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Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
The question, on everyone's mind I think, is how will Doobie and Tasha's relationship fare after this debacle?


Like, will the shame of a failed business venture keep his Doobie dog limp and floppy? Will Tasha even want to share her box cake with someone who can't satisfy the community's need for hot snacks? As this gulf widens, will she turn to someone like Odysseus, who has a stable government job and alway a bit of empathy for them? Will Doobie be open for a combo meal of mountain dew box cake and Greek seasoned meat?

Asking for a friend.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

SaltLick posted:

Doobies definitely a Goofus but desperately wants to be Gallant.

Gallant uses only fresh ingredients and works hard to give the customer a top notch experience.

Goofus uses frozen Walmart meats and closes early.

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Chinatown posted:

its a tough business

*has absurd hours and is closed alot*

Welp it's Mule Days over in Gordo, better close at noon on Saturday.

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Rod Munch posted:

Welp it's Mule Days over in Gordo, better close at noon on Saturday.

Everyone in Reform was already over there anyway and Tasha wanted some funnel cake.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The Real Folk Doob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8


See You, Space Doobie.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I feel like Samwise watching Wayne climb in to his hot dog boat and sail out to the west, as his weiner slowly sinks

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Can somebody post the original doobie fanfiction that got one of the threads gassed? I don't remember much but I think they ended up having sex in the kitchen and I specifically remember the story edning with the line:

"Doobie ejaculated, grunting 'Piled High'"

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Keg posted:

Buy some land
Buy some land, Doobie
gently caress spinnin rims

C-O-O-K
A
DOG
OKAY

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Chill la Chill posted:

If Doobie were to auction off his og hous sign, I wonder how much it would go up to. I'd pay maybe $25 for such a memorabilia

I'll do you one better and offer up to $10 for that nice item

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Can somebody post the original doobie fanfiction that got one of the threads gassed? I don't remember much but I think they ended up having sex in the kitchen and I specifically remember the story edning with the line:

"Doobie ejaculated, grunting 'Piled High'"

This might be a different one? http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/Small_Weiners

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
burn down the shack doobie

this is an arsonist

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






HERE WE GO BOYS THIS IS IT

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Now the question remains: How soon until someone does a straight-to-streaming documentary of this saga?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I wish doobie would periscope the last night.

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
He can't even work a full day for the finale.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Last Buffalo posted:

He can't even work a full day for the finale.

It's absolutely fitting

spidergoats
May 20, 2001
Doobie Doghouse, open 5-6, lets eat all the food.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmLACAiXHck

we went away to the mountains
to corporate restaurants,
corporate food
mama and papa got liquor
and gun stores
torching this city down
i had a thought and i lost it
it was a monument, decent and pure
took out a razor and made my own picasso
hold me when i'm ready now

i made it far,
to the bleeding of your hearts remains:
to the point i care about your lies
when the mayor owns a funeral home
and we're sick of moving, we decide...
i'm gonna wreck this
and like a snake sticks to its hole,
he won't come out
'til the sun soaks up
these dead streets

on the way back from the mountains,
stopped by the cemetery, drank to our youth
thought of our ages and stopped it
we blame our diets on changes in mood

we made it far,
to the bleeding of your hearts remains:
to the point i care about your lies
when the mayor owns a funeral home
and we're sick of moving, we decide...
i'm gonna wreck this
and like a snake sticks to its hole,
i won't come out
'til the sun heats up these dead streets
and i know
we're gonna make it
because your hearts in your intentions
you and me,
we will resurrect these dead streets
you and me,
we will resurrect these dead streets

we went away to the mountains
we only stayed for a night

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

spidergoats posted:

Doobie Doghouse, open 5-6, lets eat all the food.

in the once a year snowstorm for alabama no less

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

JediTalentAgent posted:

Now the question remains: How soon until someone does a straight-to-streaming documentary of this saga?

it'll only end up like the uli doc. lost forever. god bless.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Tails Gets Trolled seems to have ended again recently as well. Boo

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

SaltLick posted:

It's absolutely fitting

it's god's way of punishing him for being blissfully ignorant :)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

JediTalentAgent posted:

Now the question remains: How soon until someone does a straight-to-streaming documentary of this saga?

Making a Restauranter

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
listen as the chorus marching
union roars like a lion
this old man with shoe on head
just said it:
we built this city on frogs and doob

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Still bummed Doobie's never got to make it on kitchen nightmares

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my vent hood to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall
Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Cantaloupe posted:

Still bummed Doobie's never got to make it on kitchen nightmares

Take heart: it will probably in the next five years end up as an easily-pirated academic monograph in an "online culture" case study series

cahiers du Doobie

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Last night
I had dream
That we went to Doobie's Dogs
ate all the dogs and Fries. didn't have to wait in line
I drove you to your house
Where we stared up at the stars
I listened to your ribbit
As I held you in my arms

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Figure 3.1

A participant prefiguring academic curiosity and participation

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Claiming to be something different
so wanting to believe
that you're better than the rest
to make up for low sausage heat
You talk to hear your own voice
and left me with no choice but to chose
I miss the person that you were
but I don't miss Doob

You've been hiding so long you can't find yourself
in this sheltered shack you love
When everything you want is at your fingertips
You'll never know what need is

You're the new revolution
the angst filled adolescent
You fit the stereotype well

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
you're gonna go to kickstarter
you're gonna give 'em all your money
doobie will make what he wants you to eat
they tell me it's cool but I just don't believe it...

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
It starts with
One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you fry
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
slaw dogs are a valuable thing
Watch me cook the hot dogs i sling
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to keep grillin' but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I fried, dogs fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
This thread seems to be infected with musical Tourette's

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Drunk Nerds posted:

This thread seems to be infected with musical Tourette's

piled high

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
To dream of freedom in this world
Our banners flying proudly are unfurled
Even if we stand alone we must never hide
For in our hearts there is a sense of pride

For the blood and honor
For the blood and for the pride
For the blood and honor
We must never let our hot dogs be taken for a ride

We look with caution to the east
We can see the red flag of the beast
Countless millions have died at the Froggers' hands
We would fight and die to keep our land

Froggers' greedy hands around our throats
Bankers buying up your lives and sitting back to gloat
We should fight to control our people's fate
Pickens never was no puppet state

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I know it wont happen but it would be pretty cool for Doobie to close out with a classic frog dog

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
What happens to a dream doobferred?

Does it dry up like jerky in the sun ?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Cookin 2: Electric Doobaloo
Y'all gotta save this here community hot dog shack

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bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Drunk Nerds posted:

This thread seems to be infected with musical Tourette's

We put in as much effort as doobie does

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