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mcmagic posted:What time is this glorious shitshow supposed to start? Five minutes ago.
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PleasingFungus posted:jeb bush is the heir to a mighty political dynasty, and he's being trumped by an stubby-fingered reality-show star slash clown. he's a man who carries tiny plastic turtles in his pockets. he literally calls himself John Ellis Bush Bush. how do you gently caress up making jokes about this man not sir guv, but b'god me an the boys'll find a way to make this unfunny yet
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Are they really playing Sympathy for the Devil? lol
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the lads an me are settlin' in for a long night of chanting "cuck" while staring at a picture of jeb
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I don't think the attacks on Colombia Bush are cool at all but good lord is the juxtaposition of her and Jeb is jarring Also the whole big body-tiny legs thing isn't uncommon to see in really rural areas (in Indiana at least) and I assumed it was a combination of poor diet and little to no activity. I can't imagine she's malnourished given her last name, and apparently she's active in the community so maybe I'm wrong? Basically she's just continuing the trend of Republicans skipping leg day, which is the worst thing you could possibly do
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PleasingFungus posted:jeb bush is the heir to a mighty political dynasty, and he's being trumped by an stubby-fingered reality-show star slash clown. he's a man who carries tiny plastic turtles in his pockets. he literally calls himself John Ellis Bush Bush. how do you gently caress up making jokes about this man I cannot make fun of him for carrying tiny plastic turtles in his pockets for I too carry them.
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Mike Murphy is salty through proxy here:
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Who knows? not me We never lost control You're face to face With the Man who Sold the World
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Darkman Fanpage posted:I cannot make fun of him for carrying tiny plastic turtles in his pockets for I too carry them. No joke the turtle is my favorite animal so this endears me to Jeb!, or would if I wasn't certain he liked them for a really dumb and reprehensible reason
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lmao the CSPAN stream is playing Sympathy for the Devil now
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If Trump was smart he'd keep this short, take a bunch of photos, then pack Palin back off to Alaska for the remainder of the campaign, every time she's been in front of a camera since the '08 RNC she either says something hilariously stupid or descends into Xanax-addled word salad.
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mcmagic posted:Are they really playing Sympathy for the Devil? lol On the other channel they're doing the Public Domain "Shattered" ripoff "Tattered"
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Epic High Five posted:I don't think the attacks on Colombia Bush are cool at all but good lord is the juxtaposition of her and Jeb is jarring Most likely a result of undernourishment in her youth. Her father was a migrant worker who left the family when she was a toddler. She met Jeb! when she was 16, living in a small village in Mexico. If you don't get enough food during your prime growth years you can't just make up for it by bingeing in your twenties.
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You Can't Always Get What You Want (but today we did)
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CNN playing the "I like people who weren't captured!" clip. Man, good times.
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Rocks posted:Well, it's all confirmed now:
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DynamicSloth posted:If Trump was smart he'd keep this short take a bunch of photos then pack Palin back off to Alaska for the remainder of the campaign, every time she's been in front of a camera since the '08 RNC she either says something hilariously stupid or descends into Xanax-addled word salad. gently caress that, she gets eyeballs. he should put her way out in the front of his campaign and just soak up all the attention forever. hes already shown the ability to drink bad press and convert it to polling bumps with his own liver, why stop now.
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is the trump youtube stream just a stream of the abcnews stream? lmao
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Is this loving Disco?
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Jewel Repetition posted:They're brown and it's funny. They aren't brown though, that's not how photographs work
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paranoid randroid posted:gently caress that, she gets eyeballs. he should put her way out in the front of his campaign and just soak up all the attention forever. hes already shown the ability to drink bad press and convert it to polling bumps with his own liver, why stop now. She doesn't really get that many eyeballs any more, FoxNews just cut back her contract.
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Epic High Five posted:I don't think the attacks on Colombia Bush are cool at all but good lord is the juxtaposition of her and Jeb is jarring
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"He's a strong leader like John Wayne" This should be the motto of every republican.
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Mitt Romney posted:This lady is a horrible speaker.
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if donald trump wants to gently caress his daughter then this lady definitely wants to gently caress her dad
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are you guys ready for the voting....... caucuses??
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