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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Bravo on the new thread title.

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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Today marks the death of the American Dream

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




Poor Doobie, the man always trying to put him down

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

Vincent Van Goat posted:

Poor Doobie, the man always trying to put him down

more like black lady hacker funeral directors keepin him down.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
Bad Froggers win!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

CrashCat posted:

Or he got tired of Doobie guilt tripping basically the entire loving town into eating his overpriced poo poo instead of going to Jack's

or Doobie is lying like usual and actually ran out of money.

Not sure why that wasn't my first thought.

Programmer Humor
Nov 27, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Sell the movie rights to Hollywood, Doobie.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
the multitude of doobie threads have produced some good and funny artwork and photoshops and rap music

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Gonna eat a hot dog with melted cheese on saturday

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:



How right you were, Tasha.

Way to twist the knife. Stone Cold.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
This was all a scam for doob to swindle out money, where is the auto shop located?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Chill la Chill posted:

Gonna eat a hot dog with melted cheese on saturday

its not a faithful recreation unless the cheese is not melted and the mustard is slopplily appliesd

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




A Neurotic Jew posted:

I call bullshit on the funeral home initiating talks with the landlord. The landlord was probably weirded out by his land turning into some gay automotive factory thoughtlessly combined with a hotdog stand that sells bags of chicken by the pound soon before going rancid. He probably went out of his way looking for someone to sell it to.

I don't remember the doghouse having a filthy trench in the middle.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

In 2 years Doobie never took responsibility for anything that happened in his restaurant.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBrY3-w3MBM

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Chill la Chill posted:

Gonna eat a hot dog with melted cheese on saturday

Epic same, gonna have hotdogs for dinner tonight and pour out a coke (in the bottle) for my dead homie

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
The doob is dead, long live the doob

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


bradzilla posted:

Doob doesn'tdidn't sell pizza idiot
though the pizza place nearby that opened the same time is doing just fine, unlike doob

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Berious posted:

Epic same, gonna have hotdogs for dinner tonight and pour out a coke (in the bottle) for my dead homie

Ice cold, brah. ice cold. :unsmith:

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:

In 2 years Doobie never took responsibility for anything that happened in his restaurant.

Not even the restaurant closing, haha.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Angela Christine posted:

I don't remember the doghouse having a filthy trench in the middle.



It had to be his scheme all along.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:

In 2 years Doobie never took responsibility for anything that happened in his restaurant.

"We are only 6 months back in paying rent but that drat funeral home promising to actually pay on time is stealing our building"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Goid bless

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

I'm be the first one to make a corpse sausage joke?

Gonna make it a juicy one

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
some classic doobie facebook posts for nostalgia






CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Boinks posted:

Not even the restaurant closing, haha.
Not even the possibility of moving it



:allears:

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
So that funeral home is probably the company my dad is a manager for

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Raku posted:

So that funeral home is probably the company my dad is a manager for

The baddest of froggers

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Soon was bulldozed and cemented below the parking lot. Posting to face book while he can

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

tomstuart posted:

some classic doobie facebook posts for nostalgia
Fake Doobie posts are considerably less funny than real ones.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

CrashCat posted:

Not even the possibility of moving it



:allears:

I'm sure that, assuming he isn't just flat broke at this point (a distinct possibility), he could move but does not want to move and would rather just throw in the towel. It's a face saving maneuver.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Tenzarin posted:

Soon was bulldozed and cemented below the parking lot. Posting to face book while he can
As they rolled over his rocky tomb they asked Doob one last time to leave the premises or be buried alive. He said "okay thanks" and stayed right there, for eternity

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Cromulent posted:

Fake Doobie posts are considerably less funny than real ones.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Angela Christine posted:

I don't remember the doghouse having a filthy trench in the middle.

That's the grease trap.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Angela Christine posted:

I don't remember the doghouse having a filthy trench in the middle.

Don't talk about Tasha like that.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
They're gonna pave paradise, to put up a parking lot :(

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Raku posted:

So that funeral home is probably the company my dad is a manager for

Please elaborate.

I guess Doobie's not making this up then.

Maybe you can ask your dad to reconsider, you know...to keep the laughs rolling.

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


As the building is razed to make way for a real building with real wall studs and safety, the greasy kid across the street in the Shell station smiles the last schadenfreude smile he will get out of anyone daring to usurp his lands of sodium and hog anus.

https://youtu.be/y-JmZ9ADhYg

You'll be with Tupac now, doobdogs

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