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'Cause now the Doob is all mine, can't live without the dogs from those you love. I know I can't forget Gee Bee Ess, I can't forget coke and fries and because of that it's killing me inside. Now with sadness in my heart feel the best thing I can Doob is end it all and leave Reform, Alabama. What's done is done it feels so sad what once was hotdogs now is dead. I'll never cook again my world is ending.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Also you guys think he had a long term lease? I'd wager it was month to month at best. I'd wager his landlord is kicking him out due to consistent non/late payment of rent.
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fuctifino posted:I'd wager his landlord is kicking him out due to consistent non/late payment of rent.  His checks bouncing in the greatest of all irony.
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Microwaves Mom posted:
Made from the same rubber as his hotdogs.
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SCENE - EXT. HWY 92 - Dusk It is Doobie's Dog House's last day of business. Claude "Doobie" Anderson leans against the front door of his establishment, waiting for the last customer. In the distance, Natasha, Doobie's wife, approaches and walks down the highway. Doobie waits patiently. Natasha walks past Doobie without even looking at him and enters the Subway across the street. Doobie takes out a cigarette and sighs. THE END. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94SkxSjC91U
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On Doobie's last day he will honor all bad checks, stolen credit cards and photocopied bills.
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If this entire saga is a testament to anything it's that any "funny" goon-created script, poem, song, or noir-style short stories exist for no other reason than to be scrolled past
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Lemmy, David, Alan, Doobie.... gently caress 2016
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 roll tide edit: roll it more Dely Apple fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jan 20, 2016 |
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The hotdogs will always live on in our hearts.
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SaltLick posted:Was the Something Sensitive interview with doobie fake or real He didn't use no spreadsheets
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mods, close this thread and replace every post with this.
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did anyone else notice that the doobie saga took place between bama national championships He was a hero when the people of alabama needed one
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doobie is my favorite something awful success story
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Friends, I need a crying Jordan version of Sammy
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It finally happened. Yes. The Doobpocalypse is upon us.
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Raku posted:Friends, I need a crying Jordan version of Sammy 
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oh holky gently caress
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Wait seriously what's the joke in that pic?
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Bold Robot posted:Wait seriously what's the joke in that pic? The original is a hipster douchebag in front of an apple store after Jobs died, I think.
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Bold Robot posted:Wait seriously what's the joke in that pic? Doobie would take pics of his customers to prove to goons he had some. They always had a look on their faces of "why are you taking my pic?" That guy is such a customer. He's photoshopped over an insufferable brat crying outside an Apple store over the loss of Steve Jobs i just explained a joke on the internet
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alright i'm actually reading the original doobie thread anyone know wher things turn pagewise? there's only so many times i can read about people being wrongfullye xcited about 20 bux
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social vegan posted:alright i'm actually reading the original doobie thread anyone know wher things turn pagewise? there's only so many times i can read about people being wrongfullye xcited about 20 bux
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OctoberBlues posted:The original is a hipster douchebag in front of an apple store after Jobs died, I think. Madcosby posted:Doobie would take pics of his customers to prove to goons he had some. They always had a look on their faces of "why are you taking my pic?" Thanks. Mike I know of course but the second part I hadn't seen before.  social vegan posted:alright i'm actually reading the original doobie thread anyone know wher things turn pagewise? there's only so many times i can read about people being wrongfullye xcited about 20 bux It's when all the Stone Colds show up, no?
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It is incredibly funny to me that several idiot mods fought tooth and nail against all reason (and comprehension) to shut down doobie threads and drive the subject from the forums. Then within a few months of them making fools of themselves and getting de-moded, Doobie just goes and closes the shack on his own (under... ahem... doobious pretenses). And a cool mod that people actually like gets to preside over the closing chapter with humor.
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"Tell me about the frogs Doobie."
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Chomp8645 posted:It is incredibly funny to me that several idiot mods fought tooth and nail against all reason (and comprehension) to shut down doobie threads and drive the subject from the forums. Then within a few months of them making fools of themselves and getting de-moded, Doobie just goes and closes the shack on his own (under... ahem... doobious pretenses). And a cool mod that people actually like gets to preside over the closing chapter with humor. ill never understand why mods hated the doobz, especially considering it was one of their perverted number that basically created him
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The Pi dude posted:"Tell me about the frogs Doobie." do you have him behind a shed with a gun to his head?
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Blue Raider posted:ill never understand why mods hated the doobz, especially considering it was one of their perverted number that basically created him But enough about me
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Chomp8645 posted:It is incredibly funny to me that several idiot mods fought tooth and nail against all reason (and comprehension) to shut down doobie threads and drive the subject from the forums. Then within a few months of them making fools of themselves and getting de-moded, Doobie just goes and closes the shack on his own (under... ahem... doobious pretenses). And a cool mod that people actually like gets to preside over the closing chapter with humor. who was the other mod besides spanish manlove who kept talking about closing the thread because of a psychological experiment or whatever? I forget. also why was spanish manlove demodded?
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gbaby posted:loved the doobie saga god bless you doobie 
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Doobie should fortify his hot dog bunker and go out in a blaze of glory when the bank comes.
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It looks like the Family Dollar in Reform is hiring, the Doobster may land on his feet yet.
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