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does no one have the hotdog and boner pic saved? That's a crime if its gone.
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Germstore posted:Doobie is blazing new trails in the dining industry. Usually you expect the a la carte items to be more expensive than the meals, but not at Doobies. This makes me wonder if he calculated the costs of the meals by setting the prices of individual items first and then just adding them together
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Heath posted:This makes me wonder if he calculated the costs of the meals by setting the prices of individual items first and then just adding them together I think doobie when he picked up donuts from like the 7-11 or gas station marked them up by a dollar each.
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Surely there is some law that says a landlord just can't go "hey doobers, you are out at the end of the week!" you'd think he'd get a bit more advanced notice than that Can't even fathom it.... a bulldozer just toppling the hotdog bunker in one go as an asphalt truck follows it and paves over it in instantly- doobie's dog house gone forever. In some ways it's a perfectly fitting and poetic; Doobie's Dog House was ended by evil neighboring funeral homes demanding a massive parking lot like some sort of megahighway eminent domain project except much stupider. Odysseus the Wise will no longer have to inspect the bunker. Black Lady Hacker probably sent a phoney email saying the boss demanded a big parking lot, looks like she won after all. Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 20, 2016 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Surely there is some law that says a landlord just can't go "hey doobers, you are out at the end of the week!" you'd think he'd get a bit more advanced notice than that He hasn't got notice at all yet. He's choosing to close because he's found out that the landlord wants to sell the building and someone is interested in buying it. The sale could fall through or take months to complete. Doobie's choosing to close right away - he's not being forced to.
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Lolie posted:He hasn't got notice at all yet. He's choosing to close because he's found out that the landlord wants to sell the building and someone is interested in buying it. The sale could fall through or take months to complete. Doobie's choosing to close right away - he's not being forced to. alternate explanation: the doobz lease is 100% under the loving table
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Blue Raider posted:alternate explanation: the doobz lease is 100% under the loving table This would be really funny and also believable.
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Jan 20, 2016 04:58
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gbaby posted:loved the doobie saga god bless you doobie LOVE WINS! *CALLS EMPLOYERS OF THEM GAYS*
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Jan 20, 2016 05:01
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Blue Raider posted:alternate explanation: the doobz lease is 100% under the loving table It's definitely not a standard commercial lease. In the early threads Doobie was pissed off about what the landlord was and wasn't providing and also about possible rent increases. In commercial leases all of that poo poo is spelled out. Could absolutely be under the table as I seem to recall the rent was a laughably low amount, but it's just as likely the landlord rented it out for whatever he could get while hoping a buyer would come along and wrote off losses against his tax. Small towns usually have an oversupply of vacant shopfronts and they can stay empty for years. Doob's own fault that he didn't get renewal options but I think he wanted to bail anyway so is glad to not be saddled with a lease for the place.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:02
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Maybe Doobie will get a job as a package deliveryman. After all, dsl runs in his family
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Jan 20, 2016 05:05
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Maybe he can get a management job at a fast food place with his experience.
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Someone has to make the trip to reform and have the last supper of doob
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It was the best of doobie, it was the worst of doobie, it was the age of 48 wing specials, it was the age of breakfast ventures, it was the epoch of the vent hood, it was the epoch of the car garage, it was the season of the bad froggers, it was the season of the gay black hacker, it was the kickstarter of hope, it was the megathread of despair, we had Fries. piled high before us, we had Tasha's Big Stacks of nothing before us, we were all going direct to Reform, Alabama, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the end of the doobie dog house saga came so far from the christmas present saga, that some of its noisiest moderators insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. - Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Gives a poo poo
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Oh man this is perfect
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A Neurotic Jew posted:also why was spanish manlove demodded?
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CrashCat posted:Psychotic fuckers went after him in real life and he had to step down for his own safety, if I recall Lol what
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SaltLick posted:Lol what
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CrashCat posted:Yep, there's a reason nobody wants to mod GBS anymore, desperate nerds will come after you IRL and basically SA offers no protection whatsoever Thankfully SWBM doesn't need protection, he can fight off any crazies with his fists.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Thankfully SWBM doesn't need protection, he can fight off any crazies with his fists. SWBM employs the ultimate protection scheme: not being an insufferable twat. You can't silence this dogs bark.
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Chomp8645 posted:SWBM employs the ultimate protection scheme: not being an insufferable twat. 
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money well spent
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Door had a funeral parlor next door and always complained about a lack of food? Missed a good business opportunity imo
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Jan 20, 2016 05:50
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You'll be dyin' for doobies
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Yes truly the powers that come with being the moderator of GBS are corrupting. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, after all. Because the alternative is that SomethingAwful had..... TWO mentally unstable moderators? You know not counting the pedophile one.
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iSheep posted:You'll be dyin' for doobies yeah  gbs without doobie is going to be sooooo sad.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:53
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Doobie gettin out of the dogs and into the dead. Doobie's Dead House. FUNERALS!
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Jan 20, 2016 05:58
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goldmine requiescat in doobie
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god bless
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e: wrong loving thread. doh.
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This is art.
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fuctifino posted:"butthurt special snowflake" has 134 hits on google. Nobody uses that term. Many of the results had a comma between butthurt and special snowflake, so weren't even true hits. I hoped Sandi would have used that term before, so I went and had a look at some of the hits, and one looked promising as a comment left on this forum post.. I concur.
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fuctifino posted:"butthurt special snowflake" has 134 hits on google. Nobody uses that term. Many of the results had a comma between butthurt and special snowflake, so weren't even true hits. I hoped Sandi would have used that term before, so I went and had a look at some of the hits, and one looked promising as a comment left on this forum post.. cool, thanks for closing the case detective
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Simply stunning.
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A callback to a simpler time when Doobies Dog House and Star Citizen were one. And both of them were just promises.
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e: doh RIP DOOB. fuctifino fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jan 20, 2016 |
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Jan 20, 2016 06:13
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Does anyone have the New Yorker Doobie "now we have to use these" execution edit?
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Owned
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Chomp8645 posted:SWBM employs the ultimate protection scheme: not being an insufferable twat.
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There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant redneck of some kind who never even considered mass production. Too stupid to prosper, too rare to go bankrupt.
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Howard Beale posted:There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant redneck of some kind who never even considered mass production. Too stupid to prosper, too rare to go bankrupt. You want your slaw dogs one way. But it's the other way.
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