedsheet, wrap it around like this...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

Senile, old, fool, a communist... but Do over Ham is not a porn star!

Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters The Thread Quoters.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters The Thread Quoters.

You, a Moderator? This is the greatest forum in the world! We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming Moderator! Now, quit yer daydreaming, melonhead!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters The Thread Quoters.

Who controls the FYAD crown?
Who keeps the archive servers down?
We-do, we-do!

Who keeps YOSPOS off the maps?
Who keeps VEGETA under wraps?
We-do, we-do!

Who keeps back Auto-Insanity's car?
Who makes the Moderators, a star?
We-do, we-do!

Who robs Dope Threads of their sight?
Who rigs every Goon Meet night?
We-do, we-dooooooo!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters The Thread Quoters.

Well sir, treason season started early this year as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man TMMadman.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Those goons looked deep within my heart and assigned me an avatar based on the date I registered my account.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Who controls the FYAD crown?
Who keeps the archive servers down?
We-do, we-do!

Who keeps YOSPOS off the maps?
Who keeps VEGETA under wraps?
We-do, we-do!

Who keeps back Auto-Insanity's car?
Who makes the Moderators, a star?
We-do, we-do!

Who robs Dope Threads of their sight?
Who rigs every Goon Meet night?
We-do, we-dooooooo!

Mr. Seagoon, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in SomethingAwful history.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

York_M_Chan posted:

Mr. Seagoon, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in SomethingAwful history.

Do these sound like the actions of a goon who has had all he could quote? :smug:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Well sir, treason season started early this year as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man TMMadman.

Nothing but transparent toadying.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Nothing but transparent toadying.

I will not suffer your insubordination! There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying, Madman! And you will fall into line, now!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Who controls the FYAD crown?
Who keeps the archive servers down?
We-do, we-do!

Who keeps YOSPOS off the maps?
Who keeps VEGETA under wraps?
We-do, we-do!

Who keeps back Auto-Insanity's car?
Who makes the Moderators, a star?
We-do, we-do!

Who robs Dope Threads of their sight?
Who rigs every Goon Meet night?
We-do, we-dooooooo!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Those goons looked deep within my heart and assigned me an avatar based on the date I registered my account.

Come on son, let's go shitpost in a GBS Thread..... :shobon:

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

DizzyBum posted:

Bacon? Ham?? Pork chops???

Oh suuuuure, DizzyBum. A magical animal.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Come on son, let's go shitpost in a GBS Thread..... :shobon:

This is a crud post! It belongs in a crud subforum!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

This is a crud post! It belongs in a crud subforum!

Well of course the subforum will look bad if you only focus on the posts and the crud.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

Well of course the subforum will look bad if you only focus on the posts and the crud.


:toughguy: Keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back! :toughguy:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Committee for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters The Thread Quoters.

Quiet TMMadman, or I will bust you down to Thread Quoter so fast your head will spin. :cop:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Do over Ham posted:

Quiet TMMadman, or I will bust you down to Thread Quoter so fast your head will spin. :cop:

Can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Remove the quote of shame!

Attach the quote... of triumph!

Neddy Seagoon fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jan 20, 2016

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Skeesix posted:

That's it

Biiiiiiiiig smiles

Eeeeeeveryone's happy

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015




“Okay, everyone, we need big smiles out there, so line up for dimpling. Now, this may hurt a lot . . . what am I saying, ‘may’?”

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.



Oh, it's beautiful. oh, oh, let's put The Nastier Nate's beautiful drawing up on the fridge.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

CatchrNdRy posted:

Oh, it's beautiful. oh, oh, let's put The Nastier Nate's beautiful drawing up on the fridge.

AHH! BURN IT! BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!! :negative:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DarklyDreaming posted:

AHH! BURN IT! BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!! :negative:

Hey! You're the goons that didn't like our quoting. When you get to hell, tell 'em Hammy sent you. :tfrxmas:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



DarklyDreaming posted:

AHH! BURN IT! BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!! :negative:

Ahh, you've done grand, laddie. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm posted:

Ahh, you've done grand, laddie. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!




Fruitcake. :colbert:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:




Fruitcake. :colbert:

:rolleyes: Yeah, right, buddy. "Liquor store robbery, officer down." And I'm Edward G. Robinson. Nyaa.

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Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

:rolleyes: Yeah, right, buddy. "Liquor store robbery, officer down." And I'm Edward G. Robinson. Nyaa.

Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court.

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