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Concerned Citizen posted:actually it's good/funny It's like the surprise ending to zombo.com.
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Lt. Chips posted:I cant believe I just read this whole dumb story that didn't happen. That story is great not because anyone believes it is true, but because the writer intended it to demonstrate the usefulness of bitcoin, but spends 90% of it describing the molestation of an underage girl.
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Novo posted:it should have ended with your house burning down, the text adventure part is dumb. maybe i'm just mad because i got stuck at the tax collector How can you get stuck? You just bite the guy. It practically tells you what to do.
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The Bible posted:That story is great not because anyone believes it is true, but because the writer intended it to demonstrate the usefulness of bitcoin, but spends 90% of it describing the molestation of an underage girl. You say that like reading molestation fan fiction is a redeeming factor.
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Professor Shark posted:Hey Moridin, just so you know that someone is pulling for you, I contacted a few mods about your weirdo cyber-stalker and they agreed it's dumb as hell, that they're discussing what to do, and that there are plans to make it so that in the future mods won't be able to probate multiple times for a single post Stfu.
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Professor Shark posted:Yeah that's a pretty good one to go by. I don't think I hosed with them in this case, though, since I was told they were already aware of it and discussing what to do, I just wanted to make Moridin feel a bit better. The snitch thing was just an excuse to make glitter text. But didn't you just gently caress with FYAD just now?
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Jan 22, 2016 02:25
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Elissia posted:It's FYAD, who gives a poo poo
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Professor Shark posted:Yeah that's a pretty good one to go by. I don't think I hosed with them in this case, though, since I was told they were already aware of it and discussing what to do, I just wanted to make Moridin feel a bit better. The snitch thing was just an excuse to make glitter text. Lol discussing what to do. You remove the mods that are abusing their power job done. No wonder dear Richard's forums are dying.
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I posted in fyad once. It went about as well as you might expect but you don't see me pouting over it. Also looking back it was actually kinda funny. Anyway, this'll probably lead to some good bitcoiner tears and/or a deeper fracture over them https://twitter.com/AaronvanW/status/690120783281156097
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Elissia posted:YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT MY FRIEND Hahaha what the gently caress I would say there's no way this can be real but truth is stupider than fiction when bitcoins are involved
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The best thing about these forums is watching people get exposed to things like the Brazilian Bitcoin Molestation Fiasco for the first time.
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skaboomizzy posted:The best thing about these forums is watching people get exposed to things like the Brazilian Bitcoin Molestation Fiasco for the first time. Back when Mt. Gox was around it was fun to see people eventually realize that the place people were putting thousands into was literally "magic the gathering online exchange"
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Professor Shark posted:Hey Moridin, just so you know that someone is pulling for you, I contacted a few mods about your weirdo cyber-stalker and they agreed it's dumb as hell, that they're discussing what to do, and that there are plans to make it so that in the future mods won't be able to probate multiple times for a single post ahahahahahahahahah bitch
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raditts posted:Hahaha what the gently caress Seems you have to ask yourself what's more ridiculous: that this actually happened and someone's bragging about it, or it's made up and this is the most flattering story they could come up with. Now let's pause to remember the time the NYT asked readers to tell about their experience with Bitcoin, and some goon submitted brazil.txt.
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http://antilop.cc/sr/img/digitalink_usps_seized_my_package.png From the DPR case link, it's the Silk Road version of the Goon in the Hole story.
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Lt. Chips posted:You say that like reading molestation fan fiction is a redeeming factor. More of a confirmation that nothing good comes out of Bitcoin. Even a success story includes elements of fraud and child abuse. The Bible fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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notZaar posted:What percentage of global warming carbons can be attributed to criminals running overheating processors for this poo poo? There's no way it's high. But if it really did take off and hit it big, man, now there's a fun new doomsday scenario. Just picture it. Enormous skyscraper-scale computer towers far as the eye can see, radiating heat into a dying world. Humans live in tiny cells squeezed in among the superstructures. And all that processing power is for making new bitcoins. Nothing else.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:There's no way it's high. But if it really did take off and hit it big, man, now there's a fun new doomsday scenario. people squeezed into tiny cells you say, that is outlandish and totally unimaginable in our society
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dionysian posted:Stfu. qnqnx posted:ahahahahahahahahah bitch Haha if it was anyone but me I'd be saying the same thing Edit: Actually gently caress that Professor Shark posted:Hey Moridin, just so you know that someone is pulling for you, I contacted a few mods about your weirdo cyber-stalker and they agreed it's dumb as hell, that they're discussing what to do, and that there are plans to make it so that in the future mods won't be able to probate multiple times for a single post Shut the gently caress up bitch! Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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I remember back when DPR was getting arrested all of the bitcoiners were like "running a drug empire over the internet is harm reduction, it's way safer than having to buy from some seedy guy in an alley!" And then when drug addicts asked them on reddit how to actually acquire bitcoins most of them said "the best way is to use localbitcoins and set up a meeting with some seedy guy in an alley in order to buy bitcoins, which you can then exchange online for drugs." And then it was revealed that DPR gave like $10k worth of free drug vouchers to a recovering heroin addict who promptly blew it all and OD'd, but the bitcoiners were still jumping up and down trying to defend him (HARM REDUCTION HARM REDUCTION HARM REDUCTION) And then mycrimes.txt was released and it was revealed that DPR tried to have a bunch of people killed (and in one case he told the would-be assassin to kill a dude's innocent room mates too, in order to leave no witnesses). To which the bitcoiners replied "ALLEGED hired killings, assuming he's innocent think of all of the harm reduction!" QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Oh and don't forget the drug addict who ordered a bunch of research chemicals off of Silk Road and one day woke up with paralyzed husks where his arms used to be "arm reduction" -- some genius on yospos I don't know
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cumshitter posted:http://antilop.cc/sr/img/digitalink_usps_seized_my_package.png Wow, the stupidity is just breathtaking. This kid was handed a "Walk away now and you get to live your life" card on a golden platter, had it pointed out to him by twenty different people and then went and flushed it all away. I can think of at least two occasions in my life when I would have drat near killed to have had the opportunity this kid did.
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Elissia posted:YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT MY FRIEND This is honestly amazing. I know its not but i want it to be real.
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It seems like it would be really easy to make up a dumb story about butts saving you when you're stranded in another country without including an anecdote about ejaculating on a teenager.
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Dr Cheeto posted:It seems like it would be really easy to make up a dumb story about butts saving you when you're stranded in another country without including an anecdote about ejaculating on a teenager. that's the detail that convinces me it's real. there's just literally no reason to make up something that dumb/disgusting if you wanted to show off how good buttcoins are. he could've said that he got mugged by a scary minority, or had his cash stolen by the evil government authorities on arrival - either of those scenarios fit the lolbertarian mythology perfectly. but no, he had to sexually assault a child. which to be fair is also a common lolbertarian pasttime.
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cumshitter posted:http://antilop.cc/sr/img/digitalink_usps_seized_my_package.png Hilarious. Looked it up, he got six years.
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drat, he did too.quote:Silk Road Vendor “Digitalink” Sentenced To 6 Years In Prison I called him a kid, but he was 33 loving years old and should have drat well known better. You could have walked away 
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I'm pretty sure a South American poster named Magrov poked a few holes in the Brazil story. One of them being that the locations the writer mentions can't be easily reached since the area is one giant forest.
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cumshitter posted:http://antilop.cc/sr/img/digitalink_usps_seized_my_package.png Jesus christ this is like the Blue Story thread in E/N
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QuarkJets posted:Oh and don't forget the drug addict who ordered a bunch of research chemicals off of Silk Road and one day woke up with paralyzed husks where his arms used to be ok I need details on this I didn't realise the Chinese research chemicals in the bitcoin mock game were an actual thing.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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I don't understand why people would order dubious research chemicals to smoke/snort. What the hell are you expecting? 
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I severely injured myself and completly trashed my apartment because i was in a panic that the random poo poo i put in my body would kill me. My arms both dont work now also I hosed up my internal organs really bad. The dodgy rear end drugs were contaminated with other unknown poo poo Would recommend, really solid supplier.
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Professor Shark posted:Hey Moridin, just so you know that someone is pulling for you, I contacted a few mods about your weirdo cyber-stalker and they agreed it's dumb as hell, that they're discussing what to do, and that there are plans to make it so that in the future mods won't be able to probate multiple times for a single post godspeed EorayMel posted:I don't understand why people would order dubious research chemicals to smoke/snort. I had a friend in college that would do that and yeah I always thought he was a bit of a moron considering we could get E and acid and shrooms and DMT easily. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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With regular drugs you know people have been doing them for decades, if not thousands of years, and that they're reasonably safe. Even if research chemicals are just a modified form of the same active molecule, there's no reason to do them. You're volunteering to be the canary in the coalmine. Also wasn't there a story in the drug thread where some guy claimed his hair fell out and his skin became scaly and grayish and he basically turned into Gollum or something after doing research chemicals?
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