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Smash it Smash hit posted:in the south if you throw like 2k cash down on the table and ask for a loan mortgage you will get that thing, i know a ton of people who own their own house with mediocre credit at best from just throwing down a few grand
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I have to say that THE LAST DOG: DOOBIE SAGA: THE FINAL CHAPTER sounds like an awesome fighting game that was only released in Japan for a dead console that I now really want to play.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:if he brought any sort of proof of that it would really help the loan situation. in an economically poo poo hole like reform any sort of decent looking bet for a bank loan is going to be seriously looked at. He did but the dumb bank wouldn't accept twitter followers as evidence of income
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Jan 22, 2016 19:31
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We don't need no cola onions We don't need vent hood control No dark sarcasm in the dog house Doobie leave these goons alone All in all its just another hot dog and bun
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Jan 22, 2016 19:42
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Berious posted:He did but the dumb bank wouldn't accept twitter followers as evidence of income
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Jan 22, 2016 19:44
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Buy some land Buy some land, Doobie gently caress spinnin rims
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Jan 22, 2016 20:07
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Goodbye Doobie. I'll miss you
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DoctorStrangelove posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4 I watched a redneck crawl along the edge of a hotdog. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a dog...piled high
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Doobie's dreams, they piled high. Orders of wings, piles of fries. Days went on by, dogs came and went All the while under the ol' hood vent Piles of cheese, they didnt melt A small town business, in the bible belt Landlord came and said goodbye And Doobie's dreams, they dun died.
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The doobie went down to 'Bama He was cookin up a hot dog meal He was in a bind, he was outta his mind And willin to make a deal When he came across this kickstart thing And saw it was gettin hot Doob jumped up on a vent hood and said "Now I got a thought" "Bought these dogs at safeway, buns store brand too, But with some photos and some idiots, I'll make dogs for you Just give me ten grand, boy, and give the doob his due It's nothing special, but fund me, and god bless to you" The goon said "My name's Noni, and this might be a shame But I'll fund your pledge, bets I'll hedge, and ruin my good name"
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Jan 22, 2016 20:21
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a true hot dog salesman would sling dogs on his own porch, has hotdogprofits taught you nothing doobie
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The obvious answer is for Doobie to combine his passions and get a food truck, but that would actually require him to work instead of just sitting in the dog house watching tv and loving off all day.
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Un-l337-Pork posted:The obvious answer is for Doobie to combine his passions and get a food truck, but that would actually require him to work instead of just sitting in the dog house watching tv and loving off all day. This was kind of the original idea with the hotdog trailer but of course goons overfunded and doobie got the bright idea to open the hot dog bunker instead
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Un-l337-Pork posted:The obvious answer is for Doobie to combine his passions and get a food truck, but that would actually require him to work instead of just sitting in the dog house watching tv and loving off all day. Hmmm should I get a mobile operation where I can drive into Tuscaloosa and sling hotdogs to drunk college students or should I get a shack in backwater Alabama where no one lives nor has any money. A difficult decision.
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Un-l337-Pork posted:The obvious answer is for Doobie to combine his passions and get a food truck, but that would actually require him to work instead of just sitting in the dog house watching tv and loving off all day. guys guys guys guys guys guysg gusyg sguysg sguys guys! hey guys! 
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Chinatown posted:Hmmm should I get a mobile operation where I can drive into Tuscaloosa and sling hotdogs to drunk college students or should I get a shack in backwater Alabama where no one lives nor has any money. Also I have experience operating a food truck from local catering events, but I don't even know the what sort of legal requirements I must meet to get a restaurant open in my town.
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Jan 22, 2016 20:33
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Efexeye posted:all those song lyric posts are really bad Yeah they're terrible. On the plus side I think I figured out what he meant by 3 -21/2 eggs. In his pinned post about selling breakfast supplies he says he has several dozens of eggs and that they come in 2-1/2 dozen trays. So 3 -21/2 meant he had 3 trays of 30 eggs each. 
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Bold Robot posted:Yeah they're terrible. It was pretty obvious but congrats for finally getting it I suppose
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So does that mean the og hous will stay open? edit: nevermind. 
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Bold Robot posted:Yeah they're terrible. Now figure out the math on his breakfast menu prices
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Keg posted:Buy some land Raise your kids Raise your kids Raise your god drat kids!
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It's a tough business - Wayne "Doobie" Robinson
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Cheap Vodka posted:Raise your kids Read a book! Read a book! Read a muthafuckin book!
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Rod Munch posted:It's a tough business - Wayne "Doobie" Robinson Doobs went to hot dog school?! 
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Rod Munch posted:It's a tough business - Wayne "Doobie" Robinson Hot Dog Prophets
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Doobie (PBUH)
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So Doobie had $100K in sales a year? Good for Doobie! I wonder how much he was able to keep, like 2%? Poor Doobie.
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There is no doubt in my mind that Doobs just didn't feel like making hot dogs any more. He was trying to get people to cover his shifts almost a year ago. Then he opens his auto place and spends his time there instead. He 100% simply changed his mind and would rather work on his car instead of sell Frito pie to Reformers. Unrelated but does anyone have that screen shot of him asking Pink's where they get their hot dogs from?
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OctoberBlues posted:So Doobie had $100K in sales a year? Good for Doobie! I wonder how much he was able to keep, like 2%? Poor Doobie. But see, he was closed like 5 days a week, so that cuts into the pie a bit. Also, he's making up those numbers.
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its a tough business *has absurd hours and is closed alot*
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Last Buffalo posted:But see, he was closed like 5 days a week, so that cuts into the pie a bit. Doobie wouldn't lie, he is a good Christian man.
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If Doobie were to auction off his og hous sign, I wonder how much it would go up to. I'd pay maybe $25 for such a memorabilia
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Food costs* are through the roof! *Wal Mart prices
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My favorite aspect of the doobie saga is Claude fronting like he's this basic, hardworking businessman who knows what he's doing, but is basically operating off of half remembered anecdotes from self help articles he read in a dentist office waiting room.
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Last Buffalo posted:My favorite aspect of the doobie saga is Claude fronting like he's this basic, hardworking businessman who knows what he's doing, but is basically operating off of half remembered anecdotes from self help articles he read in a dentist office waiting room. Doobies definitely a Goofus but desperately wants to be Gallant.
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