Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Fereydun posted:

taskmaster isn't in that cover which is loving insane because it has forbrush man
also he's in the actual issue in a ministory at the end i guess

I can't remember, is he maybe in the section covered by the title? I know there's more people up there.

Also, the Marvel writers/artists/etc. in the lower left corner.

Hey, random Google for funny comic panel provides...

Maybe Spidey needs to be hauling a bucket of Popeye's to his fightes?

Ygolonac fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Jan 19, 2016

# ? Jan 19, 2016 11:00

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# ? May 8, 2024 16:13

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
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Children of the Corn

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Fereydun posted:

taskmaster isn't in that cover which is loving insane because it has forbrush man
also he's in the actual issue in a ministory at the end i guess

Yeah, he went incognito to Wade's bachelor party.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 11:08

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Fereydun posted:

taskmaster isn't in that cover which is loving insane because it has forbrush man
also he's in the actual issue in a ministory at the end i guess

He's taking the photo.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 11:34

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

That's actually Taskmaster up front with the American tie, he just has his mask off.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 11:55

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Discendo Vox posted:

He's taking the photo.

He watched Peter Parker's photography technique, and forgot how to how to hold his farts in. Now the other rogues call him AssBlaster behind his back.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 11:58

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I think that's actually supposed to be the top of Taskmaster's cowl right above the P in the title, so I guess they covered him up.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 16:54

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Fereydun posted:

taskmaster isn't in that cover which is loving insane because it has forbrush man
also he's in the actual issue in a ministory at the end i guess

awww, they even invited Man Thing and Dormammu!

...I can't seem to locate MODOK, though.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 17:22

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

theflyingorc posted:

awww, they even invited Man Thing and Dormammu!

...I can't seem to locate MODOK, though.

You do not invite MODOK to any wedding. He has a huge head and is prone to getting drunk and his brain is his weapon and he desires to destroy!

See?

# ? Jan 19, 2016 18:32

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Fereydun posted:

taskmaster isn't in that cover which is loving insane because it has forbrush man
also he's in the actual issue in a ministory at the end i guess

Variant:

# ? Jan 19, 2016 18:36

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

From the looks of it no villainous characters were invited to the wedding. Fing Fang Foom is staring in from outside and Evil Deadpool is popping up in the corner but isn't meant to be there from the reaction of one of the writers, but that's it.

Depending on who's being looked at the guy being mistaken for Dormammu is either the Jim Hammond human torch, Ghost Rider or that dude from the Imperial Guard that no-one knows the name of without looking it up on wikipedia. No-one even pretend they knew that his name was Starbolt, you filthy liars.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 18:50

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Ferrule posted:

Variant:

Inviting T-Ray, Typhoid Mary and Sabretooth to your wedding. All bad decisions for different reasons.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 18:58

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Gavok posted:

Inviting T-Ray, Typhoid Mary and Sabretooth to your wedding. All bad decisions for different reasons.

But Bullseye's OK?!

# ? Jan 19, 2016 19:22

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Galactus at the buffet line: "I hunger...for more prime rib."

# ? Jan 19, 2016 19:30

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Ferrule posted:

Galactus at the buffet line: "I hunger...for more prime rib."

"I am not amused by your fun sized Mars bars and Milky Ways."

# ? Jan 19, 2016 19:35

Metalshark: Feb 4, 2013; The seagull is essential.

Ferrule posted:

Variant:

Who is the blue lady in the black dress? Just curious, the only Deadpool I've read are the Utopia X-Men crossover issues and I'm halfway through Cable & Deadpool.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 19:43

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Metalshark posted:

Who is the blue lady in the black dress? Just curious, the only Deadpool I've read are the Utopia X-Men crossover issues and I'm halfway through Cable & Deadpool.

Vanessa, who's a shapeshifter and his girlfriend in like the 90's. Pay back to the thread by offering a funny comic book panel in return.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 19:57

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

This face looks less placid and serene than encountering huge anal probe

# ? Jan 19, 2016 20:16

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Gaz-L posted:

But Bullseye's OK?!

Deadpool and Bullseye are as close to friends as you can be with a sociopath and a lunatic that haven't been on the same side of morality for over a decade.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 20:49

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ? Jan 19, 2016 21:05

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Clean (no title or other text) cover

Click for much bigger

Marvel announcement with low-res numbered/uncolored image and listing of everyone.

Krakoa is having a good time looking up Domino's and Siryn's dresses. :pervert:

# ? Jan 19, 2016 21:33

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

All I want to know is, why is Paul F Tompkins there?

# ? Jan 19, 2016 21:51

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

All I want to know is, why is Paul F Tompkins there?

Open bar.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:31

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Ferrule posted:

Variant:

You may now present the ring!

*Doctor Bong starts ringing violently*

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:37

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Ygolonac posted:

Clean (no title or other text) cover

Click for much bigger

Marvel announcement with low-res numbered/uncolored image and listing of everyone.

Krakoa is having a good time looking up Domino's and Siryn's dresses.

Thanks for this. It was bugging me that I couldn't find Scarlet Spider.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:46

Alacron: Feb 15, 2007; -->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh; Fun Shoe

Normally it's hard to post manga in these threads since they don't really work without context, but I always thought this exchange was pretty great.

Moon comic so read it right-to-left.

Shokugeki no Souma chapter 19

# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:29

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Ygolonac posted:

Clean (no title or other text) cover

Click for much bigger

Marvel announcement with low-res numbered/uncolored image and listing of everyone.

Krakoa is having a good time looking up Domino's and Siryn's dresses.

What the hell are the Stepfords argueing about?

# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:54

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

mind the walrus posted:

I'm all for making GBS threads down Frank Miller's neck, but the dude did earn his reputation back in the day.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:06

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Gavok posted:

Inviting T-Ray, Typhoid Mary and Sabretooth to your wedding. All bad decisions for different reasons.

Wait is T-Ray even still a thing? Best I can find with google is some appearance a decade ago.

Also yeah leaving Taskmaster off of the "everyone and their mother" cover is shameful. They can remember Shi'ar whatevers, the Agents of Atlas, and freaking Gravity, but Taskmaster gets the shaft?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:14

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That's who he's marrying.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:15

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

Alacron posted:

Normally it's hard to post manga in these threads since they don't really work without context, but I always thought this exchange was pretty great.

Moon comic so read it right-to-left.

Shokugeki no Souma chapter 19

Poor Takumi, he thinks he's Vegeta but he's actually Yamcha.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:21

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

mind the walrus posted:

Wait is T-Ray even still a thing? Best I can find with google is some appearance a decade ago.

T-Ray showed up a couple times in Cable/Deadpool (where he was used sort of well) and then in Way's Deadpool run (where he was not used well at all). He hasn't appeared in the Duggan run, and Duggan's even mentioned that he won't be using him at all, but he did get namedropped in a pretty important moment.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 01:09

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I think my favorite detail on the picture is Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur deliberately freaking Alpha Flight the hell out.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 03:26

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Ygolonac posted:

Clean (no title or other text) cover

Click for much bigger

Marvel announcement with low-res numbered/uncolored image and listing of everyone.

Krakoa is having a good time looking up Domino's and Siryn's dresses.

I can't tell since it's Deadpool, are the kids/others in Fantastic Four uniforms numbered 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, 14, 15 a gag, or are they doing that these days?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 04:15

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Bruceski posted:

I can't tell since it's Deadpool, are the kids/others in Fantastic Four uniforms numbered 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, 14, 15 a gag, or are they doing that these days?

The Future Foundation numbers their uniforms like that.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 04:17

WaywardWoodwose: May 19, 2008; The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

I'm surprised the knock off North Korean X-Men weren't invited.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 06:25

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Injustice: Gods Among Us Year Five #5

Bizarro is an unfinished, escaped Superman clone Lex Luthor created. He ends up in Germany, all confused. An old man recognizes him as Superman and takes him in.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 06:56

Clamknuckle: Sep 7, 2006; Groovy

Ygolonac posted:

Clean (no title or other text) cover

Click for much bigger

Marvel announcement with low-res numbered/uncolored image and listing of everyone.

Krakoa is having a good time looking up Domino's and Siryn's dresses.

Two questions. 1. Who is the Thing with a woman's head? 2. Why does the old uniform wearing Daredevil have Wolverines mask on?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 06:58

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Clamknuckle posted:

Who is the Thing with a woman's head?

Darla Deering from Matt Fraction/Mike Allred's FF.

The F4 were going on a mission into space and had to pick relief members, and at the last minute Johnny Storm stuck his pop-star girlfriend in a Thing suit.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:02

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

Clamknuckle posted:

2. Why does the old uniform wearing Daredevil have Wolverines mask on?

That's D-Man.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:12

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# ? May 8, 2024 16:13

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Clamknuckle posted:

2. Why does the old uniform wearing Daredevil have Wolverines mask on?

Because Demolition Man is a fan, man.

Captain America #328

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:21

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