The Last Dog: Doobie Saga: the final chapter.

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Dave Concepcion: Mar 19, 2012

Egbert Souse posted:

quoting this again because god drat

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:25

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 01:11

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

where is teh star citizen thread by the way?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:26

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

doobie closing is just bonkers

b-o-n-k-e-r-s

which is a word only one of these two could spell

the pickens county herald is pretty bad imho

e: this was a front page article

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:26

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Smash it Smash hit posted:

who the gently caress serves bread with wings?

a lot of real chicken joints will, under the wings to soak up grease. youre not supposed to eat the bread. doobz hosed that combo meal all up

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:30

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Blue Raider posted:

a lot of real chicken joints will, under the wings to soak up grease. youre not supposed to eat the bread. doobz hosed that combo meal all up

AH the more you know thanks i

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:31

Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

SaltLick posted:

Since I refuse to read the shitizen thread can we get a quick update on what's happened? Also for old time sake lets hear some DayZ news since the shitizen/dayz/doobie thread was probably the best iteration

Agree, would like a TLDR on what's going on with those games cause gently caress wading into megathreads in Games.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:31

Big City Drinkin: Oct 9, 2007; A very good; Fallen Rib

I found something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHMm4cZpGeQ

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:35

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Jukeboxblues posted:

All around me are familiar hot dogs, worn out grease traps, worn out grease traps...

It's too early for this lazy racist, in the middle of nowhere, middle of nowhere.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:36

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Big City Drinkin posted:

I found something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHMm4cZpGeQ

collect the whole series: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmcIZeCaVzck0XUWFExs3uQ https://soundcloud.com/cherry-clan

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:41

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Bold Robot posted:

Agree, would like a TLDR on what's going on with those games cause gently caress wading into megathreads in Games.

Star Citizen:
CIG refunded Derek Smart after he caused a ruckus about their lovely non game
This prompted CIG to do refunds for a while after saying they'd never give refunds. The "smart" goon citizens all GTFO
Then CIG released a lovely tech demo with no persistence or even 1% of what was promised and said gently caress you this is enough game to deny further refunds
Chris Roberts tried to play his game on a holiday livestream and bitched about various features as if it's the first time he'd seen them. He looked like a 70 year old lady trying to work the google. Then his game crashed.
Now it's all hands on dick to get their single player game out this year or they are hosed(they'd had nothing playable when PC Gamer visited recently)

DayZ:
:iiam:

I hope this informative post is useful

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:47

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Berious posted:

Star Citizen:
CIG refunded Derek Smart after he caused a ruckus about their lovely non game
This prompted CIG to do refunds for a while after saying they'd never give refunds. The "smart" goon citizens all GTFO
Then CIG released a lovely tech demo with no persistence or even 1% of what was promised and said gently caress you this is enough game to deny further refunds
Chris Roberts tried to play his game on a holiday livestream and bitched about various features as if it's the first time he'd seen them. He looked like a 70 year old lady trying to work the google. Then his game crashed.
Now it's all hands on dick to get their single player game out this year or they are hosed(they'd had nothing playable when PC Gamer visited recently)

DayZ:

I hope this informative post is useful

Serious question: why are they hosed if they don't get something out this year? Isn't it just the kool-aid sipping true believers left at this point anyway? Like at this point, who would be left that would be so insane to hang in for this long but still reasonable enough to ever let it go?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:50

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

count on goons to instantly spring to action in defense of chicken grease and bread

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:52

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

FIRST TIME posted:

Serious question: why are they hosed if they don't get something out this year? Isn't it just the kool-aid sipping true believers left at this point anyway? Like at this point, who would be left that would be so insane to hang in for this long but still reasonable enough to ever let it go?

IDK that's straight from Chris according to the million page thread. I guess he thinks the well will dry up this year. The kool aid chuggers want their second life in space but Chris is way more interested in his single player game. That's where his 10 hours of frustrated movie director cutscenes are so he's going for broke on that and figures it'll be a huge success to fund the rest of the game

e: 10 hours of cut scenes is not an exaggeration. Chris boasted about them and showed off the script

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:56

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Based on the cutscene they showed with Gary Oldman I find that highly unlikely

# ? Jan 20, 2016 20:58

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Berious posted:

IDK that's straight from Chris according to the million page thread. I guess he thinks the well will dry up this year. The kool aid chuggers want their second life in space but Chris is way more interested in his single player game. That's where his 10 hours of frustrated movie director cutscenes are so he's going for broke on that and figures it'll be a huge success to fund the rest of the game

e: 10 hours of cut scenes is not an exaggeration. Chris boasted about them and showed off the script

Ahh the metal gear solid formula... Let's see if that pays off

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:00

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

social vegan posted:

count on goons to instantly spring to action in defense of chicken grease and bread

We're talking about Alabama here, white bread with that kind of food is an actual thing there. It really wouldn't be so bad if Doobie baked his own bread or sourced it from an actual bakery or something but instead he buys a bag of $0.99 Walmart white bread and plops it down with reheated frozen Walmart wings and fries and calls it a day.

poo poo, even if he bought a cheap bread machine it would do most of the work for him but it would give people a reason to go to Doobies instead of just going to the grocery store and taking the 20 minutes to make it themselves.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:01

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Chill la Chill posted:

wtf this is the doobie doghouse memorial thread show some respect

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:03

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

sweet home alabama is basically just greasy bread and unemployed gay people

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Berious posted:

e: 10 hours of cut scenes is not an exaggeration. Chris boasted about them and showed off the script

Lol, excessive cut scenes are one of the worst things about modern video games. I hope he makes them unskippable. :getin:

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:04

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Berious posted:

IDK that's straight from Chris according to the million page thread. I guess he thinks the well will dry up this year. The kool aid chuggers want their second life in space but Chris is way more interested in his single player game. That's where his 10 hours of frustrated movie director cutscenes are so he's going for broke on that and figures it'll be a huge success to fund the rest of the game

e: 10 hours of cut scenes is not an exaggeration. Chris boasted about them and showed off the script

is the gbs thread still around with a non-StarCitizen name? Or was it gassed?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Like for the price that he probably charges for 6 wings, 5 fries and a slice of bread, you could go the store and buy a whole bag of wings, bag of fries, and the whole loaf of bread.

Yes, I understand that's how restaurants work because that's the only way you make money but every successful restaurant at least creates the illusion of "you can't make this at home" and provides some kind of atmosphere that's more appealing than "Nazi infested pillbox in Normandy".

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:09

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Berious posted:

e: 10 hours of cut scenes is not an exaggeration. Chris boasted about them and showed off the script

Then threw it on the ground and made some employee pick it up in front of the crowd

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:18

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

FIRST TIME posted:

We're talking about Alabama here, white bread with that kind of food is an actual thing there. It really wouldn't be so bad if Doobie baked his own bread or sourced it from an actual bakery or something but instead he buys a bag of $0.99 Walmart white bread and plops it down with reheated frozen Walmart wings and fries and calls it a day.

poo poo, even if he bought a cheap bread machine it would do most of the work for him but it would give people a reason to go to Doobies instead of just going to the grocery store and taking the 20 minutes to make it themselves.

Why are you being such a bad frogger! Doobie knows what he's doing! Other than the going out of business part, which clearly wasn't his fault.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:19

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Chill la Chill posted:

wtf this is the doobie doghouse memorial thread show some respect

Dang ol' doobie man, making me dang ol' cry man.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:21

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

stop talking about hellthread topics you loving retards, we don't want this thread gassed too

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:22

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

Mad Monk posted:

Dang ol' doobie man, making me dang ol' cry man.

Man i tell you what it's like just dang ol' dogs in the wind man, like dogs in the wind.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:42

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

bradzilla posted:

stop talking about hellthread topics you loving retards, we don't want this thread gassed too

Come on we all know gamergate was the real reason hellthread was a thing. We are safe from that here

Anyway it's a dead thread walking

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

# ? Jan 20, 2016 21:56

Bacon Terrorist: May 7, 2010; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Was Tasha's Twitter ranting genuine or was it just a bad frogger getting us excited in the end?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 22:21

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

STAR WARS BETAMAX FREAK.

REDNECK FREAK.

SUCH A LIAR.

GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES

SUCK IT DRY.

SUCK ALL THAT CHILI RIGHT OUTTA THAT HOLE.

Goddamn.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 22:25

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

SaltLick posted:

Come on we all know gamergate was the real reason hellthread was a thing. We are safe from that here

Anyway it's a dead thread walking

Doobie will live forever in our hearts

# ? Jan 20, 2016 22:29

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Was Tasha's Twitter ranting genuine or was it just a bad frogger getting us excited in the end?

Tasha's pretty unsane.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 22:29

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Microwaves Mom posted:

STAR WARS BETAMAX FREAK.

REDNECK FREAK.

SUCH A LIAR.

GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES

SUCK IT DRY.

SUCK ALL THAT CHILI RIGHT OUTTA THAT HOLE.

Goddamn.

For children of god the doob family sure were interested in sucking dick or maybe rimming rear end, not sure where they were going with that. Some freaky sex anyway, with hotdogs

# ? Jan 20, 2016 22:31

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Was Tasha's Twitter ranting genuine or was it just a bad frogger getting us excited in the end?

She's definitely the one who tried to get the gays fired and I think she was responsible for a lot of the other Facebook poo poo. But in the end we'll never know :shrug: