Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

Popelmon posted:

Why didn't you post this beauty?



I didn't think gore photos were allowed.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Fart Amplifier
Apr 12, 2003

Google Deep Nightmare

Subyng
May 4, 2013

Popelmon posted:

Why didn't you post this beauty?



the latest silent hill game looking good

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Just got linked to this. ESPN needs to reevaluate things.

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/678729544317198336

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

EL BROMANCE posted:

Just got linked to this. ESPN needs to reevaluate things.

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/678729544317198336

There's no way to use the clarity slider tastefully.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

akadajet posted:

There's no way to use the clarity slider tastefully.

Yes there is, just never take it higher than 10.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
a 30€ book about blurry pictures with really long captions



bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



Are the captions MySpacey?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

bobmarleysghost posted:

Are the captions MySpacey?

If myspacey means pretentious and mostly meaningless then yes. The book is called planned obsolence and it questions the disapperance of the picture.



"Pixellated representations, virtual time, dehumanized relations, remote controlled desires, many imperatives for the photographer to capture the meaning of a nature on borrowed time"
(This is a lovely translation.)

The guy's got an impressive resume but blurry landscapes are pretty meh

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
https://www.instagram.com/p/_ovzIVPiwQ/?taken-by=stevewinterphoto

Murdoch's new HDR only policy for NatGeo?

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

quote:

stevewinterphoto: OK everyone I have never used HDR. Do not know how, as we cannot at NGM. So if this looks weird well my wife said what is that backlight? Looks over imaged! It is not. Nature can loon beautiful without a computer.

:shrug:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



:stare:

I love that like every comment is just making GBS threads on it

elgarbo
Mar 26, 2013

Apparently nature can also look like complete trash without a computer, too.

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013
My favorite:

Some Dummy posted:

The people criticizing these photos have obviously never tried their hand at wildlife photography.

Because you need to have made a quiche before to know that the one you are eating tastes like poo poo.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


did they actually print that? suddenly those "national geographic" awards everyone passes around on flickr make sense

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

looks like he does it for all his poo poo to varying degrees



"let me just open up the shadows and add in some clarity. why no this doesn't look like hot piss"

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
That's disgusting.

The worst part is just by clicking the "auto" button in lightroom to make adjustments and exporting to jpg the photos wouldn't be half bad.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Dude needs to be kicked in the shins just for pretending he doesn't know HDR.

"LOL that's straight out of the camera guys, that's just nature for you!!!" :downs:

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

If you're not seeing oversaturated HDR leopards on every branch, you're not doing enough drugs. Are you taking your nature photography seriously or not?
This guy's videographer looks like a clean-shaven, chipper version of me in a lycra shirt. It's creeping me out.

elgarbo
Mar 26, 2013

Merry Christmas goons! Here's something wonderful/horrible I saw on Facebook.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
New Honey I Shrunk the Kids lookin' bad.

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



That's one tiny rear end elk.

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
DPReview Recommends: Best compact cameras for travel 2015

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

:stare:

Ric
Nov 18, 2005

Apocalypse dude


He's got the same narrative style as that kid who reviews pizza on youtube while wearing an ill-fitting suit.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Ric posted:

He's got the same narrative style as that kid who reviews pizza on youtube while wearing an ill-fitting suit.

That one kid yeah

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006




Same

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


this is the weirdest pornhub comment of them all

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


feigning interest posted:

DPReview Recommends: Best compact cameras for travel 2015




LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".
I haven't wanted to post this because I don't really know the guy, but someone from my local photo club just constantly spams it's Flickr group with endless, boring pictures of dogs running in a dog park. Every once in a while they also come up with gems like these:


Photobomb... by Yakov Blikshteyn, on Flickr


2015-12-15 14.03.50 by Yakov Blikshteyn, on Flickr

This dude REALLY seems to like that picture of that dog:
https://flic.kr/p/zYTSJo
https://flic.kr/p/CDAcmS

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

LogisticEarth posted:

I haven't wanted to post this because I don't really know the guy, but someone from my local photo club just constantly spams it's Flickr group with endless, boring pictures of dogs running in a dog park. Every once in a while they also come up with gems like these:

Some good poo poo in here:

Frozen dragonfly... by Yakov Blikshteyn, on Flickr

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I was watching one of those '10 common mistakes' videos and in retrospect I feel it spent too much time talking about straightened horizons and dust spots, when really it should've talked about not doing composites of your dog on an easel for some reason.

SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

Really the best

Breanna & Mr. Tex #UrbanLlamaProject by ۞۞۞۞۞ TC MORGAN ۞۞۞۞۞, on Flickr

Happy Goat Customers by ۞۞۞۞۞ TC MORGAN ۞۞۞۞۞, on Flickr

Bird Is The Word by ۞۞۞۞۞ TC MORGAN ۞۞۞۞۞, on Flickr

#urbanlamaproject

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich


Hotline Miami cock.

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

That poo poo is actually, literally nauseating. It makes me feel like I ate something off and now I'm suffering fever dreams and I'm stuck in David Lynch's petting zoo

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


KinkyJohn posted:

I'm stuck in David Lynch's petting zoo

Not seeing the problem with this part, tbqh

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

DJExile posted:

Not seeing the problem with this part, tbqh

"BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUCCCK"


oh poo poo run it's the chimpanzee's

dakana
Aug 28, 2006
So I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch and headed for California.
guys if you want to be the best, you have to buy the best

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

Oh Hi. Check out my face, part of my shirt, and my right arm and shoulder. Have you guys ever seen an arm and shoulder like this before?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply