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Maybe archive this thread and he can start a new one if he wants 'I live in Detroit (and the library was better)'.
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Supreme Allah posted:Maybe archive this thread and he can start a new one if he wants 'I live in Detroit (and the library was better)'.
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acrobatbob posted:Our first real catastrophe has happened. One of the cats knocked over my Christmas plates last night. You are now officially a cat owner.
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Maybe Charlie didn't want the Christmas festivities to end? Can we really blame Charlie for wanting the Christmas spirit to be year round?
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Jan 20, 2016 04:57
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CH isn't dead, he just isn't posting.
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acrobatbob posted:Our first real catastrophe has happened. One of the cats knocked over my Christmas plates last night. So you left a box full of ceramics at a height of 3'+, near the edge of a shelf or similar, probably with the top of the box off, locked in a room with cats?
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It's all part of the cat experiance. My wife bought these christmasy long stem decorative glass tealight candle things (the gently caress do I know, it's her thing). They came in a pack of three and the cat knocked one over. She was super seriously bummed. I found the last store in a town 40 miles away to still have them. They didn't sell them individually. They are also distinct in that they are of a different heights. I was a hero. I made her cherished thing whole. And I had spares for the other two. A week later the cat knocked the same one over again 
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you might be doing cats wrong, i have a 2 year old cat ive raised from 3mo and the worst she does to the house is lick and drool on the fuzzy blankets
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Bacon Hat posted:you might be doing cats wrong, i have a 2 year old cat ive raised from 3mo and the worst she does to the house is lick and drool on the fuzzy blankets In my experience, boys are much more likely to knock poo poo over than girls. They're more prone to chasing each other around, and maybe also like to shove their stupid heads against precarious objects while marking them with their cheek glands. Although girls are not immune from either behavior. Serious advice: get ahold of some museum wax and use it to stick down anything fragile that you put on shelves the cats can get to.
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simplefish posted:CH isn't dead, he just isn't posting. hm, unlikely.
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Jan 20, 2016 07:41
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only the goon that employed him knows what the gently caress
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Bacon Hat posted:only the goon that employed him knows what the gently caress maybe CH is now buried in his backyard
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Leperflesh posted:In my experience, boys are much more likely to knock poo poo over than girls. They're more prone to chasing each other around, and maybe also like to shove their stupid heads against precarious objects while marking them with their cheek glands. Although girls are not immune from either behavior. My girl cat likes to get on the end table and push every object off, one by one. Remotes, coasters, tissue boxes, anything that's there. She just kind of bats them over the edge and watches them fall. It's so deliberate. We had a male cat who did that when I was a kid, too. Basically, all cats are assholes. Sorry about your plates, acrobatbob. Those cats sure know how to show their appreciation for your hospitality.
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yea ppl talking about cat thread closure are right i got a card in this hand because my cat is the same (american grey shorthair cross) as charlie but god dammit if i dont want goon hobo closure too, i also love karaoke and success stories
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TheReverend posted:It's all part of the cat experiance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:hm, unlikely. will bet you whatever you like
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Bacon Hat posted:only the goon that employed him knows what the gently caress I'm fairly certain no one here actually thinks he's dead, but for what it's worth we've had confirmation from anonymous employment goon that he's alive and attending work.
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acrobatbob posted:I'm fairly certain no one here actually thinks he's dead, but for what it's worth we've had confirmation from anonymous employment goon that he's alive and attending work. Good times. I think everyone just needs to let him settle into his work, he's probably a bit overwhelmed with the moving across the country and starting a new job, which probably has new technologies, and new ways of working that he needs to concentrate on.
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Pro tip your Xmas decorations are less likely to be destroyed if you have them out for a period if time less than three goddamn months
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I think the only way this thread can end is when CH is CEO of the corporation he is now in.
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Parity warning posted:Pro tip your Xmas decorations are less likely to be destroyed if you have them out for a period if time less than three goddamn months The decorations weren't out. They were in a box in the basement
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SalTheBard posted:The decorations weren't out. They were in a box in the basement i feel like most posters itt dont even keep up with the events of tt
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Parity warning posted:Pro tip your Xmas decorations are less likely to be destroyed if you have them out for a period if time less than three goddamn months I take my tree down on the 1st of January. Xmas was long over by then. Stop teasing these cats.
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Leperflesh posted:In my experience, boys are much more likely to knock poo poo over than girls. They're more prone to chasing each other around, and maybe also like to shove their stupid heads against precarious objects while marking them with their cheek glands. Although girls are not immune from either behavior. I lived with a girl cat that looked just like Charlie and she was destructive as hell. Knocked over plants on the reg. I once caught her pulling a thumb tack out of the wall with her teeth. Also very vocal and demanding of attention when it suited her. Maybe they're related. Edit: also, like Charlie, she was adorable and therefore difficult to stay mad at.
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Darth123123 posted:I take my tree down on the 1st of January. Xmas was long over by then. Stop teasing these cats. Maybe Charley was just tired of looking at Christmas decorations?
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Darth123123 posted:I take my tree down on the 1st of January. Xmas was long over by then. Stop teasing these cats. Aren't there 12 days of Xmas, so the tree stays up until Jan 6?
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:i feel like most posters itt dont even keep up with the events of tt "events" Either way the orphan cat definitely got sick of it being out for so long and took revenge
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Cats are minions of Satan, they don't like Jesus. This is why they smashed the Christmas plates and also they have been stealing the children's breath.
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RIP in peace OP, he never scored (a job)
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Let's play 'what's on the counter' E: Actually, that's a dumb game. It's chicken.
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acrobatbob posted:Let's play 'what's on the counter' the best thing cats do is stretch out real long like this. fuckinlove seeing how long i can stretch my cat. its why small dogs arent as good imo. i dont trust their weird non bendy midsections
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:the best thing cats do is stretch out real long like this. fuckinlove seeing how long i can stretch my cat. its why small dogs arent as good imo. i dont trust their weird non bendy midsections Longcat vs Tacgnol is one of the best wallpapers I've ever had:  Tacgnol every time.
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:the best thing cats do is stretch out real long like this. fuckinlove seeing how long i can stretch my cat. its why small dogs arent as good imo. i dont trust their weird non bendy midsections I have a fairly small dog and she does this thing where she'll put her paws on my thigh and stretches out and it's adorable
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Magres posted:I have a fairly small dog and she does this thing where she'll put her paws on my thigh and stretches out and it's adorable ugh. insufferable.
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:the best thing cats do is stretch out real long like this. fuckinlove seeing how long i can stretch my cat. its why small dogs arent as good imo. i dont trust their weird non bendy midsections This is because cats are made from prank peanut can snakes, whereas dogs are made out of circus peanuts.
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Robviously posted:This is because cats are made from prank peanut can snakes, whereas dogs are made out of circus peanuts. That's some serious wisdom right there.
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acrobatbob posted:Let's play 'what's on the counter' Charlie is a very handsome boy.
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So CH died, huh?
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Puppy Galaxy posted:Charlie is a very handsome boy.  My "Charlie" does that too when she wants my food. Also usually when it's chicken.
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I'd give him until Sunday. See if he can't find some free time and internet access on the weekend. Maybe entering a new chapter in his life includes not posting on these ridiculous forums anymore.
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