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ShadowHawk posted:The app secretly detects how expensive your phone is and uses that as a filtering signal for premium members
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 05:33 |
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mishaq posted:i sometimes wanna feel bad for echis wife but then i remember she chose to marry him wtf bro should we feel bad for your wife
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 05:40 |
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lol if you think someone would date me let alone marry me
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 05:42 |
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I've been married since before dating apps were a thing so all I know about them is second hand accounts. based on this knowledge, I recommend an app that has your friend's wife set you up with one of her coworkers.
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:01 |
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echinopsis posted:wtf bro
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:26 |
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The Management posted:I've been married since before dating apps were a thing so all I know about them is second hand accounts. same but fuckin around on them is an enlightening experience men and women have such diametrically different experiences of the game its idk like, night and day mishaq posted:lol if you think someone would date me let alone marry me so shut the gently caress up man!
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:41 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 07:20 |
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the app costs $10 but you can only receive messages if you pay 10 more adding your pic costs another 5
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 13:42 |
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no ugly fat women
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 14:06 |
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open a dating forum in sa. like craigslist for elite people who can afford to pay 10 dollars
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 15:02 |
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Sweevo posted:there needs to be an algorithm that detects when women have pictures of horses in their profile, and then puts a warning icon next to them so that sane people know not to bother MALE SHOEGAZE posted:make it so that 99% of first messages to female users are discarded, so that women on the site feel like they're not desirable. you know, like they're just kinda being ignored by the men neggr
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 00:18 |
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it would really take off in the south
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 00:28 |
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Valeyard posted:it would really take off in the south no i don't think something called "neggr" will ever be fully accepted in the south.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 04:32 |
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carry on then posted:upon being accepted, you will be assigned a personal "love concierge" who will work with other concierges to set up power lunch dates at trendy downtown restaurants that fit both of your busy executive schedules matchmakers exist tho
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 06:31 |
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:the app costs $10 but you can only receive messages if you pay 10 more match.com
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 06:32 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 07:32 |
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I would make the autistic nerd to whale dating app. and the rich nerd to cold gold digger app
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 12:16 |
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Maximum Leader posted:I would make the autistic nerd to whale dating app. isn't that what current dating apps are?
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 12:24 |
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i loled at "weather you can count on"
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 14:04 |
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du -hast posted:somebody post the crip eatin bread guide to dating apps with a php script or w/e sup
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 16:34 |
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BooLoo posted:paging crip eating bread to this thread, paging crip eating bread quote:Sup, CRIP EATIN BREAD here, and I have some tips that will help you get some curvy gamer girls or even someone stupid enough to actually meet you.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 16:35 |
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just loving talk to people for christ sake
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 16:48 |
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this doesn't sound like a successful formula for finding true love. unless that love is between two AI dating scripts that encounter each other.
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 16:53 |
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The Puppet Master posted:just loving talk to people for christ sake also take up hiking and running marathons, e/n says that's p important
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 17:18 |
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a dating app that punishes you for spending time away from other people and eventually trains you to find someone yourself
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:24 |
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a dating app that detects when you are mean to people and then puts you in the meanie pool
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:25 |
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the guys version of the app is timegated and you spend half the time watching ads unless you refer a woman
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# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:33 |
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charge for each message sent. pay the recipient to view the messages. have a dynamic market rate based on the number of messages send and received.
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# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:39 |
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suffix posted:please don't spoil the the piņa colada song also the babushka song
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# ? Jan 20, 2016 13:36 |
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carry on then posted:part of the application process is to submit documentation that your net worth is >= $1,000,000 this but no documentation step, the app just costs a thousand dollars
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# ? Jan 20, 2016 19:38 |
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dating app where you're guaranteed a positive response, but it's $350 per message
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# ? Jan 20, 2016 19:41 |
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pair useless whores with guys willing to spend cash for a gently caress. its gonna be the uber of disrupting anti-prostitution laws.
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# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:11 |
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Maximum Leader posted:pair useless whores with guys willing to spend cash for a gently caress. its gonna be the uber of disrupting anti-prostitution laws. golddg.gr
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# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:21 |
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an app that matches fedora-wearing m'lady dorks with desperate fat women, thus keeping both away from normal dating sites
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# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:26 |
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think grindr but with bitcoins
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 00:26 |
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Migishu posted:think grindr Migishu posted:
oh holy poo poo lol
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 00:43 |
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Migishu posted:think grindr betr
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 04:50 |
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BooLoo posted:betr hodlr
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 04:52 |
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the app will be called "and chill", where people get together for some passive entertainment and awkward groping on your parents' couch. list all the services you have (Netflix, Hulu, consoles, porn, etc) or search for what you want to watch (ex: game of thrones binge marathon). options include bringing the liquor or weed.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 05:03 |
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it comes with a thing that goes on your dilz or clit and then it shows u pictures of people and random fetishes and stuff and it can tell what turns u on so then u get matched with other perverts who got aroused at the same thing
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