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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


DorkusMalorkus posted:

This guy seems like a tool but it also seems like the theater was being dumb. So it's really barely even a story.
"Why won't you let me have a big bag? And why aren't you searching it?"

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The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

subpar anachronism posted:

Here's her boyfriend:

Classy couple.


Btw. The 420 the logo for the 420 emporium. A local chain that offered free bath salts (synthetic weed) for a year to anyone that got that tattoo.

Her town is about 30 minutes away and is the definition of gone to poo poo factory town since Miller, nestle, and birds eye frozen foods left in the last 20 years.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Bath salts are synthetic weed? And that's what made that dude in Florida eat a living person's face?

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bath salts are synthetic weed? And that's what made that dude in Florida eat a living person's face?

I thought bath salts were mephedrone. Spice and K2 are/were the most common JWH-containing brands, I think.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bath salts are synthetic weed? And that's what made that dude in Florida eat a living person's face?

Bath salts are usually marketed as a quasi-legal synthetic weed, but in reality it's just an umbrella term to refer to an assortment of different research chemicals. What you're getting when you buy them varies from brand to brand, with the only similarity being that they're all a terrible idea to use.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ynZowsDtU

epsilon-6
Dec 25, 2002

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bath salts are synthetic weed? And that's what made that dude in Florida eat a living person's face?

No, they are not. Bath salts are synthetic cocaine/meth substitutes. They're called bath salts because they are sold in powder form that could in theory look like regular, non-drug bath salts.
Synthetic weed is generally referred to as Spice/K2 etc, and they were almost exclusively sold mixed with a bunch of random herbs. A bag full of nasty oregano wouldn't make sense to refer to as "bath salts"

Edit: also that guy wasn't on bath salts, he was just from Florida.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Oh ok. I thought spice and bath salts were the same thing. It was spice then.

The chain of stores was raided by the cops for selling bath salts. I'm not white trash so I never learned the difference. I figured it was just slang for the same thing.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


epsilon-6 posted:

Edit: also that guy wasn't on bath salts, he was just from Florida.

This.

In the spirit of drugs, have some people on E and various party drugs attempting to look cool while raving.



Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

epsilon-6 posted:

No, they are not. Bath salts are synthetic cocaine/meth substitutes. They're called bath salts because they are sold in powder form that could in theory look like regular, non-drug bath salts.
Synthetic weed is generally referred to as Spice/K2 etc, and they were almost exclusively sold mixed with a bunch of random herbs. A bag full of nasty oregano wouldn't make sense to refer to as "bath salts"

Edit: also that guy wasn't on bath salts, he was just from Florida.

I was under the impression that the original bath salts were called that because that's what they were imported as because of some loophole

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Synthetic weed is janky stuff. Somehow its considered safer some how, but a friend who's an EMT says at least once a week he deals with some dumb kid having a bad reaction to it.

Just smoke real stuff, worst thing is your going to order a pizza.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

twistedmentat posted:

Synthetic weed is janky stuff. Somehow its considered safer some how, but a friend who's an EMT says at least once a week he deals with some dumb kid having a bad reaction to it.

Just smoke real stuff, worst thing is your going to order a pizza.

It's not considered safer, it is considered not illegal; so kids buy it and get into trouble with it.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7bGYVViglY

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

syscall girl posted:

It was our obsession but then female poseurs like Tina Fey started coopting our nerd diet!

Pizzaface!

i just started watching 30 rock this week so now i get this

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
I posted this in the gif thread, but something tells me it'll be more at home here.

https://i.imgur.com/T06xFNL.gifv

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer
Fake weed is the only time I've ever thrown a drug away. I wasn't able to smoke the real stuff a few years back and still wanted to be stoned, so I purchased some "potpourri" from a head shop. Smoked it once and just felt...gross. Flushed the rest down the toilet. Man that stuff is awful.

Sorry to continue the derail, here's a gis result for "ugly".

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Edmond Dantes posted:

I posted this in the gif thread, but something tells me it'll be more at home here.

https://i.imgur.com/T06xFNL.gifv

Something tells me 100% of tests would have the same result.

Indolent Bastard posted:

It's not considered safer, it is considered not illegal; so kids buy it and get into trouble with it.

I guess because you can buy it under the counter at smoke shops, and not the sketchy guy on your floor.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

mds2 posted:

This would explain why I had no idea what a Jojo was.

Be glad. I had a lot of downtime over Christmas/New Year and, after hearing goons going wild over it in just about every forum, decided to break my long standing rule regarding not touching anime with a ten foot pole.

Didn't even get three episodes in, it was was offensively stupid.


But I'm lucky, from talking with a young bloke at work who was suckered into watching the second season by a friend, he told me how he made it up to the episode where a young girl, maybe 12 years old, is almost raped while taking a shower and all the creepy lovingly-drawn full body shots of her completely naked from behind. And now I hear the third season has a bunch of scenes with dogs being brutally killed, torn apart and eaten.

The aug is loving goons going around like this poo poo is the greatest thing ever. Borderline child porn and animal mutilations :ughh:

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Gorilla Salad posted:

Be glad. I had a lot of downtime over Christmas/New Year and, after hearing goons going wild over it in just about every forum, decided to break my long standing rule regarding not touching anime with a ten foot pole.

Didn't even get three episodes in, it was was offensively stupid.


But I'm lucky, from talking with a young bloke at work who was suckered into watching the second season by a friend, he told me how he made it up to the episode where a young girl, maybe 12 years old, is almost raped while taking a shower and all the creepy lovingly-drawn full body shots of her completely naked from behind. And now I hear the third season has a bunch of scenes with dogs being brutally killed, torn apart and eaten.

The aug is loving goons going around like this poo poo is the greatest thing ever. Borderline child porn and animal mutilations :ughh:

????
While not as fervent a fan as some people, I've read all the series and never seen that. Are you sure you're not just making poo poo up or that your friend is lying to you?
Anyway, if you want some real anime awkward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiS6a1XE91M

FighterKnuckles
Apr 17, 2010

The truth is in sight!

Postal Parcel posted:

????
While not as fervent a fan as some people, I've read all the series and never seen that. Are you sure you're not just making poo poo up or that your friend is lying to you?

While he's exaggerating a bit, he's not completely wrong. There is a... painfully cringe-worthy sequence with a girl that age (the stowaway) early on in the first season of Part 3's arc. It wasn't in the original comic at all and, as much as I like that series, there is no way to defend that scene. None. It is creepy and meant to pander to the kind of people this thread is made for. But, it's only present in the animated version. If you only read the original comic, you wouldn't have seen it.

As for the "dogs being brutally killed, torn apart and eaten", it is there near the tail end of Part 3's second season, but the goriest stuff is censored and is only meant to establish how horrifically nasty the villain is. It doesn't condone it or approve of the violence in the least.

If taken out of context like that, yeah, it's pretty messed up! In context, its either not that bad, or, well, yeah okay, that one scene with the girl is pretty bad, but that's really the only one out of 70-ish episodes of the show that are available that is even remotely that Awkward, Ugly and/or Gross.

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe

twistedmentat posted:

Something tells me 100% of tests would have the same result.

The machine could be legit.

When you look at someone you find sexy, your pupils dilate, which is probably what the machine is measuring. There are a bunch of other things that affect it though, like light level, so if the woman was looking towards a bright light then her pupils will shrink in response to that. Also, it technically measures arousal not attraction to what you're looking at, so it might simply be that the woman was too self-conscious to feel aroused during the test.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

gently caress off with your pedo toon discussion no one gives a gently caress

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Panniculus Rift posted:

gently caress off with your pedo toon discussion no one gives a gently caress


forums.somethingawful.com: gently caress off with your pedo toon discussion no one gives a gently caress

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Someone on my FB linked this great classic*. Let's revel in simpler times



*using the internet definition, so around 1yr old

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

C.P.A.N. posted:

forums.somethingawful.com: gently caress off with your pedo toon discussion no one gives a gently caress

Miyazaki movies get a pass as long as you aren't somehow getting aroused

If so, please, please kill you are self

Those movies are so adorable but again, if you become sexually aroused, do yourself a favor and look deep in your heart and realize you'll have a better time in hell than what you're apparently aiming for

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Postal Parcel posted:

Someone on my FB linked this great classic*. Let's revel in simpler times


Oh this picture; everything you need to know about the photographer reflected in everyone's faces

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mgtow

this entire reddit

quote:

We are men going our own way by forging our own identities and paths to self-defined success; cutting through collective ideas of what a man is.

read the side bar and you will find they cite, for example, Buddhism in their self-dicovery. Of abandoning sex and women. Because women are evil.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
As someone once said:

"A masculinity movement that is not mostly anit-feminist has yet to appear"


FighterKnuckles posted:

As for the "dogs being brutally killed, torn apart and eaten", it is there near the tail end of Part 3's second season, but the goriest stuff is censored and is only meant to establish how horrifically nasty the villain is. It doesn't condone it or approve of the violence in the least.

Well I wasn't about to watch it to find out. Animals being hurt (even animated ones that aren't real) is pretty much right at the top of my list of things guaranteed to make me not want to watch something.


I was sold on the show as "full of cool references to 80s music" and it was a loving lie. It goes to show you should never trust anyone who watches anime.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 14:49 on Jan 23, 2016

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gorilla Salad posted:

As someone once said:

"A masculinity movement that is not mostly anit-feminist has yet to appear"

https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/42143g/sex_isnt_all_its_cracked_up_to_be_interesting_read/

quote:

I thought to loose my libido would be something terrible. I'm a man and I'm biologically programmed to want to put my penis in other women for the sake of passing on my genes..and it feels pretty drat pleasurable! That all changed when I was addicted to painkillers.(Judge me all you want! I was very depressed and I was desperate to feel something, anything to feel better about how unhappy I was). Anyways, a side effect of opiots is significantly diminished libido. So, I didn't jerk off as much and didn't care about women, as a whole as much. I'm not sure who was the brilliant guy who said this but the quote went something like this, : "what worth would a women have to a man if she didn't have a vagina?" Sure, it seems the definition of shallow but there is so much truth to it. As my libido diminished after months of drug abuse, I realized that relationships with women were more of a loose/loose scenario, so I stopped talking to women. To my surprise, women started talking to me more...but I didn't care, so I ignored them..literally. I'm not encouraging drug abuse but this really opend my eyes to male sexuality and what we can and cannot live without. Its all perception. You can live without sex, quite comfortably I might add (well theoretically, I suppose..) I just think you should give it a go and stop communicating with women for a while and work on you. See what happens. You will be very much surprised what you can accomplish.. On a side note, its acutely disturbing that were told, from the moment were born to be a white knight little bitch to women... I can assure you, that will get you no-where and that doesn't apply, only to women. TL;DR- Recovering drug abuser realizes life without women and sex isn't the worse thing in the world, human nature is contradictory and ironic and society indoctrinates you to do things that will lead you no-where.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I like the notion that women are only worth talking to if you want to have sex with them.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Come on; what do you think they are, actual people? Pwah.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
I used to not like 28 days later because I found it ridiculous that trained soldiers would turn into sex starved rapists after 28 days.

Apparently I just hadn't read this thread enough

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Eww anime!! gross! its the fedora of animation!

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Gorilla Salad posted:

Be glad. I had a lot of downtime over Christmas/New Year and, after hearing goons going wild over it in just about every forum, decided to break my long standing rule regarding not touching anime with a ten foot pole.

Didn't even get three episodes in, it was was offensively stupid.


But I'm lucky, from talking with a young bloke at work who was suckered into watching the second season by a friend, he told me how he made it up to the episode where a young girl, maybe 12 years old, is almost raped while taking a shower and all the creepy lovingly-drawn full body shots of her completely naked from behind. And now I hear the third season has a bunch of scenes with dogs being brutally killed, torn apart and eaten.

The aug is loving goons going around like this poo poo is the greatest thing ever. Borderline child porn and animal mutilations :ughh:

That sounds really good, actually.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Postal Parcel posted:

Someone on my FB linked this great classic*. Let's revel in simpler times



*using the internet definition, so around 1yr old

someone already pointed out everybody's faces, but my second fave thing is her dropping her fork

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Ambitious Spider posted:

I used to not like 28 days later because I found it ridiculous that trained soldiers would turn into sex starved rapists after 28 days.

Apparently I just hadn't read this thread enough

Should have replaced them with US Marines. Would have been more believable.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Postal Parcel posted:

Someone on my FB linked this great classic*. Let's revel in simpler times



*using the internet definition, so around 1yr old

Is she meant to be someone recognizable or is this just about everyone being weirded out by a guy with a camera?

Second dude fits the bill though.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Nutsngum posted:

Is she meant to be someone recognizable or is this just about everyone being weirded out by a guy with a camera?

That's actress Chloe Moretz.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Nutsngum posted:

Is she meant to be someone recognizable

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ambitious Spider posted:

I used to not like 28 days later because I found it ridiculous that trained soldiers would turn into sex starved rapists after 28 days.

Apparently I just hadn't read this thread enough

Yeah I'd be surprised if they lasted 28 days too.
A week sounds about right.

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