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Manifest posted:THIS IS THE END Someone mentioned doobie was closing down in some other thread and so I came here to see what the hubub was about. Are you telling me that all the money he dumped into renovations and making the place up to code for cooking and selling food in (like that super expensive vent hood) was done to a building he was merely renting and could get kicked out of at a moment's notice?
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this screenshot still blows my mind the name, the expression, the loving doobie's doghouse sign in the background, the fact that he's in the diner talking to loving goons, it's perfect
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ArbitraryC posted:Someone mentioned doobie was closing down in some other thread and so I came here to see what the hubub was about. Are you telling me that all the money he dumped into renovations and making the place up to code for cooking and selling food in (like that super expensive vent hood) was done to a building he was merely renting and could get kicked out of at a moment's notice? of course!
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ArbitraryC posted:Someone mentioned doobie was closing down in some other thread and so I came here to see what the hubub was about. Are you telling me that all the money he dumped into renovations and making the place up to code for cooking and selling food in (like that super expensive vent hood) was done to a building he was merely renting and could get kicked out of at a moment's notice? Correct
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Jan 21, 2016 20:33
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Heath posted:Are you really surprised that no one lives near it? If it's anything like the rural small towns of the Midwest there's probably nothing but farmland around for hours and the only outside business the place gets is people pulling off the freeway to get gas and hover their asses precariously a few inches off the toilet in the 7-11 while taking a desperate poo poo. There are two major public universities no more than a two hours drive from reform. I think Bama is like 45 minutes away and Mississippi state is like an hour and a half tops. Hell you drive through reform to go between the two
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Jan 21, 2016 20:33
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The irony is, if it wasn't for the funeral parlour needing to flatten doobies - he would be the perfect caterer for the wakes.
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Jan 21, 2016 20:36
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Rambling Robot posted:of course! SaltLick posted:Correct I just dunno what to say about that. It's the perfect ending, really if you think about it it's the only way this could end.
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Jan 21, 2016 20:38
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As it was written in the lease agreement, so it shall be.
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Jan 21, 2016 20:39
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Heath posted:Are you really surprised that no one lives near it? If it's anything like the rural small towns of the Midwest there's probably nothing but farmland around for hours and the only outside business the place gets is people pulling off the freeway to get gas and hover their asses precariously a few inches off the toilet in the 7-11 while taking a desperate poo poo. This is oddly specific
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Jan 21, 2016 20:39
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ArbitraryC posted:Someone mentioned doobie was closing down in some other thread and so I came here to see what the hubub was about. Are you telling me that all the money he dumped into renovations and making the place up to code for cooking and selling food in (like that super expensive vent hood) was done to a building he was merely renting and could get kicked out of at a moment's notice? INCORRECT. If he is telling the truth about the landlord, he has not been kicked out yet. He has merely been told that a sale might happen and is GTFOing before he's told he has to leave
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Jan 21, 2016 20:44
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So is his automotive dealership on a different property I'm assuming? Also it was predicted that this was how it would end because it's an excuse for Doobie to go out with whatever face he thinks he has to save.
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Jan 21, 2016 20:45
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http://www.smule.com/WayneRobinson5
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Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:So is his automotive dealership on a different property I'm assuming? It is literally directly across the (small) street. It is basically an unmarked shed with a hand written sandwich board sign out front that says "OIL CHANGES". There was a picture earlier somewhere. It's the kind of setup that leads one to believe doobie simply dashed across the street from one shack to the other whenever a customer showed up.
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Jan 21, 2016 20:51
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:This is oddly specific If you've never taken a desperation poo poo in a fucknasty Alabama gas station restroom you haven't lived
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Jan 21, 2016 20:52
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Jan 21, 2016 20:53
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I want to see the financials. Open the books doobie!
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tomstuart posted:im surprised that not a single goon lives within 30-45 minutes of reform and could make a lunch trip over there one weekend day I live less than an hour away. I'm not doing it. loving hellhole. Also a speed trap. That's how Reform keeps its lights on. Pulling over people.
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Jan 21, 2016 21:03
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:I live less than an hour away. It'd be pretty hard to not speed with such amazing deals!
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King of Bees posted:I want to see the financials. Open the books doobie! 
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Jan 21, 2016 21:22
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CrashCat posted:
I wonder if I could negotiate him into free shipping
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Jan 21, 2016 21:23
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whoflungpoop posted:whoever that is on the bottom right hi
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Jan 21, 2016 21:33
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Did my prank work when I called the dog house and told them I owned the land and they have to move out?
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Jan 21, 2016 21:37
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Wow. Razor thin margins.
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Jan 21, 2016 21:40
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is this what the rosetta stone looks like
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Bill Barber posted:That's betamax. Pretty sure his wife left him so he's fair game. huh. weird
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King of Bees posted:Wow. Razor thin margins. The Gang has been able to keep Paddy's open for 11+ years.
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King of Bees posted:I want to see the financials. Open the books doobie! Business is a failure and the poo poo about the funeral parlour is a bullshit excuse to cover. Just a guess.
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:I live less than an hour away. How much would we have to pay you to go in tomorrow to Doobies, record the whole thing like a stolen valor video, and ask for a frog dog while questioning the whole funeral parlor story. What's your number?
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Jan 21, 2016 21:58
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gender illusionist posted:Business is a failure and the poo poo about the funeral parlour is a bullshit excuse to cover. probably correct because he just opened up the automotive shop and complains all the time about actually working the arduous hours of 11-3 at the dogshack
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:I live less than an hour away. Oh man, you can live blog it in byob where some regulars will hate you for harassing the internet famous hot dog man
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Jan 21, 2016 22:00
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tomstuart posted:doobie closing is just bonkers pathetic spelling
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Jan 21, 2016 22:04
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does anyone have to picture of doobie at this high school graduation, age 40 ?
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hofnar posted:huh. weird He has a bunch of videos on YouTube tube in case you're interested :bigtran:
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Chill la Chill posted:Oh man, you can live blog it in byob where some regulars will hate you for harassing the internet famous hot dog man
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Chill la Chill posted:Oh man, you can live blog it in byob where some regulars will hate you for harassing the internet famous hot dog man man you are giving me some bad ideas that i may or may not act upon. i'll take my meds this evening and i wont even give a drat about it so. there's that.
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CrashCat posted:then they can get permabanned for being a mentally ill stalker obsessed weirdo poop toucher autist 
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RIP doobie you died as you lived... a hero
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I mean no offense by it, but you know someone would try to do it, because if there's one thing goons like it's getting people in trouble for finally delivering some drat entertainment
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Do it, become a thread legend, and give us some closure. Just film it. What outfit would Doobie react best to? Does the Doghouse offer military discounts?
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