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Kickstarter 3.0 initiated The perfect ending would be the crematorium backing out of the deal after doobs firesells everything including the vent hood
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:20 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 00:28 |
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That chicken burger is burnt to gently caress.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:20 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Kickstarter 3.0 initiated That and he's still under lease somehow. He just tells the landord, "OK, thanks" and hangs up.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:25 |
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can someone post the "ersatz retard dog" quote again
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:27 |
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Northport isn't that close to Reform. Are they expanding? Satellite parking facility?
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:32 |
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Doob's story of getting forced out has to be utter horse poo poo because I am looking at the property on GIS right now and it's a parcel of 50'x150', I'm sure you can get a piece of land that size in Reform without having to kick out a rent-paying business (which I'm guessing it wasn't) and demolishing a building. Even then, that would be a tiny parking lot. Doob's just trying to get out without admitting failure.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:35 |
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You'd think they'd hire the guy at a crematorium, judging from his food
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:36 |
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Dely Apple posted:You'd think they'd hire the guy at a crematorium, judging from his food Clearly you haven't seen his cheese
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:37 |
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Maybe the landlord is just trying to joke with Doobie that his hot dog business is dying and Doobie is just too stupid to get it. And since Doobie gave up immediately the landlord was like uhhh, and is now trying to get $58K because Doobie has proven he is dumb.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:37 |
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two forty posted:Doob's story of getting forced out has to be utter horse poo poo because I am looking at the property on GIS right now and it's a parcel of 50'x150', I'm sure you can get a piece of land that size in Reform without having to kick out a rent-paying business (which I'm guessing it wasn't) and demolishing a building. Even then, that would be a tiny parking lot. Doob's just trying to get out without admitting failure. Wow, I never thought of that before. Why would someone do such a thing to a successful business? That just doesn't make any loving sense. Why? WHY? Why would they do that, two forty? Please explain your logic, because now I can't sleep. I lay awake at night thinking about the possiblity that Doobie lied, instead of telling the truth on the Internet. My penis has stopped hardening after this news. My eyelids continue to crust, even while I am awake. Nothing in the world makes sense. Please. Save me two forty. Explain why Doobie would lie.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:38 |
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So, when I went looking for the weird rear end rap things, I couldn't help but notice .. the uh, incomparable malformed bigot herself! I feel like I want to photoshop this but .. it's just so horrible as it is
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:40 |
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i actually agree with this because haha thats an insane offer
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:46 |
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it's taxed at $26,600. his landlord does live in Northport though so that sort of adds up in his tableau that he's inventing here?
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:49 |
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cremate the corpses, doobie this is the undertaker
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:58 |
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Doobs should go with the narrative that big city folks from metropolitan Northport are taking over poor little Reform He could sell the movie rights. Ray Romano could play doobs
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 07:01 |
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I hope the landlord story is a 100% fabrication and then he finds out and sues Doobie for slander (see: liable vs comedy)
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 07:05 |
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two forty posted:Doob's story of getting forced out has to be utter horse poo poo because I am looking at the property on GIS right now and it's a parcel of 50'x150', I'm sure you can get a piece of land that size in Reform without having to kick out a rent-paying business (which I'm guessing it wasn't) and demolishing a building. Even then, that would be a tiny parking lot. Doob's just trying to get out without admitting failure. There's a closed funeral home just down the street from Doobie's and there's also a church just near him. Maybe Northport is re-opening the old funeral home and figures Doobie's site offers parking which is convenient to both locations. Doobie obviously only cares about his own building, but they could be purchasing other property as well.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 07:09 |
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doobie burn the corpse this is a vent hood
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 07:27 |
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oobie rematio ouse urns.... PILED HIGH .4 oz, $399 NO COMBOS
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 07:34 |
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That's a real shame because I need my oil changed. Think I'll take my business somewhere I can get an oil filter + hotdog combo while I wait.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 07:50 |
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Ashes in the urn
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 07:50 |
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I legitimately wonder how many people would donate to save the dog house at this point. Like even just to keep the laughs comin
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 08:47 |
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Heath posted:I legitimately wonder how many people would donate to save the dog house at this point. Like even just to keep the laughs comin Too many
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 08:51 |
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Pyres.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 08:52 |
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looks like someones gonna need a new hobby
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 08:57 |
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Heath posted:I legitimately wonder how many people would donate to save the dog house at this point. Like even just to keep the laughs comin Hot Dogs don't seem essential to the laughs, and all evidence suggests he is sick to death of standing over a grill Doobie needs to get a Patreon, and a blog. Every day he makes a short post about what he's been up to that day. Whether that's working at the oil shop, or todays excuse for closing the business and loving off. Once a week: a video. Could be a rap, a rant, a cooking demonstration, or just sitting in front of the camera saying whatever comes to mind for 5 minutes. Show off his paintings. Show off his rims and rebuilt engine. I, for one, want to know who Doobie favors in the republican primaries. The best part is nobody in Reform needs to know about it, if he doesn't want them to. It can totally stay between Doobie and his internet fans. Now y'all might think there aren't enough doobfans in the world to pay enough to make it worth his while. I'll just point out that Shmorky gets $817 US dollars a month just to live his dream. https://www.patreon.com/shmorky?ty=h If Shmorky can do it, Doobie can do it. He's a renaissance man.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 09:04 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Ashes in the urn Ash for it.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 09:16 |
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Angela Christine posted:Hot Dogs don't seem essential to the laughs, and all evidence suggests he is sick to death of standing over a grill doobie gently caress up the life this is a lawyer
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 09:25 |
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That Robot posted:what happened to ur av dude its a painful story........i cant talk about it.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 09:39 |
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Blitter posted:So, when I went looking for the weird rear end rap things, I couldn't help but notice .. the uh, incomparable malformed bigot herself! You mean this isn't photoshopped already? Seriously, I thought it was Fire or Ahuviya Harel first.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 09:41 |
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doob's new garage is looking good, I like the way he's worked on his truck and only one other dude's car. I'd like to accuse doobster of opening this shop to do his truck up and writing it off as a business expense but I don't think doob even thought that far, he just wanted to work on his dang truck without Tasha yelling at him god bless
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 10:14 |
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I think Doobie's downfall was charging customers 50 cents if they asked for a cup of ice. Did he also charge for salt and napkins?
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 10:35 |
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salt and napkins Piled High
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 10:42 |
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Angela Christine posted:Hot Dogs don't seem essential to the laughs, and all evidence suggests he is sick to death of standing over a grill Shmorky has talent though. I wouldn't be averse to throwing the Doobster a dollar a month to keep the laughs coming but didn't it transpire his painting wasn't his?
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 11:24 |
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Cromulent posted:I hope the landlord story is a 100% fabrication and then he finds out and sues Doobie for slander (see: liable vs comedy) whoflungpoop posted:looks like someones gonna need a new hobby
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 11:44 |
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my god
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 12:02 |
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lol a reasonable price to own the property and stay in business? nah we plum done hurr
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 12:12 |
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bradzilla posted:lol a reasonable price to own the property and stay in business? nah we plum done hurr
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 12:14 |
Made some chili dogs in doobs honor was tasty
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 12:15 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 00:28 |
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what would doobie do?
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 13:49 |