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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Mymla posted:

The only thing worse than people eating fish heads is people spelling Ketchup "catsup".
Catsup is what you give your cat for supper. Ketchup is tomato sauce for children.

??? why won't you eat the fish head

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Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation
It died for you! Give your food the respect it deserves. Real men look their dinner in the eye.




Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Hell yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb28IYXBi9A

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


What the gently caress is that gray poo poo?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
This discussion reminds me of the goon who tried to redo the kholodets from the show Hannibal.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663468



titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


The anchovy thread is better imo

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

This is loving sick. I'm legit gonna barf. What the gently caress. Cucumbers belong in the trash, not on real food

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

This is loving sick. I'm legit gonna barf. What the gently caress. Cucumbers belong in the trash, not on real food

That fish doesn't look pleased with the cucumbers either

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

??? why won't you eat the fish head

When you got to the part in indiana jones and the temple of doom with the monkey brains, was your reaction "aw man I'm hungry now"?

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Yeah, that jello looked pretty good.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Eponine posted:

I will go out on a limb and say that anyone who is earnestly preparing bright red cocktail weenies sauceless with what looks like hot spinach water and bloated elbow macaroni will not also have hosed up frying whole fish so that at the very least the fried skin is irrelevant.

That said, has anyone been on the receiving end of a #wifematerial meal where you have to seem genuinely into whatever horror is being served?

My mom's ex would make the nastiest food. It would usually start with simmering vegetables like okra and plantain for half a day until it was a soggy mush then adding completely random Jamaican seasonings and the smelliest seafood he could find and let that simmer for another hour or two. Our house stunk 24/7 like someone threw up on a wharf and it baked in the sun for a week all the time.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Eponine posted:

That said, has anyone been on the receiving end of a #wifematerial meal where you have to seem genuinely into whatever horror is being served?

I had a GF back in undergrad who said she'd make a big Thanksgiving dinner for us because I cooked for her all the time. We were supposed to eat at 1:00, but I went over to her place at noon to see if she needed a hand. First thing I see when I walk in is her hefting a rock-solid turkey out of the freezer :shudder:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

GrandpaPants posted:

This one looks sorta better because I can just sorta imagine it as having been made by someone who went way overboard with the tapioca in some boba dessert.

Speaking of Asian desserts, that last picture reminded me of cendol, which tastes absolutely amazing, but I always see it as being green baby eels in coconut milk.





<Googles cendol>

Would on both.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Dickey Butts posted:

Sushi master creates abomination. Would not.

https://youtu.be/vhq7j6lM_3A

I would if they skipped the cheapass cotto salami. Maybe a hard salami?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:allears: I wish we could get a banner for this thread.

e:

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cash crab posted:

:allears: I wish we could get a banner for this thread.

e:



Haaa it's so mad! Look at those angry olive eyes!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




I want a children's cooking show now.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

RandomPauI posted:

I see these sincere efforts and am reminded of this:
http://www.rifftrax.com/cooking-terms

Edit: I just realized this doesn't make as much sense if you haven't seen the start of the short. For starters, the aspiring cook decided to cream the butter by adding cream to butter.

Thanks for this, I still had some money left over from the Christmas gift certificates the guys sent out. Sold! :buddy:

Also my menu planned for this week involves a bunch of different fish and fish preparations and the last couple pages have made me hungry.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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cash crab posted:



I want a children's cooking show now.

This reminds me of a "cookbook" I wrote when I was 7; it was basically shapes arranged out of various candies and frosting, lovingly hand-drawn.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

cash crab posted:

I want a children's cooking show now.

Yes please.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

This discussion reminds me of the goon who tried to redo the kholodets from the show Hannibal.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663468





It's worth clicking the link to that thread to see everything they made, the literal blood ice cream is pretty inspired.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

cash crab posted:



I want a children's cooking show now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTVFEHZhX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoxDOMaW_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3pjP79-sJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnNlpwhRBk

Episode 3's still my favorite. Misha said the pasta with jam sauce is the worst thing he's ever eaten. :allears:

Sleeveless posted:

It's worth clicking the link to that thread to see everything they made, the literal blood ice cream is pretty inspired.

I loved that thread, the creativity is amazing.

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Otana posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTVFEHZhX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoxDOMaW_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3pjP79-sJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnNlpwhRBk

Episode 3's still my favorite. I asked Misha later and he said the pasta with jam sauce is the worst thing he's ever eaten. :allears:


I loved that thread, the creativity is amazing.

These are all pro clicks fyi

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:



I want a children's cooking show now.

That kid completely buttered two pieces of bread and placed every single one of those items in a row item by item and then served them to their parent. The amount of effort and concentration that takes for a four year old means I would probably be totally forced by parent code to eat both slices

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Aesop Poprock posted:

That kid completely buttered two pieces of bread and placed every single one of those items in a row item by item and then served them to their parent. The amount of effort and concentration that takes for a four year old means I would probably be totally forced by parent code to eat both slices

That, and they're watching you to make sure you're actually gonna eat it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aesop Poprock posted:

That kid completely buttered two pieces of bread and placed every single one of those items in a row item by item and then served them to their parent. The amount of effort and concentration that takes for a four year old means I would probably be totally forced by parent code to eat both slices

Would still eat before a bunch of the poo poo made by supposed adults in this thread.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I have been having a very, very bad day and this makes up for it. Incredible.

e: Oh, Lord, I just got to the jam, I am loving dying.

"How much tomato sauce are we using?"
"So many."

Aesop Poprock posted:

That kid completely buttered two pieces of bread and placed every single one of those items in a row item by item and then served them to their parent. The amount of effort and concentration that takes for a four year old means I would probably be totally forced by parent code to eat both slices

I'm sure I told you guys this, but I made my mom some weird toast spread when I was little, and it had like, marmalade and salsa and chocolate in it, plus some other stuff and she spooned out bits of it every day to make it look like she was eating it.

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I'm late to the party but I would guess the girl with the red sausages and fried whole fish is Filipino. I used to eat similar looking stuff in the back of a little Asian grocery when my buddy was dating a Filipino girl. I believe the sausages are longaniza. I even got to cook them once. There's some strange method of telling when they're finished cooking - something to do with the amount of liquid they squirt when you poke them? The fish looks crazy but can be very tasty! Thanks for bringing back the memory :)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

I'm sure I told you guys this, but I made my mom some weird toast spread when I was little, and it had like, marmalade and salsa and chocolate in it, plus some other stuff and she spooned out bits of it every day to make it look like she was eating it.

Ok yeah that's where I'd draw the line of actually eating it

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I have just learned first-hand that eating pretzels with sauerkraut is not good if you don't have an extra tall glass of your favorite beverage on hand.

Anyway, CONTENT!





















Does this count as AFP? I feel like it should.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Yeesh.



^^: Sorry about source, assuming you guys go on there.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Are those green tea KitKats around the rim? Would so hard.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Aesop Poprock posted:

The amount of effort and concentration that takes for a four year old means I would probably be totally forced by parent code to eat both slices

That looks so good I'd have to save half for the other parent.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


My sissy stomach would be in so much pain from this, but would anyway. It's only a couple hours suffering.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Misha Collins is the fuckin' best and single-handedly makes up for the entire Supernatural fandom.



Thread relevant: Him wearing a suit made out of cheese.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Mymla posted:

When you got to the part in indiana jones and the temple of doom with the monkey brains, was your reaction "aw man I'm hungry now"?

yes?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Also DINNER is served. My Yours Truly.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


titties posted:

Smelt can be eaten whole, this is known. You may have catsup on them, this is the only time you can have catsup with your fish.
Sardines were already mentioned, but canned tuna or salmon with tomato sauce on toast is also pretty great.

Hirayuki posted:

What the gently caress is that gray poo poo?
The bench, as seen through a thin film of melted cheese?

If that's butter, why is it white?

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dienes posted:

Are those green tea KitKats around the rim? Would so hard.

At first I thought it was some sort of hardened wasabi and I disagreed, but now that you're bringing this to my attention...

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